Mass Effect Andromeda Shitstorm Salt - Bioware? More like BioREKT

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OtterParty said:
by any chance would the hair colors be red, blue and green?
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Blonde Brunette and Raven, degenerate scum.

AnOminous said:
I want to see a game where they have a gay sex option, but if you take it, you get AIDS and die. Just to see what happens.
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A game where making your skin color dark inexplicably doubles your characters move rate but cuts your dialogue options in half. Or an open world game where playing as a tranny is exactly the same, but no one gives you quests because they keep asking you to explain if you're male or female.

Call it triggered.
 
RIP_SANITY said:
In this game, you apparently are extremely limited if you want to play as a gay male. You only got 1 guy and that's it.
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Wait, wasn't this also true in ME3 where the only gay dude was the shuttle pilot?

Taily Puff said:
If I made a game, romance would only be available if you played as a white male, and the only romance options would be between three white females with identical personalities and different hair colors. And romancing one of them would give a non-standard game ending where you settle down to start a good nuclear family.
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Why in hell would you want to create Revolution 62?

Taily Puff said:
A game where making your skin color dark inexplicably doubles your characters move rate but cuts your dialogue options in half. Or an open world game where playing as a tranny is exactly the same, but no one gives you quests because they keep asking you to explain if you're male or female.

Call it triggered.
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See, this is something I could actually believe happens in a Saints Row game - since zombie was technically a third option in the third game, and the game actively acknowledges how stupid a concept it is at times to have the player character not say a single understandable word in the entire campaign in the best way possible.
 
RIP_SANITY said:
speaking about freedom of choice:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaymers/comments/60koq5/bioware_actually_went_backwards_in_regards_to_me/
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaymers/comments/60lpwg/my_theory_on_andromeda_and_lgbt_contents/
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaymers/comments/60fygh/mass_effect_andromeda_romance_spoilers_very/

In this game, you apparently are extremely limited if you want to play as a gay male. You only got 1 guy and that's it. As you can very well tell from the above links, people are PISSED.

Here's a dev responding to the criticisms: https://twitter.com/tibermoon/status/844223230172942336
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silly cisgays, thinking they're still relevant to social justice and intersectional representation in <current year>. allowing homo dudes to knock bits is so 2014
 
According to the ACTUAL statistics for homosexuality, as a gay male you'd need (on average) 50 other men on the ship in order for one of them to be gay. For lesbians it's more like 1 out of 75.

How many NPCs are there in Mass Effect Andromeda? 8? 10?

So the fact that the gay man/lesbian got a romance option is statistically abnormal already, and these people want more? Maybe they should drop their gender studies class and pick up a probability and statistics class instead.
 
proteus4994 said:
According to the ACTUAL statistics for homosexuality, as a gay male you'd need (on average) 50 other men on the ship in order for one of them to be gay. For lesbians it's more like 1 out of 75.

How many NPCs are there in Mass Effect Andromeda? 8? 10?

So the fact that the gay man/lesbian got a romance option is statistically abnormal already, and these people want more? Maybe they should drop their gender studies class and pick up a probability and statistics class instead.
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C'mon, dude, we all know that communications and humanities majors will never take any math course that isn't 100% enforced in the curriculum.
 
proteus4994 said:
According to the ACTUAL statistics for homosexuality, as a gay male you'd need (on average) 50 other men on the ship in order for one of them to be gay. For lesbians it's more like 1 out of 75.

How many NPCs are there in Mass Effect Andromeda? 8? 10?

So the fact that the gay man/lesbian got a romance option is statistically abnormal already, and these people want more? Maybe they should drop their gender studies class and pick up a probability and statistics class instead.
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Having an abnormally high percentage of homosexuals might not be that weird for the initiative, if gay people are, for whatever reason, considered part of the "undesirables" group that are being shipped to Andromeda.
FataBataRang said:
Actually, I'm pretty sure the Andromeda Initiative's real purpose was to send the galaxy's most exceptional individuals as far away as possible. That also explains why they didn't bother spending the money to give them enough fuel for when they got there; whether they lived or died was irrelevant.
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Think back to all the awkward faces, and the exceptional dialogue. This theory is just getting more and more plausible. Really, if they were intending on making the project self-sustaining, it would make more sense to send heterosexuals, and especially to screen against mental disabilities for potential recruits.
 
proteus4994 said:
According to the ACTUAL statistics for homosexuality, as a gay male you'd need (on average) 50 other men on the ship in order for one of them to be gay. For lesbians it's more like 1 out of 75.

How many NPCs are there in Mass Effect Andromeda? 8? 10?

So the fact that the gay man/lesbian got a romance option is statistically abnormal already, and these people want more? Maybe they should drop their gender studies class and pick up a probability and statistics class instead.
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Not factoring in the "prison gay" effect that would certainly come into play after any sustained amount of time on a sparsely populated spaceship, but yeah. I was surprised they didn't go all DA2 and make every squad member bisexual romance options.
 
FataBataRang said:
considered part of the "undesirables" group that are being shipped to Andromeda.
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Now I get why so many characters act like tards in the game. People became so annoyed that they decided to get rid of all of them. Just ship them to another place in the universe.

Kick the autistic in space.
 
Sinners Sandwich said:
Now I get why so many characters act like tards in the game. People became so annoyed that they decided to get rid of all of them. Just ship them to another place in the universe.

Kick the autistic in space.
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It explains all of the troons, trolls, and Shrek-faced women.
 
Sinners Sandwich said:
Now I get why so many characters act like tards in the game. People became so annoyed that they decided to get rid of all of them. Just ship them to another place in the universe.

Kick the autistic in space.
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Douglas Adams already used this idea with Golgafrincham Ark B.
 
AnOminous said:
Douglas Adams already used this idea with Golgafrincham Ark B.
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appropriately the milky way's population was in danger of being wiped out by a highly infectious plague that travels by telephone mass relay
 
https://twitter.com/bioware/status/849671752192077828

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Also apparently Mass Effect Andromedia is an "Early Access" game now to excuse fixing it post-release
 
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