MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[Brandobaris]

I've been keeping a close eye on 538 and since Manafort left Trump's been slowly but steadily coming back. At his lowest he had something like an 11% chance of being elected, now he's just shy of 30%
I would want him elected for no other reason than to see how he handles the top secret stuff they tell the new presidents. If there really are aliens or whatever, what are the chances he'd blab about it on twitter? Apparently I'm not the only one thinking this:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/05/spies-worry-candidate-trump-will-spill-secrets.html
http://www.atlasobscura.com/article...didates-get-top-secret-intelligence-briefings
Apparently as the nominee he was given a lite briefing already, I guess he hasn't blabbed yet but I wonder if that explains his erratic behavior basically torpedoing his own campaign after the convention...

What if you had a chance to be President, and they told you about all the Top Secret stuff, and most of the conspiracy theorists were right, and you knew, and you could go on TV and tell everyone, but it would result in people freaking the fuck out and possibly WWIII. Like the CIA and the Mob conspired to kill JFK, or 9/11 was allowed to happen, or ISIS is a CIA/Mossad funded plan to destablize the middle east and pave the way for a future Greater Israel, or there is no Gold in Fort Knox. And all that stuff.

Like can you even imagine what it would be like?

 

[melty]

What if you had a chance to be President, and they told you about all the Top Secret stuff, and most of the conspiracy theorists were right, and you knew, and you could go on TV and tell everyone, but it would result in people freaking the fuck out and possibly WWIII. Like the CIA and the Mob conspired to kill JFK, or 9/11 was allowed to happen, or ISIS is a CIA/Mossad funded plan to destablize the middle east and pave the way for a future Greater Israel, or there is no Gold in Fort Knox. And all that stuff.

Like can you even imagine what it would be like?

I don't know but I hope we find out! It's not like Trump would give a shit about people freaking out and WWIII if he even gave it any thought to begin with. He'd just feel vindicated that the government is lying and therefore probably hiding that Obama is a secret muslim after all, and rush out to tell everyone.

 

[Brandobaris]

I don't know but I hope we find out! It's not like Trump would give a shit about people freaking out and WWIII if he even gave it any thought to begin with. He'd just feel vindicated that the government is lying and therefore probably hiding that Obama is a secret muslim after all, and rush out to tell everyone.

If that was about to go down I'm sure someone would arrange a "Crazed Hillary supporter" to kill Trump before that happened.

 

[melty]

If that was about to go down I'm sure someone would arrange a "Crazed Hillary supporter" to kill Trump before that happened.

Maybe, but they've so far failed in stopping him.. I'm not a believer in Illumnati/one world government/etc but I kind of figured there would be some sort of organization or group that was supposed to prevent stuff like this from happening. I'm not the only one, before the convention there were a few articles about why no one was doing anything.

 

[Brandobaris]

Maybe, but they've so far failed in stopping him.. I'm not a believer in Illumnati/one world government/etc but I kind of figured there would be some sort of organization or group that was supposed to prevent stuff like this from happening. I'm not the only one, before the convention there were a few articles about why no one was doing anything.

No, I don't think theres some NWO or anything, people at the top level are too intrinsinctly self-serving, greedy and mistrustful for that. I just think if faced with a massive unplanned upheaval of the society, political climate, the stock exchange, a complete drop in the confidence of the Government, the CIA or NSA would consider it in the best interests of the status quo and the survival of their Government and their Organization to take Trump out if there was a real risk he might spill any of the beans to the masses. Assuming there are any beans.

Perhaps they told him this, perhaps he figured it out himself.

But its all just theoretical speculation. Interesting to think about though

 

[Shugo]

The real question to ask is: Where the fuck is Hillary? She hasn't had any major statement or media appearance since the Alt-Right speech.

She's low energy and the only defense she can put up to people questioning her health is opening a jar of pickles.

https://twitter.com/jtimberlake/status/768191007036891136

She's busy meeting with other rich puppets behind closed doors to tell them what to say and to tell their followers how to think.

 

[Brandobaris]

She's busy meeting with other rich puppets behind closed doors to tell them what to say and to tell their followers how to think.

I always wondered how after the Superbowl Janet Jackson nipple incident, Timberlake got off scott free, while everyone dogpiled Janet Jackson.

 

[cans.wav]

I always wondered how after the Superbowl Janet Jackson nipple incident, Timberlake got off scott free, while everyone dogpiled Janet Jackson.

Everyone was like, "WELL IT WAS HER FAULT FOR WEARING IT, JUSTIN ONLY DID AS AN ACCIDENT YOU WHORE", and these are the people complaining about the patriarchy all these years later.

 

[Pikimon]

I've been keeping a close eye on 538 and since Manafort left Trump's been slowly but steadily coming back. At his lowest he had something like an 11% chance of being elected, now he's just shy of 30%

His chances may have improved but unfortunately for his campaign he still has very few paths to victory.

In order to win he has to get: Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Arizona and Missouri.

The 3 most important states in that list are Florida, Pennsylvania and Ohio. If Hillary wins any of those three, it's literally over and the election is called.

This should be a huge concern for the Trump campaign because Trump for starters has very little support from the GOP itself (They're largely focusing on the senate and house) and his ground game is basically non-existent. In Florida for example which is one of the three important states, Hillary has a total of 51 campaign offices in Florida while Trump has one.

To put that into perspective, in 2012's election Obama had a total of 102 field offices and Romney had 48. And it's the same story in nearly every single state.

 

[Quijibo69]

She's low energy and the only defense she can put up to people questioning her health is opening a jar of pickles.

https://twitter.com/jtimberlake/status/768191007036891136

She's busy meeting with other rich puppets behind closed doors to tell them what to say and to tell their followers how to think.

Who still cares about Justin Timberlake, this isn't the year 2001. I feel bad for these people.

 

[Brandobaris]

To put that into perspective, in 2012's election Obama had a total of 102 field offices and Romney had 48. And it's the same story in nearly every single state.

Well it's pretty much expected tbh. I'm sure Clinton's campaign fund is many times over that of Trumps, and thats even before we gt into major media bias, Hollywood celebrities endorsing her and appearing in "non scripted fun snaps" I think Jessica Biel actually hosted one of her Campaign fund raisers. There should be a list made of how many celebrities openly support Hillary and fundraise/advertise for her. Because atm if you are a celebrity and you support Trump you'd better look over your shoulder in Hollywood.

 

[Joan Nyan]

In Florida for example which is one of the three important states, Hillary has a total of 51 campaign offices in Florida while Trump has one.

"I'm going to vote for Hillary because she has more offices in my state than Trump" —No one

 

[Brandobaris]

Everyone was like, "WELL IT WAS HER FAULT FOR WEARING IT, JUSTIN ONLY DID AS AN ACCIDENT YOU WHORE", and these are the people complaining about the patriarchy all these years later.

Well it obviously wasn't an accident, she wore a bodysuit that had removable panels, and Timberlake removed one of them at the song line "gonna have you naked", and she wore a massive nipple piercing jewelry that almost entirely covered her nipple which would've been extremely uncomfortable to have while dancing. So I don't even know what the plan was. I'm assuming it was part of her trying to make a comeback and get in the news, and no one think it was going to blow up like it did? Did they just decide to throw Jackson to the wolves to save Timberlake?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

In Florida for example which is one of the three important states, Hillary has a total of 51 campaign offices in Florida while Trump has one.

Fuck, I am never going to get a MAGA hat, then.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Has anyone else seen the ton of YouTube ads Hilary's campaign has put up? The vast majority of them feature 6 year old kids watch the presidential debates alone(???) with clips of Trump's more out there quotes. The theme of them are all basically "Do YOU want this man to represent America?" The thing is though, they don't end with a "vote for Hilary" message, but rather a "Give money to Hilary's campaign" message.

 

[Rou]

She's low energy and the only defense she can put up to people questioning her health is opening a jar of pickles.

https://twitter.com/jtimberlake/status/768191007036891136

She's busy meeting with other rich puppets behind closed doors to tell them what to say and to tell their followers how to think.

It's a waste of effort for her to try to make live appearances. Last few that I heard about barely had any visitors, like couldn't even fill a high school gymnasium empty.

 

[melty]

Trump doesn't need money and campaign offices. When has he? Remember when the GOP poured hundreds of millions into jeb! and Trump cucked him in like, one debate?
The debates won't go well for Hillary and emails are going to keep getting leaked.

 

[Without A Gout]

Has anyone else seen the ton of YouTube ads Hilary's campaign has put up? The vast majority of them feature 6 year old kids watch the presidential debates alone(???) with clips of Trump's more out there quotes. The theme of them are all basically "Do YOU want this man to represent America?" The thing is though, they don't end with a "vote for Hilary" message, but rather a "Give money to Hilary's campaign" message.

Yeah, I've seen them. It's incredibly off-putting when I see those kind of advertisements on videos that criticize Hillary Clinton. It's like YouTube has just chosen to push them on videos, regardless of the content. Well done, guys. It's the only way that campaign can get anything out there: A total Zerg Rush of advertisements and bumper stickers.

And most of those quotes they used seem to be incredibly out of context, to be honest. Trump isn't exactly a strong presidential candidate, but hasn't it been proven time and time again that the traditional anti-politician tactics don't work on Trump?

Also, what kid actively watches political speeches?

 

[Shugo]

Also, what kid actively watches political speeches?

Kids being set up to be political mouth pieces at age 6.

Probably the same kids starring in the 'Kids react to' videos that have been popular for some years now.

 

[Pikimon]

"I'm going to vote for Hillary because she has more offices in my state than Trump" —No one

I think you're missing the point entirely. You have to have a ground game in order to gain anything in swing states, which Trump desperately needs all of them in order to have a chance. Campaign offices are your forts where your volunteers and supporters can canvass and energize their base for a candidate.