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Meowthkip said:
Over the course of six pages just about everybody who posts in this thread likes him.
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A rare first for the Tumblr subforum.

...I kinda feel like that still says a lot about Tumblr. A deranged meth-head is far more tolerable a person than their average userbase; which as we've seen is mostly sexual degenerates or obnoxious teenage whiners.
 
so I was trying to find out what my Tumblr blog URL was so I can show it to a friend so I Googled it and this thread pooped up. i saw this shit and was like "damn wtf? I can't believe my humble lil ol drug/philosophy/anarchist blog is being talked about off of tumblr, why would anyone off tumblr give a damn how the fuck I live my life, or be interested in it for that matter?" then I click it and see all this shit and I must say, it's oddly flattering to see that so many of you have gone to Such Great Lengths to figure out a way to download and repost my videos on YouTube try to figure out my age and race screenshot posts that are fucking oldest shit' meaning that ya'll must have looked at my blog for quite a while to get them... but what I enjoyed especially were all the dumbass haters up here that are uncreative as fuck as they usually are might I add, sitting here making themselves look stupid as fuck by talking shit about somebody while hiding behind using the safety of distance found online like cowards to or about people like myself who aren't afraid to actually blaze their own path on their journey towards true self actualization, knowing damn well that they know nothing about them, like a fat zit faced virgin teenager with no friends in real life lol! don't hate on me cuz I worked hard as fuck to get where I am today and now I can finally enjoy all the drugs and travel the world as much as I want and still keep all my bills paid, am loved by all my friends and family and am always the one they call when they need help, and I strive to affect everyones life that I cross paths with in a positive way, and I wake up every morning with one objective in life, to dominate and surpass my own expectations and learn. can you haters say all that about yourselves? we determine who we are by what we do. the way we treat others is a direct representation of who you really are as a person. just because the vices ive chosen to enjoy is a sin that is different than yours, it doesn't mean I'm a bad person. it means that unlike most of you I'm not scared to make my own choices in life regardless of preconcieved societal stigmas because when it's time for me to leave this plane of existence, I'll be the one watching the film that is my life flash before my eyes, and you know what? Imma make damn sure my movie is not only interesting, that I any other entities that might be there is gonna want a muthafuckin encore. look at yourself in the mirror and be honest with yourself , can ANY of you say that shit? i guarantee that 90% of you out there reading this who said "yes" are fuckin lieing to themselves and know it lol. straight up, yeah, I may abuse my body and mind with drugs but overall I still take better care of myself that all the normal broke fat ugly muthafuckahs with regular ass cookie cutter stuck in the same bullshit town with a bullshit job living paycheck to paycheck boring as lives do. and btw, now that I'm aware of this website i do recognize that all of you must be at least partially responsible for my humble blogs unintentional yet somehow oddly substantial worldwide popularity, so for that, I'd like to thank the writer of this page and everyone who researched and talked about it here. it's just as the old adage goes "there's no such thing as bad publicity. " lol
 
Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
so I was trying to find out what my Tumblr blog URL was so I can show it to a friend so I Googled it and this thread pooped up. i saw this shit and was like "damn wtf? I can't believe my humble lil ol drug/philosophy/anarchist blog is being talked about off of tumblr, why would anyone off tumblr give a damn how the fuck I live my life, or be interested in it for that matter?" then I click it and see all this shit and I must say, it's oddly flattering to see that so many of you have gone to Such Great Lengths to figure out a way to download and repost my videos on YouTube try to figure out my age and race screenshot posts that are fucking oldest shit' meaning that ya'll must have looked at my blog for quite a while to get them... but what I enjoyed especially were all the dumbass haters up here that are uncreative as fuck as they usually are might I add, sitting here making themselves look stupid as fuck by talking shit about somebody while hiding behind using the safety of distance found online like cowards to or about people like myself who aren't afraid to actually blaze their own path on their journey towards true self actualization, knowing damn well that they know nothing about them, like a fat zit faced virgin teenager with no friends in real life lol! don't hate on me cuz I worked hard as fuck to get where I am today and now I can finally enjoy all the drugs and travel the world as much as I want and still keep all my bills paid, am loved by all my friends and family and am always the one they call when they need help, and I strive to affect everyones life that I cross paths with in a positive way, and I wake up every morning with one objective in life, to dominate and surpass my own expectations and learn. can you haters say all that about yourselves? we determine who we are by what we do. the way we treat others is a direct representation of who you really are as a person. just because the vices ive chosen to enjoy is a sin that is different than yours, it doesn't mean I'm a bad person. it means that unlike most of you I'm not scared to make my own choices in life regardless of preconcieved societal stigmas because when it's time for me to leave this plane of existence, I'll be the one watching the film that is my life flash before my eyes, and you know what? Imma make damn sure my movie is not only interesting, that I any other entities that might be there is gonna want a muthafuckin encore. look at yourself in the mirror and be honest with yourself , can ANY of you say that shit? i guarantee that 90% of you out there reading this who said "yes" are fuckin lieing to themselves and know it lol. straight up, yeah, I may abuse my body and mind with drugs but overall I still take better care of myself that all the normal broke fat ugly muthafuckahs with regular ass cookie cutter stuck in the same bullshit town with a bullshit job living paycheck to paycheck boring as lives do. and btw, now that I'm aware of this website i do recognize that all of you must be at least partially responsible for my humble blogs unintentional yet somehow oddly substantial worldwide popularity, so for that, I'd like to thank the writer of this page and everyone who researched and talked about it here. it's just as the old adage goes "there's no such thing as bad publicity. " lol
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Hi, welcome to the farms, I have to say, as different as many of us think you are I don't think there's anyone on here who dislikes you, it's great to have you here.

Could you post something on your blog to prove that this is you and not just someone else pretending?

Cheers
 
like what? I already unmasked myself on tumblr and posted a rant also unmasked lmao
HinRai said:
Hi, welcome to the farms, I have to say, as different as many of us think you are I don't think there's anyone on here who dislikes you, it's great to have you here.

Could you post something on your blog to prove that this is you and not just someone else pretending?

Cheers
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HinRai said:
Hi, welcome to the farms, I have to say, as different as many of us think you are I don't think there's anyone on here who dislikes you, it's great to have you here.

Could you post something on your blog to prove that this is you and not just someone else pretending?

Cheers
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furthermore, not to sound cocky, but there's ain't anyone else out there who talks in the same manner I do lol
 
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y'all didn't have to go thru all that trouble researching me like that, you could've just direct messaged me tumblr if you had questions lol. I turned my ASK box off cuz there's over 600 messages in there and unless asked to do otherwise, I pervert top answer them privately In respect to the asker's privacy messages and I feel rude that I'm not answering them in a timely fashion
 
@Methed_Up_ Samurai

Can we ask why you chose this particular way to express yourself, y'know, with the weapons and metal and philosophy stuff? I mean, most meth users with blogs I've seen are a lot more...well, sad. Lot of girls drowning their sorrows/complaining about how the drug is their only friend or the drugs being the ONLY thing they blog about, and soooooo much sad poetry. That type of deal. Is it just because your interests happen to be different, or did you want to break the sad stereotype?

...either way, I admit I kinda find you to be a crazy motherfucker, but weirdly motivational. It's a good thing, I think.
 
Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
y'all didn't have to go thru all that trouble researching me like that, you could've just direct messaged me tumblr if you had questions lol. I turned my ASK box off cuz there's over 600 messages in there and unless asked to do otherwise, I pervert top answer them privately In respect to the asker's privacy messages and I feel rude that I'm not answering them in a timely fashion
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You're here because everyone here thinks you're interesting. This is a forum for people who are interested in those who are notorious on the internet.

What does meth taste like, anyway?
 
been following for a couple of months. it's not as much of a 'haha wow what a lolcow moron' blog as much as he's just a genuinly interesting oddball-character. every single post of his reminds me of reading early archived -2000 grunge forum posts.
like the dude has a literal vape mask, dresses like a mad max vendor, writes about 'his enemies' as if he was a slipknot musician, makes shitty overly gimped gifs of him spazzing out infront of a misplaced camera (he's hunching in every single one of his images) and has the aggression problems of a 14 year old. i love him for what he is and i hope to fuck he dosen't change at all as long as i have an active tumblr account.
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
You're here because everyone here thinks you're interesting. This is a forum for people who are interested in those who are notorious on the internet.

What does meth taste like, anyway?
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"Notorious on the internet"? That's odd to read, but I suppose I'll take that as a compliment lol.

Meth tastes kinda chemically, I dunno how to describe it, but you can't smell it in the air if you're in the same room. For the record, I do not encourage the use of hard drugs, I only encourage people not to let society make them feel unworthy of they do and after seeing so many people being shamed for their drug use on tumblr, I figured I'd reveal a lil about my life to serve as proof that stereotypes were made to be broken
 
Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
"Notorious on the internet"? That's odd to read, but I suppose I'll take that as a compliment lol.

Meth tastes kinda chemically, I dunno how to describe it, but you can't smell it in the air if you're in the same room. For the record, I do not encourage the use of hard drugs, I only encourage people not to let society make them feel unworthy of they do and after seeing so many people being shamed for their drug use on tumblr, I figured I'd reveal a lil about my life to serve as proof that stereotypes were made to be broken
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Fair enough. To be honest when I first saw this thread I thought you were extremely scary and that you would probably murder someone. But it kinda seems like you're not so bad. Are you violent in real life or is that just played up for your blog? I'm honestly curious, Mr. Samurai.
 
Man this thread got interesting.
Did you really body slam a dude's throat into the pavement? Do you do drugs around your pets?
 
Methed_Up_ Samurai said:
so I was trying to find out what my Tumblr blog URL was so I can show it to a friend so I Googled it and this thread pooped up. i saw this shit and was like "damn wtf? I can't believe my humble lil ol drug/philosophy/anarchist blog is being talked about off of tumblr, why would anyone off tumblr give a damn how the fuck I live my life, or be interested in it for that matter?" then I click it and see all this shit and I must say, it's oddly flattering to see that so many of you have gone to Such Great Lengths to figure out a way to download and repost my videos on YouTube try to figure out my age and race screenshot posts that are fucking oldest shit' meaning that ya'll must have looked at my blog for quite a while to get them... but what I enjoyed especially were all the dumbass haters up here that are uncreative as fuck as they usually are might I add, sitting here making themselves look stupid as fuck by talking shit about somebody while hiding behind using the safety of distance found online like cowards to or about people like myself who aren't afraid to actually blaze their own path on their journey towards true self actualization, knowing damn well that they know nothing about them, like a fat zit faced virgin teenager with no friends in real life lol! don't hate on me cuz I worked hard as fuck to get where I am today and now I can finally enjoy all the drugs and travel the world as much as I want and still keep all my bills paid, am loved by all my friends and family and am always the one they call when they need help, and I strive to affect everyones life that I cross paths with in a positive way, and I wake up every morning with one objective in life, to dominate and surpass my own expectations and learn. can you haters say all that about yourselves? we determine who we are by what we do. the way we treat others is a direct representation of who you really are as a person. just because the vices ive chosen to enjoy is a sin that is different than yours, it doesn't mean I'm a bad person. it means that unlike most of you I'm not scared to make my own choices in life regardless of preconcieved societal stigmas because when it's time for me to leave this plane of existence, I'll be the one watching the film that is my life flash before my eyes, and you know what? Imma make damn sure my movie is not only interesting, that I any other entities that might be there is gonna want a muthafuckin encore. look at yourself in the mirror and be honest with yourself , can ANY of you say that shit? i guarantee that 90% of you out there reading this who said "yes" are fuckin lieing to themselves and know it lol. straight up, yeah, I may abuse my body and mind with drugs but overall I still take better care of myself that all the normal broke fat ugly muthafuckahs with regular ass cookie cutter stuck in the same bullshit town with a bullshit job living paycheck to paycheck boring as lives do. and btw, now that I'm aware of this website i do recognize that all of you must be at least partially responsible for my humble blogs unintentional yet somehow oddly substantial worldwide popularity, so for that, I'd like to thank the writer of this page and everyone who researched and talked about it here. it's just as the old adage goes "there's no such thing as bad publicity. " lol
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@AnOminous can we get a verification?

If you are actually methed up samurai... Well, holy shit. You're my hero, man. Your tumblr posts are great and oddly uplifting. Your videos have amazing editing, too.
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