"Oh no, they're giving me an option to disable all notifications for all programs, toggle individual programs and also give me which notification from Windows Defender I want to get"
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"grrr fuck Microsoft fuck da joos fuck da jeets i have to be angry for no reason at everything I hate grrrr"
Fucking hell you shouldn't be using a computer in the first place if such trivial shit manages to rile you up the wall so hard.
And if doing something as simple as using a GUI to manage your notifications where Microsoft is fucking handholding you giving you shortcuts to those options on those notifications like on your screenshot then you shouldn't be using Linux either since the terminal will be waaaay beyond your mental capabilities.