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I honestly believe that the hype and gas for this current card rn is out of spite to the UFC, and it's deserved, but I know damn well that the community would lose their minds if the UFC slopped out:
- Two past due hags slapboxing
- The promotion's lineal champion vs. a fucking can
- Two washed-up guys (one's a cult favorite and other unfortunately gets shat on by a coked-up McGregor while getting his bare knuckle scraps promoted)
 
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I honestly believe that the hype and gas for this current card rn is out of spite to the UFC, and it's deserved, but I know damn well that the community would lose their minds if the UFC slopped out:
- Two past due hags slapboxing
- The promotion's lineal champion vs. a fucking can
- Two washed-up guys (one's a cult favorite and other unfortunately gets shat on by a coked-up McGregor while getting his bare knuckle scraps promoted)
MVP can get away with it because they have basically never hidden from the fact that they are circus fights just like PRIDE was back in the day. UFC is expected to put on prime content on the other hand. You don't go to McDonald's and expect a high-class burger, so to speak.
 
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I honestly believe that the hype and gas for this current card rn is out of spite to the UFC, and it's deserved, but I know damn well that the community would lose their minds if the UFC slopped out:
- Two past due hags slapboxing
- The promotion's lineal champion vs. a fucking can
- Two washed-up guys (one's a cult favorite and other unfortunately gets shat on by a coked-up McGregor while getting his bare knuckle scraps promoted)
I'm actually going to watch this live. I hope they stack the undercard with washed up names too.
 
I will be watching the Diaz v Perry fight. That fight has real violence potential, provided Diaz’s brow doesn’t get popped immediately and get stopped by the ref.

Sean Strickland does his best work when nobody expects it from him.

Precisely. He was supposed to be destroyed versus Fluffy, but he put on that Sean Strickland masterpiece. Doesn’t matter if it’s boring, it works (and that fight was awesome). If he can maintain his health, I think he has a better chance than people think. Still likely to lose. A few good teeps to the breadbasket might set Cumshot back another year though.

Dricus underestimated Cumshot’s speed. Same situation/scenario as his fight versus Leech. Burst in, secure your position, control fight. The only difference is that you had to sit through 5 rounds of that lame shit when it would’ve been a mercy to us all to finish it. Strickland’s TDD is very good and he’s a wormy fuck with insane cardio. Hoping it’ll be a good one. Presser is going to be kino.
 
Strickland’s TDD is very good
People love to retort with DPP picking Sean up and dunking him, but Dricus is a thickly built Middleweight and the most entropic (or situationally reactive) fighter in history, and Strickland does scramble a lot when taken down.

This all comes down to whether Sean can ragebait Khamzat/make him work too much per round.
 
Sean and Khamzat just talked right past him while he sat on his tongue and watched from the cuck chair in the corner. Imavov should have been demanding his title shot last year as soon as Sean lost the second fight to Dricus.
Oh no, Imavov is fine being in the cuck chair, he even bought snacks and soft drinks. The guys knows he gets only one shot at the belt.

Imavov may not be a leg humper, but he looks like one (he is Dagestani), and he isn't liked by the fans, because not only he has the charisma of a brick, he is a serial eye poker, and a rather egregious one, if he is losing any momentum in the fight, he just shoves his fingers down the sockets. No one wants to see this guy with the belt.

And if Imavov loses, he knows he is going waaaay back in the line, and he ain't winning shit with Khamzat around. So he will stay quiet in the cuck chair, Chimaev said he will move up after a title defence because he wants the double champ, and once he is gone, Imavov will speak again about getting the shot.

People love to retort with DPP picking Sean up and dunking him, but Dricus is a thickly built Middleweight and the most entropic (or situationally reactive) fighter in history, and Strickland does scramble a lot when taken down.

This all comes down to whether Sean can ragebait Khamzat/make him work too much per round.

If I had to guess, Khamzat will get rage baited to stand and fight. Masvidal has been shit talking him non-stop.


If you know anything about Khamzat is that he has a huge ego and is a notorious gym bully, that he goes extra hard even on simple drilling exercices to show how good he is.

There was this video of him sparring with Roundtree, uploaded by Chimaev's crew to show that Khamzat can bang, and he is most definitely NOT a crouch sniffer.


Aside of the retardation of going this hard on sparing without any equipment is dumb, a couple of seconds of a spar match doesn't tell us anything, but it is clear that the croutch sniffin' jokes are getting to Khamzat, and while I don't like to say "psychological warfare" to dumb mma trash talk, I think Strickland and his team will push hard on this button to get Khamzat upset.

Even on the DDP fight Chimaev was getting upset by the boos of the crowd. So, with one minute left in the fight and the belt already in the bag, he decided to stand and trade with DDP:


Only to get tagged with a straight, after that Chimaev said "fuck that", threw a flicker jab and immediately dove into DDP's balls.

So my guess is, Khamzat will try to strike with Strickland on R1 just to show he can do it, and he will find out that without any proper footwork and head movement, his face will just be a piñata for Sean's jabs. He might even go for 2 rounds, but eventually he will go for the TDs and then we will see if Strickland's has that great of a TD defense that people say.

I would say the odds are still 8-2 for Chimaev, easily, but there is something about Khamzat that doesn't pass the smell test to me. One trick ponies, no matter how great the pony is have this tendency of getting checked when you least expect, just ask Mark Coleman.
 
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I’ve been “playing” that WikiGacha trading card thing and I pulled this card, lol. I remember this event too. Pretty much was the end of Waterson.

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MVP can get away with it because they have basically never hidden from the fact that they are circus fights just like PRIDE was back in the day. UFC is expected to put on prime content on the other hand. You don't go to McDonald's and expect a high-class burger, so to speak.
>talking shit about one of the few good Nu-Gooby ufc fighters
Sorry casual but i like my mma chimps either being unhinged maniacs or crazy memorable weirdos, and im fucking tired of the modern UFC fighter being a cringelord, le stoic and honorable fighter, some inbreed failed russian or a gooby mcpropatwelve wannabe.
 
The heir to LEGENDARY POLISH POWER has arrived (Iwo Baraniewski):
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UFC dies the moment Justin Gaethje cloning apparatus blows up.

And of course MVP fucks it up the moment he's live today after I've been enjoying his UFC run.

>talking shit about one of the few good Nu-Gooby ufc fighters
Sorry casual but i like my mma chimps either being unhinged maniacs or crazy memorable weirdos, and im fucking tired of the modern UFC fighter being a cringelord, le stoic and honorable fighter, some inbreed failed russian or a gooby mcpropatwelve wannabe.

Jake Paul's Most Valuable Promotions, not Michael Venom Page lmao.
 
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Evloev trying his best to not be boring. Or this shit is rigged out the ass, and Evloev and Murphy are playing to a draw to justify Volk vs. Jean Silva.
 
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That was the most urgency I think I have ever seen from Evloev.

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HOLY SHIT! WHO PAID FOR THAT DECISION?!
 
Holy Shit Evloev won with some of the wrost striking I've seen in a while, this Brit card was beyond shit.

And Evloev thinks he's getting the title shot, fucking hilarious.
 
Shit was more rigged than [POATAN]. Volkanovski please rape this Dagi, and the Brazilian if Hunter Campbell forces it.
 
Not a robbery, Evloev won every rounds outside the second, first one is close but can go either way. After 1 foul point deduction 48-46 or 47-47.
Agreed, but these guys looked atrocious for Decision Warriors. A 50-45 Evloev artful "domination" would've been better. It's weird that this fight was so slow and ass that a rigged to bait a draw allegation seems plausible.
 
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