MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

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Then why didn't he drop it like he said he would a week ago? He had maximum exposure then.

Guess he knew all about the Trump tape, and decided it would be better for another day.

Reminds me of 1980 (yes, again!) when the Iran Hostage crisis flared up dramatically the very last weekend of the election, forcing President Carter to the White House when he was trying to campaign.
 
Guess he knew all about the Trump tape, and decided it would be better for another day.

Reminds me of 1980 (yes, again!) when the Iran Hostage crisis flared up dramatically the very last weekend of the election, forcing President Carter to the White House when he was trying to campaign.

The 15 or so days are the ones that will matter the most for this election

I fully expect the media are holding out on some big scandals just so they can tank trump and hand it to Hillary
 
Before we act like Trump has lost let's not forget it's not out of the realm of possibilities that Assange didn't bullshit and he's I'm fact MOAB shit to drop on Hillary in a couple of weeks

Even if we give credence to that, I'm not seeing it doing very much. Maybe sway things a little to his way. Still, when he looses, 1/4th of the US will be severely salty.
 
No, he's suing the New York Times for publishing the story, which is even worse optics honestly. The Times wouldn't publish shit like this unless they had ironclad proof at this point, either that or enough confidence the information isn't fake that Trump's lawsuit gets as hammered as the one he had against O'Brian.

Those are only threats, not actual suits.
 
Welp, looks like that hashtag is already being hijacked.
It looks like it's on track to me. I'll save everyone else the trouble of reading it by simulating it here:

I do not like this orange man,
Something something rhymes with man.
I do not want him in my blouse,
A bunch of words that rhyme with blouse.
#TrumpDrSeuss

I don't understand,
How Dr Seuss rhymes work.
Also I think that,
Donald Trump’s a jerk.
#TrumpDrSeuss

I do not like this orange man,
Something else that rhymes with man.
I do not want him in my blouse,
Some other words that rhyme with blouse.
#TrumpDrSeuss

Repeat ad infinitum.
 
That is SO half-assed.
The only smart thing you've said in this thread.

Before we act like Trump has lost let's not forget it's not out of the realm of possibilities that Assange didn't bullshit and he's I'm fact MOAB shit to drop on Hillary in a couple of weeks
:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
The Lizard Queen is practically a shoo-in at this point.
If I was a more conspiratorial person, I'd say that this whole thing was planned between Trump and Hillary. Or that Trump's whole campaign was the political version of The Producers, and he's purposely attempting to sabotage it.
 
Just caught up with the thread. I laughed at the Bernie jokes, but I won't deny, it still stings.

Anyways, my thoughts are that it's not over until it's over. As I see it, there is only one poll that matters, and it's on November 8.
 
I posted this in the "Dumbest articles on Cracked" thread, but it definitely deserves a place here. It's actually not a dumb article at all. David Wong wrote an article on why Donald Trump has accumulated so many followers... and it's actually really good and sympathetic towards the people he's writing about.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

Basically, the core of the argument is that people in rural areas are fucking sick of being pushed around, talked down to, ignored, and insulted by the liberal elite living in the cities. The article also goes into how many small towns are suffering due to changing circumstances and the people are so desperate to fix it they're voting for Trump, the one candidate who may offer them a glimmer of hope. Here are some excerpts that really jumped out at me:

Blue islands in an ocean of red. The cities are less than 4 percent of the land mass, but 62 percent of the population and easily 99 percent of the popular culture. Our movies, shows, songs, and news all radiate out from those blue islands.

And if you live in the red, that fucking sucks.

See, I'm from a "blue" state -- Illinois -- but the state isn't blue. Freaking Chicago is blue. I'm from a tiny town in one of the blood-red areas:

As a kid, visiting Chicago was like, well, Katniss visiting the capital. Or like Zoey visiting the city of the future in this ridiculous book. "Their ways are strange."

And the whole goddamned world revolves around them.

Every TV show is about LA or New York, maybe with some Chicago or Baltimore thrown in. When they did make a show about us, we were jokes -- either wide-eyed, naive fluffballs (Parks And Recreation, and before that, Newhart) or filthy murderous mutants (True Detective, and before that, Deliverance). You could feel the arrogance from hundreds of miles away.

"Nothing that happens outside the city matters!" they say at their cocktail parties, blissfully unaware of where their food is grown. Hey, remember when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans? Kind of weird that a big hurricane hundreds of miles across managed to snipe one specific city and avoid everything else. To watch the news (or the multiple movies and TV shows about it), you'd barely hear about how the storm utterly steamrolled rural Mississippi, killing 238 people and doing an astounding $125 billion in damage.

But who cares about those people, right? What's newsworthy about a bunch of toothless hillbillies crying over a flattened trailer? New Orleans is culturally important. It matters.

To those ignored, suffering people, Donald Trump is a brick chucked through the window of the elites. "Are you assholes listening now?"
Well, the perception back then was that those city folks were all turning atheist, abandoning church for their bisexual sex parties. That, we were told, was literally a sign of the Apocalypse. Not just due to the spiritual consequences (which were dire), but the devastation that would come to the culture. I couldn't imagine any rebuttal. In that place, at that time, the church was everything. Don't take my word for it --listen to the experts:

Church was where you made friends, met girls, networked for jobs, got social support. The poor could get food and clothes there, couples could get advice on their marriages, addicts could try to get clean. But now we're seeing a startling decline in Christianity among the general population, the godless disease having spread alongside Valley Girl talk. So according to Fox News, what's the result of those decadent, atheist, amoral snobs in the cities having turned their noses up at God?

Chaos.

The fabric has broken down, they say, just as predicted. And what rural Americans see on the news today is a sneak peek at their tomorrow.

The savages are coming.

Blacks riot, Muslims set bombs, gays spread AIDS, Mexican cartels behead children, atheists tear down Christmas trees. Meanwhile, those liberal Lena Dunhams in their $5,000-a-month apartments sip wine and say, "But those white Christians are the real problem!" Terror victims scream in the street next to their own severed limbs, and the response from the elites is to cry about how men should be allowed to use women's restrooms and how it's cruel to keep chickens in cages.

Madness. Their heads are so far up their asses that they can't tell up from down. Basic, obvious truths that have gone unquestioned for thousands of years now get laughed at and shouted down -- the fact that hard work is better than dependence on government, that children do better with both parents in the picture, that peace is better than rioting, that a strict moral code is better than blithe hedonism, that humans tend to value things they've earned more than what they get for free, that not getting exploded by a bomb is better than getting exploded by a bomb.

Or as they say out in the country, "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining."

The foundation upon which America was undeniably built -- family, faith, and hard work -- had been deemed unfashionable and small-minded. Those snooty elites up in their ivory tower laughed as they kicked away that foundation, and then wrote 10,000-word thinkpieces blaming the builders for the ensuing collapse.
And if you dare complain, some liberal elite will pull out their iPad and type up a rant about your racist white privilege. Already, someone has replied to this with a comment saying, "You should try living in a ghetto as a minority!" Exactly. To them, it seems like the plight of poor minorities is only used as a club to bat away white cries for help. Meanwhile, the rate of rural white suicides and overdoses skyrockets. Shit, at least politicians act like they care about the inner cities.
It really does feel like the worst of both worlds: all the ravages of poverty, but none of the sympathy. "Blacks burn police cars, and those liberal elites say it's not their fault because they're poor. My son gets jailed and fired over a baggie of meth, and those same elites make jokes about his missing teeth!" You're everyone's punching bag, one of society's last remaining safe comedy targets.
The rural folk with the Trump signs in their yards say their way of life is dying, and you smirk and say what they really mean is that blacks and gays are finally getting equal rights and they hate it. But I'm telling you, they say their way of life is dying because their way of life is dying. It's not their imagination. No movie about the future portrays it as being full of traditional families, hunters, and coal mines. Well, except for Hunger Games, and that was depicted as an apocalypse.
Already some of you have gotten angry, feeling this gut-level revulsion at any attempt to excuse or even understand these people. After all, they're hardly people, right? Aren't they just a mass of ignorant, rageful, crude, cursing, spitting subhumans?

Gee, I hope not. I have to hug a bunch of them at Thanksgiving. And when I do, it will be with the knowledge that if I hadn't moved away, I'd be on the other side of the fence, leaving nasty comments on this article the alternate universe version of me wrote.

It feels good to dismiss people, to mock them, to write them off as deplorables. But you might as well take time to try to understand them, because I'm telling you, they'll still be around long after Trump is gone.

Seriously, I went into this article thinking I'd grab some excerpts that showcase how dumb it is and I got the opposite. The parts about liberal city-dwellers looking down on everyone who lives outside cities really spoke to me, as I live in the Midwest and it's like we don't even exist to people who live in cities.
 
Before we act like Trump has lost let's not forget it's not out of the realm of possibilities that Assange didn't bullshit and he's I'm fact MOAB shit to drop on Hillary in a couple of weeks

This is actually less likely than the election being decided by random meteor strike. Assange did the world a favor with the cable leak but he's also a childish narcissist with delusions of relevance.
Read this:
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v36/n05/andrew-ohagan/ghosting

It's by his autobiography ghostwriter. It's a very well-reasoned portrait from a source that has no reason to be anything but neutral. In fact, the guy is incredibly sympthetic to Assange. He just recognizes that he's a nutjob.

And, as I predicted, the times told Trump to go fuck himself w/r/t the "libel" charges. I don't think he's actually going to bring a suit against them; it's the dumbest possible thing he could do, since discovery would be a greatest hits parade of all the worst things he's ever done and tried to bury coming to light at once. It would dig up all of his old scandals at once and hand that info to every news outlet and blogger in the world for free.
 
I posted this in the "Dumbest articles on Cracked" thread, but it definitely deserves a place here. It's actually not a dumb article at all. David Wong wrote an article on why Donald Trump has accumulated so many followers... and it's actually really good and sympathetic towards the people he's writing about.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

Basically, the core of the argument is that people in rural areas are fucking sick of being pushed around, talked down to, ignored, and insulted by the liberal elite living in the cities. The article also goes into how many small towns are suffering due to changing circumstances and the people are so desperate to fix it they're voting for Trump, the one candidate who may offer them a glimmer of hope. Here are some excerpts that really jumped out at me:








Seriously, I went into this article thinking I'd grab some excerpts that showcase how dumb it is and I got the opposite. The parts about liberal city-dwellers looking down on everyone who lives outside cities really spoke to me, as I live in the Midwest and it's like we don't even exist to people who live in cities.
Holy shit, I never thought I would live in a world where David Wong wrote a decent article.
 
I posted this in the "Dumbest articles on Cracked" thread, but it definitely deserves a place here. It's actually not a dumb article at all. David Wong wrote an article on why Donald Trump has accumulated so many followers... and it's actually really good and sympathetic towards the people he's writing about.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/

Basically, the core of the argument is that people in rural areas are fucking sick of being pushed around, talked down to, ignored, and insulted by the liberal elite living in the cities. The article also goes into how many small towns are suffering due to changing circumstances and the people are so desperate to fix it they're voting for Trump, the one candidate who may offer them a glimmer of hope. Here are some excerpts that really jumped out at me:

Seriously, I went into this article thinking I'd grab some excerpts that showcase how dumb it is and I got the opposite. The parts about liberal city-dwellers looking down on everyone who lives outside cities really spoke to me, as I live in the Midwest and it's like we don't even exist to people who live in cities.

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People like twainstheman are exactly why so many people are voting Trump. Maybe if liberal city people stopped being such assholes to the people who have the audacity to live in low population areas we wouldn't be in this mess.

And like David Wong mentioned in his article, these people seem to be completely unaware that vast swaths of "flyover country" are dedicated to producing enough food to feed them and to export to other countries as profit. So yeah, rural people, stop growing our food and move to the cities already!
 
The problem with rural areas is that pretty much the only major industry there is food production, and all of the food production for the entire country could be done by less half a million people (and I'm being generous there). The jobs are gone from rural areas and they're not coming back, because the US is a service economy now and you can't get service economy jobs in areas below a certain critical mass in population. It just doesn't make economic sense to have rural areas anymore-- unless you have guaranteed basic income and guaranteed health coverage, a "socialist" policy that the people in those areas don't support.

We're never seeing a 1940s-60s style boom in this country again. Even if manufacturing jobs came back, what used to take a factory of 10,000 men can now be done by 150 due to automation. A farm that required 500 farmhands can now be serviced by 100. This is a major structural problem with the economy and one that neither party seems to have an answer to. To sustain a nation like the United States, it used to take the labor of the entire United States. It no longer does. There just are not enough jobs for people. It doesn't matter if we are "losing on trade" (we aren't) or if can force air conditioner factories to open in the US. The person taking your job isn't Jose or Chan, it's XT-087B-4Y.

Rural people would happily work for much less than city wages, since they don't have to pay city rents or city prices. Why aren't major companies moving there? It's not lack of people willing to work. It's lack of jobs. Big cities provide jobs for hire receptionists, and administrative assistants, and PCAs, and all kinds of people who just can't do that kind of work in the rural areas because the jobs don't exist there.

It's heartbreaking and it is a major cultural loss for the United States, but it's not something one group of people is doing to another. Unless we can get past the idea that everyone must work an arbitrary amount in order to deserve the basic necessities of life, rural areas are going to continue to wither and die.
 
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People like twainstheman are exactly why so many people are voting Trump. Maybe if liberal city people stopped being such assholes to the people who have the audacity to live in low population areas we wouldn't be in this mess.

And like David Wong mentioned in his article, these people seem to be completely unaware that vast swaths of "flyover country" are dedicated to producing enough food to feed them and to export to other countries as profit. So yeah, rural people, stop growing our food and move to the cities already!
My respect for Wong just rose slightly.
 
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People like twainstheman are exactly why so many people are voting Trump. Maybe if liberal city people stopped being such assholes to the people who have the audacity to live in low population areas we wouldn't be in this mess.

And like David Wong mentioned in his article, these people seem to be completely unaware that vast swaths of "flyover country" are dedicated to producing enough food to feed them and to export to other countries as profit. So yeah, rural people, stop growing our food and move to the cities already!
Holy shit Cracked actually wrote a decent (and thought provoking) article. Also is the comment that isn't liberal getting positive ratings? Jesus what's next?
 
And, as I predicted, the times told Trump to go fuck himself w/r/t the "libel" charges. I don't think he's actually going to bring a suit against them; it's the dumbest possible thing he could do, since discovery would be a greatest hits parade of all the worst things he's ever done and tried to bury coming to light at once. It would dig up all of his old scandals at once and hand that info to every news outlet and blogger in the world for free.

From his insane bullshit in the debates, he seems to think if he's elected President he automatically gets to be a third world dictator and just instantly throw his enemies in prison.

Holy shit, I never thought I would live in a world where David Wong wrote a decent article.

I'm left wing enough I've read shit by him I agreed with before, but I'm glad to see some capacity for self-reflection. Let's face it, if you want to do a real analysis of "privilege" in this society, poor white rural people are the current real niggers of society.
 
It's heartbreaking and it is a major cultural loss for the United States, but it's not something one group of people is doing to another. Unless we can get past the idea that everyone must work an arbitrary amount in order to deserve the basic necessities of life, rural areas are going to continue to wither and die.
Agreed. Unfortunately, while a universal basic income would be fantastic, it would require monumental change to the economy, and that change would have to begin at the top. It might be my tin foil hat, but that's why I think politics have become so much more partisan over the past 20 years, because as long as people keep fighting over democrats vs republicans shit they aren't focused on the actual enemy - those in charge.

While you could tell most of them were never going to do it, I also think that's why we saw so many Sanders supporters claim they were going to switch to Trump if he didn't win the nomination - a lot of Sanders' supporters were essentially the blue state version of Trump supporters, and even if they thought Trump would tear the nation down to the boxsprings they were angry enough at the time to be happier with that than the status quo.
 
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