Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

[Desire Lines]

Let's discuss something everyone does: masturbation. How do you masturbate? How often do you do it? It's interesting because everybody has a different approach to it. I am personally a big fan of a classic method with a right hand myself.

 

[Hell0]

this thread is going to be gross.

 

[AnOminous]

There are two groups of people who don't masturbate.

The first and most obvious group is serial killers. That's what most people here who don't masturbate are.

The second is people who get so much pussy they just don't have time to masturbate.

None of those fucking people are here.

So the question here really is, do you masturbate, or are you a serial killer?

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Twice a week

 

[Flustercuck]

you gotta love yourself at least once a day

 

[MrTroll]

You don't need masturbation when you have Jesus.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

You don't need masturbation when you have Jesus.

What if Jesus abandons you?

 

[OhGoy]

So the question here really is, do you masturbate, or are you a serial killer?

but what if i masturbate and kill people?

 

[AnOminous]

but what if i masturbate and kill people?

What kind of people do you kill, though?

 

[ES 148]

I masturbate using my Colt Single Action Army. There's nothing like the feeling of ramming a long, silver bullet into a well-greased chamber.

 

[Flustercuck]

What kind of people do you kill, though?

the pussies that don't masturbate

 

[OhGoy]

What kind of people do you kill, though?

i only kill uglies

 

[MrTroll]

What if Jesus abandons you?

Then it's serial killing time (see post #3).

 

[Raging Capybara]

I only fap to gay porn.

 

[JB 236]

I don't need to masturbate, I have ur mum lol

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I actually participated in 'no-fap November" last year. I went for a month and a half without it. I found that I was just angrier more often.

Now I try to keep it to once every other day, although I do tend to cheat.

Also:
Standard right hand.

I have a Fleshlight, but that thing takes too much time to clean.

 

[OhGoy]

nofap is great,

if you want prostate cancer, that is

 

[diana]

You don't need masturbation when you have Jesus.

I found the serial killer.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Then it's serial killing time (see post #3).

Oh, okay

 

[Milk Mage]

I've tried NoFap a couple of times. Longest I've gotten is 5 days. All 5 days consisted primarily of me banging my head against the wall and screaming helplessly at the sky