Merry Christmas, Ethan Ralph!

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

Merry Christmas Ralph!!! Move to Mexico, no matter what anyone tells you. It’s time for a new arch, “GUNT! On the lam.”

 

[Ethan J Hatchett]

Merry Kristmasu Ralphu!

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Merry Christmas Ralph!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Merry Christmas Ralph! Genuinely hope its a good one for ya buddy!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Must suck to have to experience holidays knowing they just put you one day closer to your judicial reckoning in two weeks. NYE is going to suck, because then the one week clock countdown begins.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Merry Christmas Ladies and Guntlemen!

 

[Thumb Butler]

Merry Christmas, Ethan Ralph! You hope you have a nice holiday with your wife and son.

 

[RedRocket69]

I voted for taco bell, because Type 2 Diabetes is the gift that keeps on giving

Wagyu for the good goy

 

[BadGoy1488]

Merry christmas Ralph....if only you'd just learn to take a joke....like ya used to.

 

[CECA Loather]

Ah... 25th December.

When it is 25th December in Murica, it is 26th December over in the great motherland where we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, Chairman Mao.



I used to call in and wish Ralph and his commie-hating audience a happy Mao-mas. Guess this year I will have to do it on the Farms.

 

[Snickerdoodle]

Merry Christmas Ralph. I hope the counterfeit timbos are keeping your feet warm tonight.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Poor Ralph. I bet he's miserable having to spend Christmas with the in laws instead of gambling in a casino.

I’m wondering what they did with the apparent third person in this trifecta? Is Alice there with them, did they leave her at home alone? And if so, is she tied up in the sex she’s out back?

Merry Christmas Ralph!!! Move to Mexico, no matter what anyone tells you. It’s time for a new arch, “GUNT! On the lam.”

”Gunt On The Run”. Like that song by the group Paul McCartney joined after The Beatles.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Merry christmas Ralph....if only you'd just learn to take a joke....like ya used to.

I'm going to be the grinch of the thread. He never took jokes at his expense too well and whenever he had good guests on he was always "about to say that." The only thing that has changed is that as his popularity has declined so has his toleration of jokes at his expense. Where I come from, in the mother fucking south, you dish it out and if you can't take it you are a fucking pussy. Ralph is the biggest (as far as mass is concerned) pussy and I hope he has a horrible Christmas. I know you are reading this Ralph. Fight me IRL. I'll take on some wannabe wigger from west memphis any day. You wanna take on the Kiwi Farms so bad. I'll personify the Kiwi Farms for you. You and me in Knoxville Motherfucker. I almost forgot! I wish you a happy corn harvest in the new year! May we all have drunk on drunk violence as a pleasant distraction from the morbid reality that is life. Come at me bro.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ralph, I hope your Christmas was tainted by the knowledge that your life is slowly coming apart at the seams.

 

[Keranu]

Welp Ralph spent the entire Christmas at the Mantsu Horse Stable engaging in retarded e-drama. It culminated in Ralph going out to his car at 4am to yell at Rand on The Petrol Hour.

What in the fuck, Ralph?

 

[Tom Myers]

That poll needs a trashburger option.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Merry Christmas Ralph, fingers crossed it's not your last one as a free man (but only because you're much funnier out in the wild causing chaos as only a wigger knows how).

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It culminated in Ralph going out to his car at 4am to yell at Rand on The Petrol Hour.

Does anyone have a clip of Ralph calling into the Petrol Huffing Hour?

 

[Alt Owl]

Presented without butter- Belated Merry Christmas Ralph.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Shall we wish happy new year in this thread or there will be a new one?