🎭 Dramacow Michael O. Church / michaelochurch

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whats a ‘heroic woman’?

Is he one of those that think the world owes them a hot chick for existing and then gets petulant when they treat women terribly and have no idea why women won’t sleep with them? And somehow doesn’t get the point that actually treating women like humans beings is all you need..?
 
He reminds me of russel greer, even down to the "I respek wammyn" trope.
I can't wait until he finds this thread and starts talking about us. I'm sure given his high IQ it's only inevitable that he'll google himself to find the haydurs.
 
awoo said:
Really salty about Agile (he likes to rant about it)

https://web.archive.org/web/2019011...what_makes_a_great_software_engineer/ee9sh33/
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Church's anti-agile rants are some of the best because they demonstrate that he's legit a fucking moron. Does he not understand what a business is? Does he not understand that at a product company, the engineer's job is NOT to write beautiful code (which he really can't do anyways) but to provide value to the business as defined by the business? Businesses promote what he calls "mediocrity" because predictability is essential for forecasting and reliability always trumps clever. Actual senior technologists understand that 99% of the time people are interacting with their code it is staff that is more junior than them reading and/or altering it. Making your shit inscrutable is an irresponsible breach of your obligations as someone drawing a paycheck to make things better in the long run. Taking good, abstract solutions and implementing them in the simplest, most straightforward way while still achieving the desired business impact is difficult and takes true skill- laughably, church shits on this as 'promoting mediocrity'.

Church is right up there with Ehmke in terms of making tech a public laughing stock. He and Gulag deserve each other.
 
AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
Taking good, abstract solutions and implementing them in the simplest, most straightforward way while still achieving the desired business impact is difficult and takes true skill- laughably, church shits on this as 'promoting mediocrity'.
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It legit reminds me of this one Gordon Ramsey show where one of the contestants was a haute cuisine chef who was very proud of his haute cuisine and when challenged to cook bar food he totally flubbed it. The other high-class chefs made some banging burgers and wings but this guy fucked it up and his reply was basically "I cook gourmet meals, not this crap".

The lesson here is it doesn't matter how good you are at fancy, complex tasks if you can't do basic shit in a way that people appreciate.
 
MarineTrainedTard said:
It legit reminds me of this one Gordon Ramsey show where one of the contestants was a haute cuisine chef who was very proud of his haute cuisine and when challenged to cook bar food he totally flubbed it. The other high-class chefs made some banging burgers and wings but this guy fucked it up and his reply was basically "I cook gourmet meals, not this crap".

The lesson here is it doesn't matter how good you are at fancy, complex tasks if you can't do basic shit in a way that people appreciate.
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I think the tendency is present in any sort of creative role; it's easy to get high off of your own farts because there is deserved pride in creating something for other people, especially when done well.

A long time ago, working at Google meant something special, and Church has let his tenure there forever bloat his ego. If he'd accomplished anything real since then, he'd be blasting that all over the place instead of sperging about... agile lol. He's like an arby's line "cook" who discovered that using fresh ingredients makes better food but no one eating at arby's cares or wants their food to taste different so he freaks out and calls everyone a phillistine.

God i hope he troons out
 
He really thought he would get away with calling that woman a "queynte". I bet he smugly patted himself on the back for his retarded use of archaic English - "the lesser minded admin folk won't understand THIS high-brow insult," he chortled.

What a fucking autist.

Michael Church said:
For an example of what I was going through, a homeless person in San Francisco chased me, brandishing a stick. He told me not to “fuck with” certain people, whom he named.
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Are you sure you have the right tag? He sounds like a schizocow.

In that braincel reddit thread posted by @awoo on page 2, he claims:

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The thing is, I'm married and 34, and I know a lot of beautiful, smart, single women over 30 who are having a tough go of it.
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I'm torn between thinking "the poor woman" and "a RealDoll isn't a wife".
 
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Commander Keen said:
Mensa takes almost everyone, if you’re a minority of some sort. That’s all it is. It’s like getting in that “who’s who among...” scam. I remember kids in high school doing it and wondering why they sent them a check. I still see that “who’s who” listed on resumes every now and again.

If some punk ass applicant listed “Mensa” on their application I’d toss it so hard they’d have to call the EEOC and make up a new form of discriminatory hiring practice. “Well, Mr Keen, it appears you have violated the double-secret rule of Title VII. Your ass is grass, son.”
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Agreed, Mensa is a way of validating people’s egos in exhange for membership fees. I feel like most popular IQ societies are that way, honestly. IQ brags are an idiot metric to throw around anyhow...a higher IQ doesn’t exempt you from being an unlikeable shithead.
 
No one cares that you're not having sex.
Domo Kitties said:
He really thought he would get away with calling that woman a "queynte". I bet he smugly patted himself on the back for his exceptional use of archaic English - "the lesser minded admin folk won't understand THIS high-brow insult," he chortled.

What a fucking autist.



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Are you sure you have the right tag? He sounds like a schizocow.

In that braincel reddit thread posted by @awoo on page 2, he claims:



I'm torn between thinking "the poor woman" and "a RealDoll isn't a wife".
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You should be thinking “the poor man” since that beautiful, smart, single woman probably has two kids and is drawing child support. Unless she’s a coal burner, then who knows what she’s getting.

There are extremely few single women over thirty I would date, but children are a deal breaker for me. If you have kids, I’ll fuck you but I won’t stick around and meet your kids unless you feel ok telling them that I’m mommy’s special friend who bends her over various bits of furniture.

Edit: I will be paying attention to ratings on this post, as I do on certain posts.

Edit: check ratings to see who’s who among step-dads. Gonna suck when it’s college time and the woman who lets you run your dick along her blasted out vagina demands assistance to pay for their bastard’s education.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Agreed, Mensa is a way of validating people’s egos in exhange for membership fees. I feel like most popular IQ societies are that way, honestly. IQ brags are an idiot metric to throw around anyhow...a higher IQ doesn’t exempt you from being an unlikable shithead.
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It's a shortcut to respect that only works on other stupid people. I've met people whose supposedly astronomically high IQ scores only made me doubt the validity of IQ testing.
Commander Keen said:
You should be thinking “the poor man” since that beautiful, smart, single woman probably has two kids and is drawing child support. Unless she’s a coal burner, then who knows what she’s getting.

There are extremely few single women over thirty I would date, but children are a deal breaker for me. If you have kids, I’ll fuck you but I won’t stick around and meet your kids unless you feel ok telling them that I’m mommy’s special friend who bends her over various bits of furniture.

Edit: I will be paying attention to ratings on this post, as I do on certain posts.

Edit: check ratings to see who’s who among step-dads. Gonna suck when it’s college time and the woman who lets you run your dick along her blasted out vagina demands assistance to pay for their bastard’s education.
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Lol only scrubs can't figure out how to pay for college. If any kid I gave a shit about asked me for help going to college I'd have no problem getting them a degree with a future provided they passed their classes and didn't do something stupid like give their extra money to other people.

I doubt I'd even need to cough up a penny. In the case of these kids like you're talking about half the deal is just getting them in a reasonable school and major, they'll probably make more per hour studying than they would working. But yeah I could pay for their whole degree as long as they did exactly what I said. You're a working man with a cs degree you don't even have a 529 plan? I have one for my grandchildren and one for my relatives kids.
It might sound like bragging but I'm talking like a fucking dollar a week to pull this off.
 
Jesus Christ, finally a thread on this guy!
I remember when he socked and spammed on questions on Nazism and Fascism four years ago.
I gotta remember the password to my (very) old account and get the screens, he wrote really hilarious shit.
He even got in a beef with a real Manchester University historian, the sperg.
 
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