Merry Christmas, Ethan Ralph!

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Merry Christmas Ralph!
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Merry Christmas Ralph! Genuinely hope its a good one for ya buddy!
 
Must suck to have to experience holidays knowing they just put you one day closer to your judicial reckoning in two weeks. NYE is going to suck, because then the one week clock countdown begins.
 
Ah... 25th December.

When it is 25th December in Murica, it is 26th December over in the great motherland where we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, Chairman Mao.

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I used to call in and wish Ralph and his commie-hating audience a happy Mao-mas. Guess this year I will have to do it on the Farms.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Poor Ralph. I bet he's miserable having to spend Christmas with the in laws instead of gambling in a casino.
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I’m wondering what they did with the apparent third person in this trifecta? Is Alice there with them, did they leave her at home alone? And if so, is she tied up in the sex she’s out back?

Offen Ded Tardreee said:
Merry Christmas Ralph!!! Move to Mexico, no matter what anyone tells you. It’s time for a new arch, “GUNT! On the lam.”
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”Gunt On The Run”. Like that song by the group Paul McCartney joined after The Beatles.
 
BadGoy1488 said:
Merry christmas Ralph....if only you'd just learn to take a joke....like ya used to.
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I'm going to be the grinch of the thread. He never took jokes at his expense too well and whenever he had good guests on he was always "about to say that." The only thing that has changed is that as his popularity has declined so has his toleration of jokes at his expense. Where I come from, in the mother fucking south, you dish it out and if you can't take it you are a fucking pussy. Ralph is the biggest (as far as mass is concerned) pussy and I hope he has a horrible Christmas. I know you are reading this Ralph. Fight me IRL. I'll take on some wannabe wigger from west memphis any day. You wanna take on the Kiwi Farms so bad. I'll personify the Kiwi Farms for you. You and me in Knoxville Motherfucker. I almost forgot! I wish you a happy corn harvest in the new year! May we all have drunk on drunk violence as a pleasant distraction from the morbid reality that is life. Come at me bro.
 
Merry Christmas Ralph, fingers crossed it's not your last one as a free man (but only because you're much funnier out in the wild causing chaos as only a wigger knows how).
 
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