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Hypodermic Johnny said:
@Methed_Up_ Samurai

Can we ask why you chose this particular way to express yourself, y'know, with the weapons and metal and philosophy stuff? I mean, most meth users with blogs I've seen are a lot more...well, sad. Lot of girls drowning their sorrows/complaining about how the drug is their only friend or the drugs being the ONLY thing they blog about, and soooooo much sad poetry. That type of deal. Is it just because your interests happen to be different, or did you want to break the sad stereotype?

...either way, I admit I kinda find you to be a crazy motherfucker, but weirdly motivational. It's a good thing, I think.
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Thank you for the kind words lol. Honestly I was just bored with most of the tumblr content I was seeing, spreading good vibes to the sad ones they their ask boxes and people kept on asking me to make posts and answer their questions publicly so that the advice which stems from my "fuck thinking outside the box, there is no damn box" mentality can help others, and I looked at meth cloud videos others are posting and was like "damn, for all the energy and creativity meth gives you, these mufuckers cloud vids are boring as fuck" so I decided to make a gif, then was asked consistently to post videos and here we are lol. I honestly only created a tumblr account as a place to dump all my drug pics off of my phones and comps to few up space cuz i noticed that there was so many drug pics on that social network.

And by the way, thanks for your kind words, it is a privilege to hear that I can be instrumental in helping anyone stay motivated, because it's hard to stay that way when your soul craves adventure but exist in the most mediocre era of Mankinds development, stuck in the captivity of a government run open air prison as a slave to paper and forced to work jobs that you don't give a fuck about just so that society will allow you to survive our short mortal lives as a numbered cog in government's fund generating machine lol

Dolphi said:
Man this thread got interesting.
Did you really body slam a dude's throat into the pavement? Do you do drugs around your pets?
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Any acts of violence are justified and are meant to teach the recipient a lesson "you could've pissed off someone who will murder you, but instead you got lucky cuz I want you to live and grow from this. The next person you piss off might be part of the 80% of people who don't possess the gift of empathy."

And no, I only smoke weed if my dogs or cats are in the same room

Absinthe said:
@AnOminous can we get a verification?

If you are actually methed up samurai... Well, holy shit. You're my hero, man. Your tumblr posts are great and oddly uplifting. Your videos have amazing editing, too.
It's forum policy not to directly contact whoever we're watching. Consider us a site for people watching.
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I'm 33. Hero? Fuck, I think that might be a bit more stronger of a compliment than what I think I would deserve Cuz all I am doing is becoming who I want to be before my flame gets snuffed out by the winds of change that's all, but it is a great honor in my eyes that I could help anyone in a positive way whenever possible and I humbly appreciate your act of kindness towards me with much gratitude.

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."
-Bruce Lee
 
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not really a question but @Methed_Up_ Samurai ;
i really have to say that i honor you for what you do for a living. you're a bit like a GG Allin with restrains to how hard you're willing to throw your life away; there's glimmers of genius and honesty in all the violence aggression weird posts and videos you make on a regular to weekly basis.
there's some admiration and refreshment to be had in a world where less people have the audacity to just say 'fuck this shit, i'm gonna do drugs and have fun whilst i still can' and i appreciate you being one of the few oddballers willing to do it
 
Mister Moo said:
@Methed_Up_ Samurai - Hey man- do you have a favorite martial-arts action sequence? Something tells me, you've seen a bunch of those movies.

Personally, I think it's pretty tough to surpass Fist of Legend.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K4R60x4qtU0
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@Mister Moo yeah that's a pretty tough one, I should have a shit ton of recommendations but I'm stoned and my mind went blank, I'm sure it'll hit me at some point then I'll reply again. But I would def recommend any/all of the IP man movies and undisputed movies, especially the third one with this fight scene...

Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
@Mister Moo yeah that's a pretty tough one, I should have a shit ton of recommendations but I'm stoned and my mind went blank, I'm sure it'll hit me at some point then I'll reply again. But I would def recommend any/all of the IP man movies and undisputed movies, especially the third one with this fight scene...
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@Methed_Up_ Samurai , how much does your habit and your leather cost all together? None of that shit can be cheap. I had a flatmate heavily into BDSM, and who used to be a speed freak, and she couldn't afford either. Even getting off the drugs didn't help, she had to learn ropes and team up with other doms who were able to buy the custom gear.
 
Still hoping for a verification but in the meantime

@Methed_Up_ Samurai, what do you see yourself doing in the next year? The next five, or even ten? I think someone mentioned a few pages back that you were thinking of moving from your current area to elsewhere?
 
Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
I figured I'd reveal a lil about my life to serve as proof that stereotypes were made to be broken
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dude no kidding, we've had CLEAN people show up here who never once acted as calm and dignified as you have. i say whatever gave you your superpowers, we've got a big list of people who need that shit in an IV!
 
@Methed_Up_ Samurai I merged some of your posts together. Use the "+ Quote" button to quote multiple posts just so there's less double and triple postings.

But wow, holy shit, it's you! You're one of my favorite people we have a thread on in this subforum; a breath of fresh air from autistic pastel-haired non-binary demigirls who are abused sex workers and are kin with Steven Universe characters. You seem like a genuinely interesting dude who's got a shitton of stories to tell. Welcome to the Farms, friend.
 
AnOminous said:
Only a red can do that. However, it should be pretty easy. Just say something on the blog verifying it or say some word here and then on the blog if you don't want to directly mention us there.
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Yeah, alternatively they can post a picture of themselves holding a sign saying "Hi Kiwi Farms"+ time stamp and that can be PM'd to staff directly if they don't want to post it in public.
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He has been PM'd with a verification request.
 
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Bitch I Might Be said:
Fair enough. To be honest when I first saw this thread I thought you were extremely scary and that you would probably murder someone. But it kinda seems like you're not so bad. Are you violent in real life or is that just played up for your blog? I'm honestly curious, Mr. Samurai.
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honestly, yes I am that violent but never without good reason. but, because of my level of skills I do have an incredibly long fuse before the Nuclear explosion of rage takes hold from within lol. I do not enjoy hurting people, I've just been jumped by so many groups of people and fought in the ring hundreds of times so I'm busy good at it that's all lol. typically I'm defending other people who've been done wrong more vehemently than I do myself.
 
So, what's it been like, running your tumblr? You must have attracted some weird attention (present company excluded) and gotten some weird messages from people. Anything you can share?

If you were going to go back in time, before starting your whole online Samurai-persona, what advice would you give yourself? Any regrets? Anything you'd do different?
 
Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
And no, I only smoke weed if my dogs or cats are in the same room
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Just a heads up, but you should be careful about that - THC is toxic to dogs and cats. It's worse if they get into it and eat it, but being around too much smoke can be dangerous for them too.
 
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