😵‍💫 Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

[wagglyplacebo]

Lol you guys are hilarious. Hiding who you are in any work environment is easy. Especially when nobody at work knows anything about you outside of work. Come on now, y'all really can't be THAT sheltered from life that it's so hard to see it's not just possible, its a reality for many lol

Would it be possible for you to make a post on your tumblr about joining the site to confirm that you are in fact who you say you are? Big fan by the way, been following you for awhile.

 

[Methed_Up_ Samurai]

Would it be possible for you to make a post on your tumblr about joining the site to confirm that you are in fact who you say you are? Big fan by the way, been following you for awhile.

Will do right now

Will do right now

Done

 

[wagglyplacebo]

It's the true and honest Methed up Samurai

Done

Welcome to the farms buddy, hope you enjoy it here. One love, Brother.

 

[Methed_Up_ Samurai]

Going to the Philippines would be a pretty bad idea for our favorite samurai, at least as long as Rodrigo "Shoot a dealer, get a medal" Duterte is in power.

I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a user... That uses as much in a week as most would usually be able to sell in a week lol. I had my "fun" with slanging dope when I was a teen in the mid 90's, that shit got old quick. I appreciate your advice tho

It's the true and honest Methed up Samurai

Welcome to the farms buddy, hope you enjoy it here. One love, Brother.

**Elvis voice** "thank you, thank you very much." Haha

Because some of you are pulling "notice me senpai you're so cool" without a trace of self awareness.

Sounds like someone is a bit upset no one wants you to notice them? Haters always find sly ways to make people feel insecure about their actions by making themselves look petty with condescending remarks

 

[Mister Moo]

@Methed_Up_ Samurai - Do you drink alcohol? Favorite drink?

Also - what sort of chemical refreshment would you pack, if you wanted to have a fun weekend?

For instance, I'm kind of a puss- I'd just want a 1/2 of weed and maybe a handle of alcohol (whiskey's good, single malt if ya got it).

Anyway- what's in your perfect weekend fun-kit?

 

[meatslab]

Hope you stick around dude! And remember you can post in any other threads and join our movie nights and shit if you want!

 

[Terrorist]

@Methed_Up_ Samurai Opinions on Breaking Bad (if you've seen it)? Is it accurate, and do you like how it portrayed meth? Relate to any of the characters?

Furthermore, how do you get your meth? Have any stories of getting ripped off, scary dealers, etc.?

What are your thoughts on legalization, and who will you be voting for in the upcoming election, if at all?

Any feedback would be appreciated.
And thanks for stopping by! Hope you enjoy your stay.

 

[Methed_Up_ Samurai]

The Methed Up Samurai is married? And his wife mentally abuses him? Wow. I did not see that coming.

It's easy for any woman to do if she's been with you since highschool and comes from money yet you grew up working hard to help your single mother make ends meet lol. Turns out she was the reason I was so hooked on drugs, I still use enough to kill most people on a daily basis, but that amount has been cut in half since I left her a couple months ago. That bitch used to love making me feel like I'm a lowlife and the fact that I just let her punch me in the face and shit whenever she got mad Cuz I knew she couldn't knock me out. She's gonna have a hard time adjusting to not being able to treat a man like that anymore. I honestly hope she doesn't get herself beaten up one day Cuz of her bad temper and how used to being able to hit a man I've let her become :/

“The warrior’s only intention should be simply to grasp his weapon and to die.“

-Kiyomasa Kato

Jesus christ on a cracker it's like the worst of gun nut/katana neckbeards had a crack addicted lovechild with a 3edgy5u Juggalo family dropout.

...also do you think he wears that mask because his mouth is probably fucked up from all the meth?

Naw bitch I'm a sexy mothafuckah, calm down with all that Nixon fear campaign psuedoknowledge bullshit, you're making yourself look complacent lol

I always wondered when Tweaker Nation would end up here, solely due to the fact that they're a huge bunch of methed up horrorcows giving each other asspats for being outwardly awful to everyone around them. I could be wrong about this but I remember reading a Vice article that chronicled one of them blowing meth smoke into her toddler's face and refusing to get help for her raging addiction.

I gotta say, ignoring the edge factor on his gifs, they're not the worst a cow has ever produced. They just remind me of some shit out of a mid-2000s post grunge/nu-metal music video. I imagine this guy listens to a lot of Disturbed and wears Tripp pants irl. And probably shoplifts everything even if he has the drug money for it.

Probably shoplifts? Bitch I make enough money to buy you if you were worth buying lol. And no I don't listen to disturbed, more along the lines of deftones, psyclon 9, exotype, crosses, humanity's last breath, in dying arms, Northlane, mantis, Marilyn Manson (90's era), dawn of ashes, crown the empire, victims, fire from the gods, dope... The list is very long and varies all the way into binaural chairs meditation and classical Japanese music. No rap older than the year 2000 and no country lol

Probably shoplifts? Bitch I make enough money to buy you if you were worth buying lol. And no I don't listen to disturbed, more along the lines of deftones, psyclon 9, exotype, crosses, humanity's last breath, in dying arms, Northlane, mantis, Marilyn Manson (90's era), dawn of ashes, crown the empire, victims, fire from the gods, dope... The list is very long and varies all the way into binaural chairs meditation and classical Japanese music. No rap older than the year 2000 and no country lol

@Mister Moo I believe you asked me about music, here ya go

"blood groove"

wow what a tard. A fuller's for lightening the blade, not to draw blood towards the hand.

Maybe according to white people, any real martial artist knows the function of the blood Grove is to direct the blood AWAY from the handle during combat and before returning the sword into the scabbard. Your googled "knowledge" is laughable to anyone with true knowledge of combat history and first hand experience.

Hope you stick around dude! And remember you can post in any other threads and join our movie nights and shit if you want!

Thank you. What is this "movie night" you speak of?

(Correction)

Probably shoplifts? Bitch I make enough money to buy you if you were worth buying lol. And no I don't listen to disturbed, more along the lines of deftones, psyclon 9, exotype, crosses, humanity's last breath, in dying arms, Northlane, mantis, Marilyn Manson (90's era), dawn of ashes, crown the empire, victims, fire from the gods, dope... The list is very long and varies all the way into binaural chakra meditation and classical Japanese music. No rap older than the year 2000 and no country lol

 

[Methed_Up_ Samurai]

I'm about to just make my blog public so y'all can basically post what y'all think are the highlights of it and ask me questions about the posts y'all would like more info on lol

 

[Meowthkip]

Thank you. What is this "movie night" you speak of?

We watch movies together here.

 

[keksz]

Hey meth samurai-sama! I've got to know you a couple of days ago from this thread here. I really appreciate your bushido way of life and would gladly have you by my side in battle (mostly because I'd be dead real fast without help).

My question: we all know your strengths and qualities here. What would you say are your weak spots? C'mon even Gods have those. Please don't say it's your negative sense of self-worth since I think you've managed to use that to your advantage. *bows*

And since @meatslab has been gracious enough not to do a told-you move on me I'll do it myself.

Spoiler: TOLD YOU

 

[historical-pharmaceutical]

I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a user... That uses as much in a week as most would usually be able to sell in a week lol. I had my "fun" with slanging dope when I was a teen in the mid 90's, that shit got old quick. I appreciate your advice tho

I'm sure you know as well as anyone that dealers and users are looked upon much the same by government entities, and I don't think Duterte cares much who does from his war on drugs.
I get what you're saying, but as a third party I'm just saying I think you should still be mindful and not brush it off as dealer VS user. Good luck.

Also, what got you into making those crazy edits and all this edgy stuff?

 

[Absinthe]

@Methed_Up_ Samurai What's your favorite sword? Here's mine:

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure you know as well as anyone that dealers and users are looked upon much the same by government entities, and I don't think Duterte cares much who does from his war on drugs.

That's the Philippines which is a third world shithole and where a dictator is trying to distract from the general state of the country by genocidal behavior towards a despised group.

In most countries, including the U.S., possession/use cases are usually diverted to drug courts for treatment and serious prosecutions are for dealing.

 

[Methed_Up_ Samurai]

That's the Philippines which is a third world shithole and where a dictator is trying to distract from the general state of the country by genocidal behavior towards a despised group.

In most countries, including the U.S., possession/use cases are usually diverted to drug courts for treatment and serious prosecutions are for dealing.

"third world shithole" huh? fuck you that's my homeland. you've obviously never seen how beautiful and tranquil most of the Philippines is... Or how many beautiful women live there lol. furthermore, you're making yourself look stupid as fuck by talking shit about a country who's politics you actually don't know shit about. i can't believe you just outed yourself as one of those complacent fools that believe anything the media tells you. I suppose you must still believe nixons speech proclaiming that "marijuana makes black men hallucinate and rape white women. " too don't you? smdh lmao

 

[AnOminous]

"third world shithole" huh? fuck you that's my homeland. you've obviously never seen how beautiful and tranquil most of the Philippines is... Or how many beautiful women live there lol. furthermore, you're making yourself look stupid as fuck by talking shit about a country who's politics you actually don't know shit about. i can't believe you just outed yourself as one of those complacent fools that believe anything the media tells you. I suppose you must still believe nixons speech proclaiming that "marijuana makes black men hallucinate and rape white women. " too don't you? smdh lmao

lol calm down.

 

[historical-pharmaceutical]

That's the Philippines which is a third world shithole and where a dictator is trying to distract from the general state of the country by genocidal behavior towards a despised group.

In most countries, including the U.S., possession/use cases are usually diverted to drug courts for treatment and serious prosecutions are for dealing.

I should have been clearer when I said governments, because I meant less developed nations. My b, was not thinking while typing.

"third world shithole" huh? fuck you that's my homeland. you've obviously never seen how beautiful and tranquil most of the Philippines is... Or how many beautiful women live there lol. furthermore, you're making yourself look stupid as fuck by talking shit about a country who's politics you actually don't know shit about. i can't believe you just outed yourself as one of those complacent fools that believe anything the media tells you. I suppose you must still believe nixons speech proclaiming that "marijuana makes black men hallucinate and rape white women. " too don't you? smdh lmao

calm tf down fam, the filipino peso is worth less than the mexican peso, its p much a shithole comparatively, nobody mentioned the environment or people

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

"third world shithole" huh? fuck you that's my homeland. you've obviously never seen how beautiful and tranquil most of the Philippines is... Or how many beautiful women live there lol. furthermore, you're making yourself look stupid as fuck by talking shit about a country who's politics you actually don't know shit about. i can't believe you just outed yourself as one of those complacent fools that believe anything the media tells you. I suppose you must still believe nixons speech proclaiming that "marijuana makes black men hallucinate and rape white women. " too don't you? smdh lmao

Have you ever tried Krokodil? I've heard it's some great shit!

 

[fcgh vgcf]

mhm yeah real original funky drug and political questions you've got there guys.

anyways, @Methed_Up_ Samurai mind telling some fucked stories an/or events you've been to as a 'tweaker'? would think you have quite the source material for tales being so into the scene, if you will.

 

[Methed_Up_ Samurai]

lol calm down.

my bad that's just how I talk, I'm always calm. especially online, like I don't even understand how people are even able to get mad at people thru the internet cuz they're just typed words coming from random faces lol