😵‍💫 Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

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fcgh vgcf said:
not really a question but @Methed_Up_ Samurai ;
i really have to say that i honor you for what you do for a living. you're a bit like a GG Allin with restrains to how hard you're willing to throw your life away; there's glimmers of genius and honesty in all the violence aggression weird posts and videos you make on a regular to weekly basis.
there's some admiration and refreshment to be had in a world where less people have the audacity to just say 'fuck this shit, i'm gonna do drugs and have fun whilst i still can' and i appreciate you being one of the few oddballers willing to do it
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That's a unique way of looking at it, (the gg allin reference) thanks, I guess? Lol . naw really, thanks i appreciate you taking the time to let me know. At first I thought it was gonna be just a bunch of hating ass boring teens that were going to approach me, I see that many of you here at kiwi farms are actually pretty cool and just curious about me that's all. Please Forgive my long winded replies, I'm Still trying to get used to the thought of all these people scrutinizing me on here and on tumblr tho... But I gotta admit, it's times like this that I don't really mind the fact that I've kind of decided to "broadcast" some of my life online and converse with so many random people, when unless I'm singing onstage in my metal band and hanging out in the crowd afterwards, I'm actually a really private person who keeps his social circle very small haha.
 
Hypodermic Johnny said:
So it would seem our favorite Tumblr oddity is planning to leave us for the Philippines, and like so many of his posts, it raises more questions than answers them.

Did the heat get to be too much and he's just using this as an excuse to get out of town? Does this mean he's going clean? Will his blog remain a testament to his crazy? What's the name of his metal band? Who is his ex and how the hell did a methhead manage a relationship for 17 years?

Regardless, if he's gonna be gone; I'm gonna miss him. It was nice seeing something so bizarre and utterly out of place among all the cookie-cutter whiny special snowflakes on that blue hellsite.

(Will try to grab proper screencaps a little later; archive.is doesn't work with blogs that are made semi-private, unfortunately.)
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Going to the Philippines would be a pretty bad idea for our favorite samurai, at least as long as Rodrigo "Shoot a dealer, get a medal" Duterte is in power.
 
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The Methed Up Samurai is married? And his wife mentally abuses him? Wow. I did not see that coming.

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This guy came here and was way different from Vade, who wanted to destroy us for cracking jokes about what she did on her tumblr pages.

I repeat:
meth samurai = friendly
SJW TF2 Sperglord = threatening, albeit impotent

This is a bit odd but, i for one welcome our druggie friend
 
I saw him mention something about a method he has for protecting himself against the damage the meth does to his health.

If the samurai comes back, and I hope he does, he's a fascinating person, I'd appreciate it if he could explain his meth-damage mitigation method for us.

I'll say right up front, I'm a tad skeptical. It sounds to me like the sort of denialism and justification a drug addict would come up with to feed their addiction.
 
To repeat what everyone's been saying, there's flabby teenage girls that scare me more than the Meth Samurai, in the same way I'm more scared of a kicked-in wasp nest than a hibernating bear.

While I still doubt a lot of his statements, in the very least, he seems chill to talk to and is probably the least ridiculous guest we've had here, especially compared to his output. Truly one of god's own prototypes, too weird to live, too rare to die, so on so forth.
 
(reposted from my blog.... just in case its relevant to someone here.)
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE GOING THRU YOUR DARKEST TIMES:
We are always where we are supposed to be at any given moment. There is no such thing as coincidence. Suffering = struhhength. Be thankful for your struggles, for they are opportunities to learn, grow, and sharpen your perception. I just left a 17 year mentally abusive relationship, then chose to quit singing in my heavy metal band and moved cross country to keep myself from taking her back, and now am about to start classes this Monday to get a TEFL (teaching English as a foreign language) certificate at a school that does job placement in the Philippines and throughout Asia so I can get paid to travel and immerse myself in other cultures… And The first place I’m going is to the Philippines because I am half Filipino and Puerto Rican and I’ve already been to Puerto Rico. Please forgive me for writing such a long winded post, I guess What I’m trying to say is that although know I have no idea what you’re going thru, even though you may feel like your life is falling apart RIGHT NOW, that doesn’t mean that it will because you can’t handle what’s going on, because you can. You can get thru it. 2 months ago I felt the the same way and almost accidentally killed myself by way of pain killers and ended up in the hospital just Cuz I was so stressed and depressed from my job and arguing with my wife that i couldn’t sleep. but now that I did something to break the mold, I feel like a changed man with a growing inner peace whose life is at a new beginning… And in all honesty, I like the man I’m becoming and this new destiny I’ve chosen much more than what my previous life would’ve been like even if we somehow fixed all of our problems.

i guess what I'm trying to say with this long winded as manifesto if sorts is... When you’re walking thru hell, the best you can do is choose a direction and pick up the pace cuz you’ll either find your way out eventually or die trying, but if you do die, at least you know when your life flashes before your eyes that YOU DIED TRYING… and that alone is a victory.
 
I haven't cringed for a while as badly as now just having read through this entire awesome thread only for it to end up in a herd of spergs taking a guy on the Internet at face value.

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Samurai, on the off-chance this is you please let us know. I understand you've received a private message with instructions on doing so. You've outed your face for all of tumblr to see, it shouldn't be a big deal.

Just so you don't call me an uncreative hater I'll write a haiku:

See the masked ninja
That the chaotic fog hides
Strength or fear of life?
 
keksz said:
I haven't cringed for a while as badly as now just having read through this entire awesome thread only for it to end up in a herd of spergs taking a guy on the Internet at face value.

:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

Samurai, on the off-chance this is you please let us know. I understand you've received a private message with instructions on doing so. You've outed your face for all of tumblr to see, it shouldn't be a big deal.

Just so you don't call me an uncreative hater I'll write a haiku:

See the masked ninja
That the chaotic fog hides
Strength or fear of life?
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Why do you hate fun
 
bloodcoffee said:
Because some of you are pulling "notice me senpai you're so cool" without a trace of self awareness.
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If some really entertaining dude I've been following on Tumblr for a while wants to come in and be civil in his thread I'd like him to feel welcome and stick around for a while. Jenferr got the same treatment and she's a fantastic addition to our community. I genuinely like Jenferr and Mr. Samurai is rad too.

It's not like this is the Brad Watson thread where we are all struggling to get him pissed off and repeat himself every day for weeks on end. It's not usually very funny and it probably would of been way more fun to have Brad give us more of his zany ideas in other threads while he felt more comfortable being here.

If it turned out his verification was wrong and it wasn't him then oh well. We were wrong on the internet.
 
keksz said:
I don't. I had a lot of fun reading through this whole thread yesterday. The last couple of pages were sad and pathetic though.
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It's like you saw people shitting up a thread like I described and decided it applied it to this one just because we are trying to interact with him lmao.
 
Lets not start arguing about this until something actually happens, wait for verification and when that happens one of you can do an "I told you so". Post how you want just don't embarrass us by being overly aggressive for no reason and make us look like angry 13 year olds and I'm happy.
 
Absinthe said:
Yeah, no, there's no way he does that many drugs and has a high intensity job in corporate. Especially since companies are all about PR and if they found out he had this blog, he would be fired right away. I can believe that he actually does have tendencies to violence, however, as meth tends to cause people to be impulsive. It also causes feelings of grandiosity which would explain why the dude thinks he's a badass.
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Lol you guys are hilarious. Hiding who you are in any work environment is easy. Especially when nobody at work knows anything about you outside of work. Come on now, y'all really can't be THAT sheltered from life that it's so hard to see it's not just possible, its a reality for many lol
 
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