💀 Horrorcow Matthew Innes / thecybersmith - A monarchist intellectual with an insane fetish

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aricebowl

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Meet thecybersmith. As you can see from the two posts above you cybersmith is not the most sane of people. This nutcase has a fetish for "human pets" as he calls them and believes his fetishes should not only be a reality but they should also be legal as they " don't infringe on someone's rights".

Cybersmith was chucked into the limelight by the post above which has garnered quite the following. Of course several people have asked the basic questions of "why","how" and "what the fuck". So how did he justify his fetish?

Spoiler : He didn't.
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He instead decided to blame other people that the post wasn't in "context" and that everyone else finds him weird but they shouldn't because it's a "Hypothetical scenario".
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He also thinks of himself to be an intellectual not unlike most freaks on the internet. His favourite topics are transhumanism(A movement to enhance human intellect says Wikipedia ) , human nature and politics. He also thinks using a lot of obscure words make him look smarter.

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Hell even the title of his blog is trying to make himself look smart.

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Links to his tumblr :http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com
 
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I remember seeing this dude getting dragged to hell on tumblr. Makes me wonder what else is wrong with this dude other than the usual :autism:
 
"Wherefore dost thou multifarious denizens of this website seem to share anti-imperial sentiment in near-totality?"

That sentence alone should be enough to make someone an lolcow.
 
So someone on tumblr has now a conversation with the guy and he believes in the illuminati.
Warning : The entire chats fucking autistic from both sides with one side ranting about trump and cybersmith ranting about the monarchy.
Chat : https://pastebin.com/zYyvGtSQ
 
RobotGentleman said:
"Wherefore dost thou multifarious denizens of this website seem to share anti-imperial sentiment in near-totality?"

That sentence alone should be enough to make someone an lolcow.
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He sounds like a drunken LARP'er at a Ren Fair.
 
I was halfway to making a thread about him myself yesterday, but you beat me to it. Might as well post the screencaps I grabbed for it:

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So this guy is just getting off to someone not being able to see or talk and having to just like crawl around??? And be dependant on him????

That's fucked on a psychological level man. So much for 'trans-humanism' this won't make the person any smarter -- just make them go insane!
 
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So who's gonna break the news that this day is never gonna end for him now?

On another note, he has this borderline creepy refusal to swear, even going so far to "censor" heck and flipping. My theory is he's from some kind of severely repressed/puritanical background which resulted in all his deviance emerging at once in an awful and instantly recognisable form:

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Everything this manchild writes would make beautiful random text.

"A throwaway comment regarding Ashley Rae's frontal jiggly bits"

"Impregnate this website with the seed of my wisdom"

"I find the uterus of the Internet is barren"

"I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS "SAY MEAN THINGS TO CYBERSMITH DAY!"
 
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On another note, he has this borderline creepy refusal to swear, even going so far to "censor" heck and flipping.
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The fact that he calls someone's tits "front jiggly bits" makes it seem like his parents never aloud him to go to sex education or outside. Although it's probably a good thing they didn't let him outside all things considered.
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The man has now declared that he has a nemesis.
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Also "I am eternity ". Are you some sort of god now?
 
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aricebowl said:
The fact that he calls someone's tits "front jiggly bits" makes it seem like his parents never aloud him to go to sex education or outside. Although it's probably a good thing they didn't let him outside all things considered.
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The man has now declared that he has a nemesis.
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Also "I am eternity ". Are you some sort of god now?
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I don't know if this would be funnier if it was an elaborate joke or an actual crazy person.

Wait, I do. It's the latter that's funnier.
 
I don't want these images of "modified", diapered human pets germinating in my brain.
 
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