Minecraft

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I mean, if we're being honest with ourselves, I think being a redditor might actually somehow be less pathetic than the current Mojang administration. I can't think of any other reason that Jeb and Agnes are both like that other than the swedes spiking their drinking water with soylent and estrogen. The bar's already in the nether.
 
Oh for fucks sake it’s the literal queen of Reddit, how long until the friends “feature” means that you need to give up your id to play Minecraft
 
Finally paid for my own copy of Minecraft after over a decade because the Android wrapper program is staunchly no-pirating and I don't have time to figure out a bypass. I've had so much fun on free servers and cracked singleplayer its worth forking over a few bucks.
 
I bought the game so long ago that I ended up completely unable to prove my purchase when I had to contact Microsoft over an account issue. Like, dude, I bought the game 14 years ago using an email for a service that doesn't even exist anymore. I've had to transfer my account twice from minecraft.net to mojang and then to microsoft. Do you really think I have the receipt?

Anyways, they told me to get fucked and so I had to buy it a second time because they decided that having the only device and ip to access the account for the past decade as well as the full history of credential changes made me less trustworthy than the random-ass russian who logged in once and is now advertising it as for sale. So clearly what do I know.
 
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I can't play Minecraft anymore without being bored as fuck or becoming sick lmao.

Don't know how it is for you after wasting so many years on this fun game.
Vanilla Minecraft survival is basically just worse creative mode. It kind of hurts to say because I have so much nostalgia for the game, playing it since grade 2, but Minecraft just isn't a very good game.
 
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