Militant Vegans - MEAT IS MURDER, YOU BLOODMOUTHS

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What They Say: Factory Farming and Meat As a Whole are a Holocaust on Poor Animals! You are all Nazis!!

What I hear: I consider Jews on the same level as animals, and equate their slaughter with a common aspect of civilization. Aren't I empathetic?

Vegans - when they get preachy, they can get sickening.
 
What They Say: Factory Farming and Meat As a Whole are a Holocaust on Poor Animals! You are all Nazis!!

What I hear: I consider Jews on the same level as animals, and equate their slaughter with a common aspect of civilization. Aren't I empathetic?

Vegans - when they get preachy, they can get sickening.
Not only that, the analogy especially fails on the point of what each event was all about. They fail to understand that the Holocaust was not about "farming" Jews, it was about eliminating them completely, because they were the designated scapegoats for all that was wrong with Germany and the world. Factory Farming on the other hand, is not geared towards the extinction/elimination of pigs, chickens, or cows. These animals are not considered scapegoats for all that is wrong in the world, and there's no propaganda circulating among meat-eaters on how cows are evil and deserve extinction. (Ironically the only ones virtually calling for the extinction of cows, chickens, pigs, and sheep are militant incompetent vegans).

I have half a mind to, next time I get preached at IRL by an incompetent vegan, go all super sarcastic like so:

"Oh, meat is murder/cruelty/immoral/etc? OH GEE I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE! Please tell me all about it (please don't)!"
 
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Haha, I found an amazing dumb comment on an otherwise heartwarming video:

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For the record, the video is about a team of animal rescuers who saved a dog living in a garbage dump. Oh, and the dog was extremely sick.

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But shame on those do-gooders for feeding this malnourished, sickly dog meat! It's not like she needs it to regain her strength or anything. They should just feed her tofu, that's totally just as good!!!

Seriously, can the "dogs/cats/humans don't need meat" camp just shut the fuck up and go away forever? Depriving carnivorous animals of meat is abuse.

Also:

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The first one.
 
Haha, I found an amazing dumb comment on an otherwise heartwarming video:

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For the record, the video is about a team of animal rescuers who saved a dog living in a garbage dump. Oh, and the dog was extremely sick.

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But shame on those do-gooders for feeding this malnourished, sickly dog meat! It's not like she needs it to regain her strength or anything. They should just feed her tofu, that's totally just as good!!!

Seriously, can the "dogs/cats/humans don't need meat" camp just shut the fuck up and go away forever? Depriving carnivorous animals of meat is abuse.

Also:

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The first one.
the hilarious part is the vegan's using the avatar of a fox, which is also not a vegan.
 
Seriously, can the "dogs/cats/humans don't need meat" camp just shut the fuck up and go away forever? Depriving carnivorous animals of meat is abuse.

Dogs are omnivorous and can in theory have a mostly vegetarian diet. But when a dog is deathly ill is obviously no time for retarded hippie bullshit experiments. Give the damn animal a steak if it will help.

I've known people who kept dogs and fed them (mostly) vegetarian diets, but they were actually nutritionists and made their own dog food. And yes, it did include some meat and other vitamins. Fucking around with an animal's diet isn't something for amateurs to do based on their whims and bullshit beliefs.

Obviously, cats are obligate carnivores and will literally die without meat. For a comparison, imagine some evil fuck who fed a horse nothing but meat.
 
Dogs are omnivorous and can in theory have a mostly vegetarian diet. But when a dog is deathly ill is obviously no time for retarded hippie bullshit experiments. Give the damn animal a steak if it will help.

I've known people who kept dogs and fed them (mostly) vegetarian diets, but they were actually nutritionists and made their own dog food. And yes, it did include some meat and other vitamins. Fucking around with an animal's diet isn't something for amateurs to do based on their whims and bullshit beliefs.

Obviously, cats are obligate carnivores and will literally die without meat. For a comparison, imagine some evil fuck who fed a horse nothing but meat.

Yeah, I've heard that dogs CAN do well on a diet without meat, but you really have to know what you're doing. The problem is that most people half-ass it and think that feeding their dog lots of starch will be enough (it's not).
 
After reading this thread, I shall do an in depth review on PETA's games. These games are supposed to target children, yes? But I distinctly remember the faint sense of fear every time I tried to play. That is why I'm not reviewing the seal game.

When I was younger and played that after being recommended to play, I got extremely scared. It scarred my eyes. (I hate jump scares, especially jump scares in a seemingly innocent sledding game. Why must I view a skinless seal??)

Mini Rant on Pokemon Red, White, and Blue. Not a review yet, but a rant.
WHAT THE HELL, PETA?! WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?! They talk in theatrics; so much so that it hurts my eyes to read. No one talks like they talk. Pikachu doesn't talk like that.

They learned quickly of the "Spot the Vegan" game. They also used stereotypes. How nice of you to make everyone not in your group a raging stereotype.

Jiggly Puff as a pet? Odd, considering this region had Lilipup. I guess Lilipup is no where near as marketable.

Jigglypuff's exaggerating her starvation. There is no way you can be starved after one week and have those ribs. No possible.

Milktanks don't need to breed to give milk. In fact, there is a whole move named after that convenience. In the anime, there were no steers (or Tauros, to put it simply) for them and they happily give the milk to them. Moomoo milk is, quiet literally, given to the owners. I like how they forget that.

Why would the slaughterhouse workers need to be that cruel looking? Isn't that the opposite of what they want? (If the animal is scared, wouldn't that toughen the meat? Plus, if its treated like the way they refer to it as, wouldn't it destroy the meat? I know someone here worked at a slaughterhouse)

Slaughterhouses don't make pink slime. That is done when they are producing whatever they need to produce at the time. (Like, the dead animals go off to the factory to get primed for nuggets. They don't do them there.)

Pink Slime also doesn't look like water and its not deadly in the sense they are using. Its just gross.

I am not even done with the game...
 
After reading this thread, I shall do an in depth review on PETA's games.

Do not judge vegans, in general, the kind who don't scream "I'm vegan" at you as their way of saying hi, by PETA.

PETA is a horrible, awful cult despised by anyone sane. It gleefully kills animals. It runs "shelters" that basically take any animals they get right out to the Treblinka-style gas chamber, then pocket any donations they get to hire whore celebrities to do nude shots.

Even the worst tumblr-level vegans you know probably detest PETA on a visceral level. It is an evil, evil organization. Punch Ingrid Newkirk in the face if you can before she dies of the pure evil that she is.
 
Do not judge vegans, in general, the kind who don't scream "I'm vegan" at you as their way of saying hi, by PETA.

PETA is a horrible, awful cult despised by anyone sane. It gleefully kills animals. It runs "shelters" that basically take any animals they get right out to the Treblinka-style gas chamber, then pocket any donations they get to hire whore celebrities to do nude shots.

Even the worst tumblr-level vegans you know probably detest PETA on a visceral level. It is an evil, evil organization. Punch Ingrid Newkirk in the face if you can before she dies of the pure evil that she is.
Yet, its needed to analyze the games because it shows the level of fucked up they go to. It shows just how stupid they are in terms of basic knowledge; even for them.

They made pink slime look watery like actual goo. They mocked the target audience they were aiming for. Hell, they, for some reason, felt necessary to ignore common sense on how a slaughter house is run. They also ignored basic health. (Starvation doesn't happen in that short period of time. They should know that) Remember; the fucked up games are towards children. In the CHILDREN's section. If anything, its for those poor kids.
 
Heh, I remember the Pokemon and Cooking Mama games by PETA. Such an spectacle. But makes sense they try to get them to kids, for kids are easily shocked by the over-the-top gore, while adults will most likely laugh their ass off at them for being overly preachy, hammy and generally mean-spirited.

I think the Pokemon one had a somewhat funny joke somewhere. Unintentional I think, but I don't care enough to remember it.
 
Heh, I remember the Pokemon and Cooking Mama games by PETA. Such an spectacle. But makes sense they try to get them to kids, for kids are easily shocked by the over-the-top gore, while adults will most likely laugh their ass off at them for being overly preachy, hammy and generally mean-spirited.

I think the Pokemon one had a somewhat funny joke somewhere. Unintentional I think, but I don't care enough to remember it.
Some of it, though, is too over the top.

Mario's tanooki suit drama and the seal game are both examples. Don't underestimate the seal one; creepy picture of a dead seal popping up is creepy.
 
The best way to educate kids about animal welfare is to emphasize that animals are thinking, feeling creatures that aren't toys and deserve to be treated with respect.

But I guess trying to traumatize children while beating them over the head with preachiness is another way you can go.
 
Some of it, though, is too over the top.

Mario's tanooki suit drama and the seal game are both examples. Don't underestimate the seal one; creepy picture of a dead seal popping up is creepy.
They're hoping the creepy dead seal turns little kids off meat forever. It's the equivalent of showing a little kid Miguel de Cervantes' "The Divine Comedy" to scare them off doing bad things.
 
They're hoping the creepy dead seal turns little kids off meat forever. It's the equivalent of showing a little kid Miguel de Cervantes' "The Divine Comedy" to scare them off doing bad things.
I know. It's just rather tasteless.

At least make it somewhat obvious that it would head there. They did so for others, and they had no jump scares.
 
It's a bacteria. It's still a life form that PETA argues we should leave alone because we're exploiting it for human consumption.
I realize this is quite a few pages back, but I just HAD to comment on this.

So according to PETA, does that mean all the bacterial life that humans live with in a symbiotic relationship are exploiting US and they should stop it? Lmao.

Also, my vegan stepsister stayed with us for a few days. I didn't mind too much, I love her and never get to see her, but damn if it isn't annoying to again hear about how eggs are unhealthy and any study that indicates otherwise (especially new ground breaking research in cholesterol and fats which indicate our previous understanding was waaaaay simplified and inaccurate) must have been produced by the egg industry. UGH.
 
lol'ing so hard at them fools, tell you what man. Them punks won't even put some thought into human dietetary system and forget about complete proteins and shit. Srsly nigga, all of them sooner or later'd get rekt by their own organism not getting aminoacids it needs, fools! Y'all better get your guns out, cause you'll need some animal shit to survive, folks. Tell you what, tell ME, about how hard those poor little baby cows suffer, when the momma-cowwa is getting milked, like she is on /cow/, damn! Tell me how barbaric is every indo-motherfucking-european society, which had ever tasted a good ol' fashioned chicken broth soup! Tell me how inhumane is for those badass eskimo, or inuits or whatever they liked to be called now, when they put their goddamn spears in seals and sea lions. Man, we just need to make them eat gulash. Some euro-asiatic cusine from the vast spaces of THE steppe never ever hurt somebody, know what I am saying? I can damn sure say, that I stand with the Kipchaks and every single hunter-gathering society in history. Fuck those pussies from fertile crescent man, we need to go deep. Like paleolith deep, know what I am saying? Who's with me, homies?


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You better be joking, pal
 
So according to PETA, does that mean all the bacterial life that humans live with in a symbiotic relationship are exploiting US and they should stop it? Lmao.

Bacteria don't have any consciousness or rationality, and therefore, have no obligation to act morally. Nor do any other animals, at least not to the extent that humans do. Arguably, animals like dogs do have some sense of morality and proper behavior, even to the extent of feeling and acting guilty when they do something they consider "wrong," though they might just be anticipating punishment.

But you'd never put an animal on trial and find them guilty of a crime, as such, although some primitive societies have in fact done that.

So only humans have moral or legal responsibilities. This is a consequence of the fact that humans have the capacity for reason and to understand laws and therefore, to be able to deserve punishment.

Also as a consequence of the unique status of sapient beings, we have preferences that society is obligated to respect, to some degree. That is, what we would call "rights." To the extent animals have rights, they have rights that derive from their capacity for suffering, via Bentham's utilitarian reasoning that unnecessary suffering is an evil. There is also corresponding reasoning that unnecessary cruelty toward animals has the effect of brutalizing humans to the point that we also, as a matter of course, treat each other more brutally.

This fundamental difference, though, between humans and animals are why the rights of humans are in a different class. We have no obligation to honor the preferences of animals, or even their lives, as a matter of course.

When the choice is made between human or animal welfare, we are obligated to treat our own species (and probably other sapient beings) preferentially. That thought experiment where you have the choice of flipping a switch and a train switches tracks to hit a box of kittens rather than a little old lady is never going to be a puzzling moral enigma. You flip the switch, no matter how cute the kittens are.
(Well, unless the human is Nick Bate or something, then you flip the switch to run him over a second time.)

The problem with the lolcow branch of veganism (yes I did not entirely forget which thread this is) is that they don't really have a coherent ethical philosophy derived from philosophical principles, but instead a set of beliefs that are basically a grab bag. This is why their arguments often amount to emotional gibberish.

This is also why you'll see some asshat preaching at you about veganism while wearing a leather jacket.

So the argument that humans can never instrumentalize other beings for our own benefit falls flat. Even a pure vegan eats crops grown on land that was cleared by essentially rendering it uninhabitable to any wild animals previously living there, killing innumerable rodents, rabbits and other small creatures. The moral dimension doesn't fade away simply because killing these animals doesn't involve eating them. Arguably, if their deaths are inevitable, it would actually be more moral to find a way to consume their flesh.

Now, suppose it were possible to grow crops and eliminate the accidental, incidental killing of these small animals, but the cost of doing so made the resulting food so expensive that humans actually starved as a result. Would this be moral? Clearly not.

So the issue isn't that humans don't have the "right" to choose our own welfare over that of animals, but of where to draw the line, and what our responsibilities are. And we do have moral responsibilities in that regard, they just don't necessarily include all becoming vegans or fruitarian Jainists.

Where the lolcow aspect comes in is when people who really don't know any of the philosophy they're arguing about put themselves on a high horse and assume they're morally superior solely because they're vegans, even when they often do things just as destructive to the environment and other living creatures as any meat-eater.

Also, as a matter of trolling, while I do consider Peter Singer a serious ethical philosopher, he often takes trains of reasoning like this to conclusions that people find flabbergasting and horrifying, and they'll flip out.

(Sorry, if I get off on a tangent like this again I'll put it in Deep Thoughts.)
 
lol'ing so hard at them fools, tell you what man. Them punks won't even put some thought into human dietetary system and forget about complete proteins and shit. Srsly nigga, all of them sooner or later'd get rekt by their own organism not getting aminoacids it needs, fools! Y'all better get your guns out, cause you'll need some animal shit to survive, folks. Tell you what, tell ME, about how hard those poor little baby cows suffer, when the momma-cowwa is getting milked, like she is on /cow/, damn! Tell me how barbaric is every indo-motherfucking-european society, which had ever tasted a good ol' fashioned chicken broth soup! Tell me how inhumane is for those badass eskimo, or inuits or whatever they liked to be called now, when they put their goddamn spears in seals and sea lions. Man, we just need to make them eat gulash. Some euro-asiatic cusine from the vast spaces of THE steppe never ever hurt somebody, know what I am saying? I can damn sure say, that I stand with the Kipchaks and every single hunter-gathering society in history. Fuck those pussies from fertile crescent man, we need to go deep. Like paleolith deep, know what I am saying? Who's with me, homies?


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@Koby_Fish
You better be joking, pal
Joking about what? :?: I've said so much in this thread it would kinda help if you quoted it...
 
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