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The Paleblood Vessel said:
I am still astounded by how the faggots at Marvel can't even come up with a concept in over half a decade on how to make a Dhampir that kills vampires look cool, let alone a script and filmed scenes for a movie, meanwhile the fucking chinks were able to get the job done in less than a year.
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It's fucking insane. Taking everything in the modern media climate out, all you need is a decent action choreographer and a nigger that looks cool slaying vampires. It doesn't need a super deep plot, at least I don't personally expect that from a Blade movie. And including what Marvel has going for it, it gets even more insane.

They had Mashallah Ali. Who is a pretty good actor. Hell he played a gay nigga so he's fine with some woke shit. Yet (allegedly) the scripts given to him were SO woke he had to shoot them down. On top of that, unless I'm misrembering the timeline, they had a lot of good will still post-Endgame. And still they can't figure it out.

I posted in the Rivals thread and someone posted earlier, fucking chinks can figure out how to make Blade cool, which shouldn't be a problem to begin with, but all the useless shit MCU writers can't. It's kind of infuriating, how do you fuck up this bad?
 
Heavy Rainfall2 said:
On top of that, unless I'm misrembering the timeline, they had a lot of good will still post-Endgame. And still they can't figure it out.
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Literally announced the same exact year that Endgame came out, so basically an all time high with goodwill. And while there were the unplanned things like the various strikes and Corona, it's still utterly inexcusable that the Blade movie hasn't come out yet or at the very least is being filmed, especially when they had the nigger appear off camera in one of the postcredits in Eternals 4 years ago. They went through so many shitty scripts and ideas that they ended up selling all the costumes they had for one of their iterations to Warner Bros for Sinners, which speaking of, another horror movie from Warner Bros this year that made a lot of money and over a month after it came out, was chewing into the box office of The New Avengers. Again, it's a nigger killing vampires, is that really that much more complicated to write compared to whatever the fuck they tried doing with the absolute mess that was Brave New World, to name an example?
 
MrJokerRager said:
Invisible Woman is what really started the rivals gooning craze.
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Gooning craze was already going with the original roster and especially Squirrel Girl. Invisible Woman brought in the dommy mommy and "other" anatomically questionable and impossible fetishes that make use of her invisibility powers.

MrJokerRager said:
There was magik and psylocke prior to the Invisible Woman but she started it.
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Psylocke and Magik already had the gooners from the comics and prior games. But they didn't bring anything new to table for the gooners. Unlike the Squirrel Girl who the brought in a completely new character redesign and the cake.
MrJokerRager said:
Emma Frost in the game is like more like She Hulk than how she looks in the comics.
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Which is both a good and a bad thing depending on which era of Marvel comics. Granted the gooners already swipe her wardrobe by going with her OG corset, panties, thigh-high boots, elbow length gloves and a fur trimmed cloak. Still with the self-awareness of knowing some outfits are better for physical combat than others.

AnsemSoD1 said:
British women literally cannot be hot, haven't you seen their sniggleteeth?
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Marvel already disproven this with the reveal of Revanche and doing a side by side with Psylocke. They're essentially the same person with one Japanese and the other English.
 
Fatsuit Shinji said:
Which is both a good and a bad thing depending on which era of Marvel comics. Granted the gooners already swipe her wardrobe by going with her OG corset, panties, thigh-high boots, elbow length gloves and a fur trimmed cloak. Still with the self-awareness of knowing some outfits are better for physical combat than others.
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They made her big though size wise.


Also saw that Ansem lad has been banned.

RIP.
 
dick brain said:
Okay. Why are you posting it on kiwifarms?
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I did it because...

1. It was the fastest size comparison chart video without having to post long gameplay footage in reference to the recent discussion over female objectification and the male gaze
2. Mercury was in Retrograde
3. The islamofascist terrorists might have won if I didn't

 
The Paleblood Vessel said:
I'm still astounded by how the faggots at Marvel can't even come up with a concept in over half a decade on how to make a Dhampir that kills vampires look cool, let alone a script and filmed scenes for a movie, meanwhile the fucking chinks were able to get the job done in less than a year.
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They don't even need to come out with a concept, they can just crack open a comic and copy one story. They're acting as if they invented Blade and can't come up with more ideas for him like he doesn't have years of stories.

At this point, I think the only reason they don't do that is because they don't want to pay royalties to the writers. I think Liefeld mentioned something about Feige being an asshole towards the writers during the Deadpool premiere.

In the case of Blade, I think he was redesigned for the movies, so they also would have to pay to the screenwriters, yadayada.

I mean, I get that they want to cut some money, but on top of it, these people act as if the movies are coming up with these concepts on their own in the same way D&D acted as if they invented Game of Thrones. IICR, it was Nicieza who told Demayo that all the credit he has for x-men shouldn't forget that he didn't invent them or their stories, but the original comic writers.

Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
They could honestly just do a shot-for-shot remake of the first Blade Movie, maybe PG it up because Disney, and call it a day, but that’d be too easy.
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The truly easiest way was to ride on Tatum's sudden popularity and send them both to NOLA to fight vampires. There is one short story of them meeting to kill vampires and becoming friends. But Disney didn't want this. Ryan Reynolds wasn't joking Deadpool said that Disney's kinda cheap.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
They don't even need to come out with a concept, they can just crack open a comic and copy one story. They're acting as if they invented Blade and can't come up with more ideas for him like he doesn't have years of stories.
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The last thing i saw about blade in the comics.

So they killed him off in the lulziest way.

He becomes a vampire kang stronger than Dracula and darkens up the world.

So Dracula helps his daughter kill daddy and Moon Knight or Doom did some ritual that made every vampire into a day walker.

Which then led into Doom being the current god emperor.
 
MrJokerRager said:
The last thing i saw about blade in the comics.

So they killed him off in the lulziest way.

He becomes a vampire kang stronger than Dracula and darkens up the world.

So Dracula helps his daughter kill daddy and Moon Knight or Doom did some ritual that made every vampire into a day walker.

Which then led into Doom being the current god emperor.
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Well, nothing recent should be adapted ever.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
They don't even need to come out with a concept, they can just crack open a comic and copy one story. They're acting as if they invented Blade and can't come up with more ideas for him like he doesn't have years of stories.

At this point, I think the only reason they don't do that is because they don't want to pay royalties to the writers. I think Liefeld mentioned something about Feige being an asshole towards the writers during the Deadpool premiere.

In the case of Blade, I think he was redesigned for the movies, so they also would have to pay to the screenwriters, yadayada.

I mean, I get that they want to cut some money, but on top of it, these people act as if the movies are coming up with these concepts on their own in the same way D&D acted as if they invented Game of Thrones. IICR, it was Nicieza who told Demayo that all the credit he has for x-men shouldn't forget that he didn't invent them or their stories, but the original comic writers.


The truly easiest way was to ride on Tatum's sudden popularity and send them both to NOLA to fight vampires. There is one short story of them meeting to kill vampires and becoming friends. But Disney didn't want this. Ryan Reynolds wasn't joking Deadpool said that Disney's kinda cheap.
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All of these slop movies have budgets in the 250+million range, didn't She Hulk cost like a million dollars an episode or something insane like that?

How come they'll shell out for that but they won't pay peanuts to comic writers?
 
Jace on ice said:
All of these slop movies have budgets in the 250+million range, didn't She Hulk cost like a million dollars an episode or something insane like that?

How come they'll shell out for that but they won't pay peanuts to comic writers?
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Do comic writers in general deserve it?

Marvels current best selling comics line is being written by a mystery meat socialist Mamdani supporter from Brooklyn.

Ultraman Orb Dark said:
I think they also wanted to redesign She-Hulk to look less muscular for some reason.
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They believe it makes it easier to rip people's heads off easier probably.

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