MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Does anything look good for Trump?

Sheesh, when America is truly "Fundamentally Transformed" as 2008 Obama promised (which only didn't happen during his whole Presidency because it turned out how naive he was) then you all will be sorry.
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Meh. Nothing is going to change or happen. You haven't figured that out yet?
 
TrippinKahlua said:
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presi...ers-including-nearly-100000-former-democrats/

Oooooooh boy. Florida might not have that much luck due to only having "one" campaign office (that my mom managed to find to acquire my Trump swag) compared to the seventy-something HRC has.

But it seems that if there's one swing state Trump won't be losing, its Pennsylvania.

But never mind! Aggregate! AGGREGATE! AGGREGATE!
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Trump is losing by around 8-10 points and has roughly a 10% chance of winning Pennsylvania
 
Jan_Hus said:
I use Predictit. (It's a predication market) It... It doesn't look good for Trump...
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I prefer bookies. They just literally don't give a shit and their whole purpose is making money.

This election is so fucked up even the main election part is fucked up.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/us-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=791149

Paddypower is always great for this. Look at the odds, though? Do you realize they have nothing to do with reality?

This is because betting odds are based not entirely on real odds, but on how people are betting on them. If you're a bookie (which is a fun thing to be), you don't base these things entirely on odds, even though that's the main factor. You base it on how people are betting. If people are betting one way hard because the presumed winner is popular, the line moves.

You have to care not at all about the actual results, because you want to move the line and the odds to the point that you make money whoever wins.

You don't want to lose enormous amounts of money so if some weirdo suddenly bets huge amounts on some 100/1 longshot, you move the line so you don't lose lots if that weirdo had insider knowledge and their longshot comes in.

I generally trust Paddypower for gambling odds.
 
PortsideDave said:
Isn't Pennsylvania pretty liberal though?
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Yes, but here's the issue. Trump needs a few key states to win: Utah, NC, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida. If he loses three of the five, he's out no questions asked, and Utah is up in the air, NC is looking terrible, Pennsylvania isn't doing good, Florida is going to be close and Ohio sure as hell going to be close. To make things worse, he's pulled all campaign offices out of Virginia. He's pretty much conceded the state.
 
Spellskite said:
I think you're giving evangelicals too much credit.

If it triggers you so much to hear that expansive baby-murder hypotheticals are laughable excuses in order to handwave taking away womens rights, then I don't know what to tell you. You can't post something so goofy and expect not to get teased over it.
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Lol.

Oh no, I didn't actually read the posts and now I have been caught out! What will I do?... Ooh I know - T-triggered! :story:
 
Techpriest said:
Yes, but here's the issue. Trump needs a few key states to win: Utah, NC, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida. If he loses three of the five, he's out no questions asked, and Utah is up in the air, NC is looking terrible, Pennsylvania isn't doing good, Florida is going to be close and Ohio sure as hell going to be close. To make things worse, he's pulled all campaign offices out of Virginia. He's pretty much conceded the state.
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Trump might get Utah because a poll came out today showing him 5 points ahead. Ohio and Florida are looking good for Clinton though.

I think the GOP internally has conceded trump will probably lose and are shifting their resources to senate and house races. I'm not sure its totally impossible for trump to course correct but its highly unlikely and everyone knows it.

Donald is also suing his accusers now. Not smart, makes him look guilty.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Trump might get Utah because a poll came out today showing him 5 points ahead. Ohio and Florida are looking good for Clinton though.

I think the GOP internally has conceded trump will probably lose and are shifting their resources to senate and house races. I'm not sure its totally impossible for trump to course correct but its highly unlikely and everyone knows it.

Donald is also suing his accusers now. Not smart, makes him look guilty.
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No, he's suing the New York Times for publishing the story, which is even worse optics honestly. The Times wouldn't publish shit like this unless they had ironclad proof at this point, either that or enough confidence the information isn't fake that Trump's lawsuit gets as hammered as the one he had against O'Brian.
 
Techpriest said:
No, he's suing the New York Times for publishing the story, which is even worse optics honestly. The Times wouldn't publish shit like this unless they had ironclad proof at this point, either that or enough confidence the information isn't fake that Trump's lawsuit gets as hammered as the one he had against O'Brian.
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That, my good Omnissiah loving fellow, and also that he is wasting campaign money on sueances. If he was set to win I would understand, but he is set to loose and should put all efforts into repairing that part before sueing.
 
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"He will defend the first amendment" they say as he sues a news outlet for publishing an unflattering story about him.
 
Techpriest said:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37648685

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What the utter fucking HELL is happening in Trump HQ right now?
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Trump, overcome with emotion, is throwing objects around his office and screaming incoherently about the establishment. He's been warned about expressing his rage on twitter, but still, the phone calls to him. How long can he resist? His family has not spoken to him in days, with the exception of Eric, who is currently jerking off to crush porn. Melania, elsewhere, wonders how much she could get out of Donald from the divorce.

Steve Bannon is sitting on a couch watching news feeds with a bottle of whiskey in his hand and a grim expression. Though this is of course also him on a "good" day. The staff give him a wide berth.

Kellyanne Conway nervously sits in her office debating whether or not she should put all this on her resume or not.

Interns scurry back and forth and have the same argument amongst themselves. One looks at the window of Trump tower, his sorrowful, gray, 20 something eyes examining the plate glass for weak points. Could he break it before anybody stopped him?
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Before we act like Trump has lost let's not forget it's not out of the realm of possibilities that Assange didn't bullshit and he's I'm fact MOAB shit to drop on Hillary in a couple of weeks
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Then why didn't he drop it like he said he would a week ago? He had maximum exposure then.
 
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