💀 Horrorcow Matthew Innes / thecybersmith - A monarchist intellectual with an insane fetish

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I don't think he was trolling before his rise of popularity, but he might be trollshielding now. Trying to appear as ridiculous as he can so no one can take him seriously, so he can eventually, sneakily buy a Filipino child on a slave market and gouge their eyes out.
 
Remember when we could just throw people like this in a padded cell and be done with it?
 
Remember when we could just throw people like this in a padded cell and be done with it?

Nah son, we're keeping the tradition of the freak shows alive for the 21st century.

We don't even need to pay a quarter to gawk at him! He just lays it all out in public.
 
WE HAVE A SELFIE LADS

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Link for proof: http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/166908842842/the-real-todd-howard-thecybersmith

I don't even care how obvious a troll he is I usually have to pay 20 bucks to get this much entertainment out of something and here he is giving it for free
 
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this man is the most insane tumblr person I've ever seen, there's nothing else like it.

Cybersmith really, really wants a human pet, but it's TOTALLY NOT A FETISH. Just look at how totally nonsexual it is:
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He genuinely seems to be surprised that people keep bringing this up, too, as if it's absolutely clear why he wants one and people are making a big deal out of nothing:
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Cybersmith also believes there to be vast amounts of farmland under Antarctica, and does not understand the difference between rocks and soil.
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As well as constantly referring to Trump as the "Blessed One" and ascribing his recovery from depression to his election:
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There's a lot here that I haven't even included like a lot of pseudointellectual rambling but this is the most fucked in the head guy i've seen online in a long time. he's currently active at thecybersmith.tumblr.com
 
Cybersmith comfirmed he has the tism
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Obviously you could tell this guy pretty retarded, this and the artic having arable land being good examples of a typical cybersmith post.
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basically, someone says something that sort of supports what cybersmith said and he ends it by saying 'So I'm half right :)'
 
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