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@Methed_Up_ Samurai I am a bit curious about your regimen. What do you do to try to alleviate some of the pontential harmful effects of your drug use? Do you use vitamins? Try to stay away from overly processed foods and most carbonated drinks? Do any kind of cleanses?
 
Have to admit, this is probably one of the least abhorrent lolcows we got here. He's got dogs, doesn't abuse them. He's got family, doesn't abuse them. He's got a love life, doesn't hate women. Talks about kids in his blogs, doesn't want to fuck them or touch them inappropriately. Might have some mental/physical disabilities, but we don't know because he's not a tumblrite whore who has to self-diagnose all over the place. Also doesn't use said possible disabilities as a crutch to get pity points. Overall, I'd say he's like 10 steps ahead of many of our cows. Little 2edgy4me but whatever.

@Methed_Up_ Samurai welcome. Random questions:
What's your favorite food?
Got any good movie suggestions?? We watch movies as a community together sometimes and are always looking for new things.
As someone who doesn't use drugs, what's it like? How often do you use them?
What kind of dogs do you have??

You can answer any, all, or none of these of course.
 
The quote in this pic from my blog basically sums up a huge part of why I am the way I am.

Btw... I've noticed that the answers to just about every question you all have been asking me can be found by following me on tumblr *shameless plug intended* lol
 

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Decided to make my Tumblr public for a limited time so y'all can check out my blog and/or repost my shit here and discuss it if anyone wants to. Hope y'all are having a good time making cherished memories wherever you may be. ✌PEACE RESPECT UNITY

PolexiaAphrodisia said:
@Methed_Up_ Samurai ever done k2?
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I've done pretty much all the drugs that are fun and did them all for the first time in lethal excess... with the exception of certain pharmacy drugs, cuz I don't like them shits. Imma street drugs over pharmaceutical poison type of guy lol

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@Methed_Up_ Samurai

What's your hangover cure? I gotta imagine you wake up most days feeling pretty hellish.
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A FUCKIN SHIT TON OF WATER BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP, AT LEAST 64OZ... along with a double dose of multivitamins a meal high in protein, and a couple aleve or any other headache medicine. I eat at least 6 sumo wrestler sized meals high in protein and fiber, drink over a gallon of water, and hit a punching bag for at least an hour straight DAILY homie. I don't not look like I've been doing drugs for 20 years without taking better care of myself than most people do lol
 
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Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
A FUCKIN SHIT TON OF WATER BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP, AT LEAST 64OZ... along with a double dose of multivitamins a meal high in protein, and a couple aleve or any other headache medicine. I eat at least 6 sumo wrestler sized meals high in protein and fiber, drink over a gallon of water, and hit a punching bag for at least an hour straight DAILY homie. I don't not look like I've been doing drugs for 20 years without taking better care of myself than most people do lol
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If you click the +quote button you can reply to multiple things at once, which is prefered here to double posting.

It's good to have you, and thanks for replying to questions.
 
Ol'_Slag said:
@Methed_Up_ Samurai I am a bit curious about your regimen. What do you do to try to alleviate some of the pontential harmful effects of your drug use? Do you use vitamins? Try to stay away from overly processed foods and most carbonated drinks? Do any kind of cleanses?
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Hey thanks for hitting me up! I actually just posted the answer for this on the thread about me, my bad lol
 
@Methed_Up_ Samurai
Glad to see you here, like others have said, its rare to see people from tumblr here that are actually reasonably sane.

But anyways, my question to you is, how do you feel about others who arent as responsible with drugs as you are with them? i.e, mothers who have kids and do hardcore drugs that put said kids in jeopardy?
 
honeybun said:
@Methed_Up_ Samurai
Glad to see you here, like others have said, its rare to see people from tumblr here that are actually reasonably sane.

But anyways, my question to you is, how do you feel about others who arent as responsible with drugs as you are with them? i.e, mothers who have kids and do hardcore drugs that put said kids in jeopardy?
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How else would I feel about them other than pissed off?!? They are the reason drugs are illegal, if I had a notarized official list of all of them and amnesty from the government absolving me off any jailtime, I'd literally spend every dollar I have living a nomadic life with a horse, traveling across the mothafuckin country punching every last dumbass one of them in the face until they're knocked out, then tieing them up and lecturing them for hours when they wake up lol
 
Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
How else would I feel about them other than pissed off?!? They are the reason drugs are illegal, if I had a notarized official list of all of them and amnesty from the government absolving me off any jailtime, I'd literally spend every dollar I have living a nomadic life with a horse, traveling across the mothafuckin country punching every last dumbass one of them in the face until they're knocked out, then tieing them up and lecturing them for hours when they wake up lol
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I would watch the shit out of that movie.
 
smackpops said:
oh man i just found this and its dead. anyways you seem like a smart guy why not just make your own meth samurai??
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It's highly dangerous, and the equipment is bulky and hard to come by if you're not in the industry, because the sale of even the most basic of disposable single use laboratory plastic tends to be closely monitored. The chemicals are expensive and likewise monitored, and reek. You'd also need a place to dispose of the waste in such a way that nothing dies and the environmental people don't get excited and try to investigate. It'd be a bit safer if samurai took himself off to TAFE or whatever the equivalent is to do a course in basic chemistry, but I guarantee that as soon as they see the meth mouth and needle track scars he'll end up being chased off the campus by irate security staff. And on top of all that it's highly unlikely that the local drug rings wouldn't catch wind of what he's doing and try to protect their business interests, because there's no way in hell that they'd accept the "It's just for personal use! I'm not going to try and sell it!" claptrap.
 
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smackpops said:
oh man i just found this and its dead. anyways you seem like a smart guy why not just make your own meth samurai??
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Because that's actually not very smart? Get caught with a little meth and you probably get a diversion to drug court and maybe pay a fine and do probation.

Get caught manufacturing even tiny amounts? You potentially go away for a long, long time.
 
i see your points but you can make meth without equipment hell all ya need is a 20 oz pop bottle and a few chemicals to make some shake n bake meth. but im one of those diy guys that hates paying people for stuff so theres that.
 
smackpops said:
i see your points but you can make meth without equipment hell all ya need is a 20 oz pop bottle and a few chemicals to make some shake n bake meth. but im one of those diy guys that hates paying people for stuff so theres that.
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The Samurai deserves higher quality meth than that.
 
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