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Whats with the recent thread of (mostly jeet) manlets thinking they are 2 months in a mcdojo away from knocking out schwarzenegger for funsies?
 
Rico Verhoeven has learned how to shoot a double leg (feat. Tom Aspinall).
All heavyweight champions in MMA have 72 hours to hand their belts over.

Gilbert Burns offering to train DDP for a rematch against Khamzat:
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I'm a little worried about Rico's chin at this point in his career. The standing counts kinda help him recover in Kickboxing and unfortunately UFC isn't 2000s and before Shooto.
 
Dumas obviously faking to try and keep his career alive, hope that nigger gets testicular torsion.
 
Lopes took Silva's aura. That was crazy all the way until they left the cage Who was Diego flipping off in the crowd? Prates?
 
I'm a little worried about Rico's chin at this point in his career. The standing counts kinda help him recover in Kickboxing and unfortunately UFC isn't 2000s and before Shooto.
Unless some new up-and-comer hits Glory like a tornado, Rico is pretty much out of challengers at this stage of his career.

Upon further reflection, maybe Trump doesn't need to deport ALL of them.
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September 2025 has been disastrous for the Fighting Nerds.
 
The Fighting Nerds shit reminds me the nWo. They were red hot when they started up, but now they’re all over the place, forced, and their value is quickly diminishing.
 
Crawford is a fucking magician. 38 in 2 weeks, off a 13 month layoff, moving up 2 weight classes. Really good. Canelo looked past it having watched his fights before, and this kinda confirmed it. Didn't change how good it was.

The rest of the main card, barring the Mbilli-Martinez fight, was dogshit. Had a Saudi pickme and then Dana's pet project in Callum Walsh on the main card doing low level boxing. The spacing in the fights as well - just crap. 4 fights in how many hours? Walsh got that nepotism rub and was given the co main and put on a stinker over Mbilli-Martinez, who is one of the interim champs in the division Canelo and Crawford were in - had a phonebooth war. Rest of it felt like a UFC production.

Kellerman was dogshit on commentary, endless sucking off the Arab and Dana White. Blind as a bat as well. Terrible.
 
The spacing in the fights as well - just crap. 4 fights in how many hours?
This was the first card I've watched live in ages, usually I just watch a replay the next morning. I eventually got so fed up with how long shit was taking I went to make a brew and a sandwich during Canelo's walkout, and when I came back probably 15 minutes later they weren't even through the second round.

Also in other boxing/MMA news Molly McCann had her first boxing match (which she won), which included her opponent straight up fucking teep kicking her and the ref somehow not seeing it:
 
Crawford looked pretty good versus the ginger Mexican. He was calling out Topuria during the press conference, maybe Tomato man can arrange something retarded?
 
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Dana was crying in an interview about the dogshit pacing of boxing cards recently and that didn't help a fucking thing for tonight.
 
Not MMA but Canelo is getting fucking worked badly
He looked completely washed. If he fights top ranked opponents he'll never win in the ring again. He got walked down by an older fighter who was three weight classes down from him who hadn't fought in a year. His corner also stopped motivating him and just gave up coaching.
Dana was crying in an interview about the dogshit pacing of boxing cards recently and that didn't help a fucking thing for tonight.
Dana lying? No way.
 
Also in other boxing/MMA news Molly McCann had her first boxing match (which she won), which included her opponent straight up fucking teep kicking her and the ref somehow not seeing it
I don’t recall which round it was in, but Molly threw a 1-2, dipped her head and rushed forward, and absolutely headbutted the shit out of her opponent. The reffing on that entire card was hilarious.

The rest of the main card, barring the Mbilli-Martinez fight, was dogshit. Had a Saudi pickme and then Dana's pet project in Callum Walsh on the main card doing low level boxing. The spacing in the fights as well - just crap. 4 fights in how many hours? Walsh got that nepotism rub and was given the co main and put on a stinker over Mbilli-Martinez, who is one of the interim champs in the division Canelo and Crawford were in - had a phonebooth war. Rest of it felt like a UFC production.
It was truly an astonishingly bad card and other than as revenue, there was no reason to pad it out for as long as they did. Almost an hour and thirty minutes for each outing, not barring the theatrics. I had a friend there who told me that were it not for the 40 dollar jagerbombs he was going into debt for, he would’ve passed out before the Vargas fight.

Not only were all of the fights a slog, but was it really necessary to hold mini-concerts before the main event… just to have another live performance for Canelo’s walkout? Canelo’s walkout takes longer than any of the Undertaker’s, and that’s insane to me.

Boxing is fucked
 
Upon further reflection, maybe Trump doesn't need to deport ALL of them.
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Yeah, the 6 foot tall smoke-show Mexican ring girls hovering in the background were about the best thing about that card last night.

The matchmaking has gone to shit in the UFC over the past couple of years. It's 90% utter-fucking-nobody with a 6-0 record in some regional promotion versus a journeyman who is fighting stay on the roster and the matches end up being a coin flip as a result. The other 10% is guys from Whereever-istan ragdolling 11-milionth degree BBJ black belts because BBJ is pointless now that everyone learns all the counters to it within their first couple of lesson at an MMA gym.
 
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