Mass Effect Andromeda Shitstorm Salt - Bioware? More like BioREKT

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Lackadaisy said:
The best thing to come out of this is Sara Ryder's endearing and unintentional autism.

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To me this gif alone makes this entire steaming pile completely worth it:
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So it turns out that there is a Romance Achievement in the game in which you have to romance three people. Gay males can't get the romance achievement, because it requires 3 romances and gay male options are limited to 2. Oh and Gay male romances are literally a fade to black as opposed to the raunchy hetro or lesbo scenes.

Sites like NeoGaf are freaking the fuck out.
 
Sergeant Politeness said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5oF7ZdB-woII haven't been following this game too closely, but this guy's calling for the death of Bioware if not by the end of this year, then by the end of next year. At this rate, I'm inclined to believe him.
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I like the cut of this guy's zealous autism.

ICametoLurk said:
So it turns out that there is a Romance Achievement in the game in which you have to romance three people. Gay males can't get the romance achievement, because it requires 3 romances and gay male options are limited to 2. Oh and Gay male romances are literally a fade to black as opposed to the raunchy hetro or lesbo scenes.

Sites like NeoGaf are freaking the fuck out.
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Seeing Bioware get chimped at by the crowd they so blatantly tried pandering to is such exquisite schadenfreude.
 
Keystone said:
Seeing Bioware get chimped at by the crowd they so blatantly tried pandering to is such exquisite schadenfreude.
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There's absolutely nothing they love more than eating their own.

If you release a game where steroid injected space marines spend the entire game victoriously headbutting each other and sleeping with hot aliens, they know not to bother with doing anything beyond timidly mumbling a list of things that are problematic.

If you show a soft spot and they think you might be an easy target? They'll do everything they can to see your life and company end up in shambles.
 
Blue Shrek is such an annoying fucking character, this one even I am mad at. I actually like some of Bioware's stock "quirky and weird teehee ain't I funnee" characters since they often unintentionally come off as deeply troubled and unstable which makes them more fun to work through than the actual intentional deeply troubled and unstable ones.
But this bitch, there's zero fun to her. How one comes up with a character this bad and insufferable is beyond me.
 
Taily Puff said:
There's absolutely nothing they love more than eating their own.

If you release a game where steroid injected space marines spend the entire game victoriously headbutting each other and sleeping with hot aliens, they know not to bother with doing anything beyond timidly mumbling a list of things that are problematic.

If you show a soft spot and they think you might be an easy target? They'll do everything they can to see your life and company end up in shambles.
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There's a reason game companies and comic books pander to the 15-35 male demographic, put big titties everywhere, sexualize women more then men, have mainly male lead characters...because that's who fucking buys their products...best believe if companies thought they would make profits pandering to all the sjw crazies they would. They would animate two dudes reaming each other's assholes.

Captialism does not discriminate. The only color it likes is green. They know these crazies aren't gonna actually buy games, so they virtue signal a bit here and there for brownie points, and then deliver a game more or less aimed at the same demographic anyway because well, they don't wanna be unemployed.
 
RIP_SANITY said:
http://www.thestar.com.my/tech/tech...-pc-building-simulator-ghost-recon-wildlands/

Except for the US Gamestop chart, ME Andromeda doesn't figure in either of the other PC digital charts.

Too early to tell if it's a bomb, but it's not looking that good, at least for the PC version, if EA really wants to make 3 million copies in the first week.
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Doesn't EA sell it through Origin, not through Steam and other stuff? I can only find ME1 and ME2 on steam, with 95% approval ratings. How the mighty have fallen.
 
DangerousGas said:
Don't forget that anyone who preordered on ps4 was locked in, as well - you can't cancel a preorder that demands immediate payment. It'll make the purchase numbers look a lot better than player opinion might indicate.
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In the EU you could (They have to allow it by law).
 
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