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They should've tried to keep it closer to what the comic book version of the Thunderbolts were. Sure it's a lot more risky then what they actually ended up doing but it would've been more interesting then a movie that stars the heroes that were too small and unknown to make the cut to the Avengers. A villain lead movie hasn't actually been made by Disney before, has it?
It hasn't, but that's because most of the time, any villains get killed off by the end of the movie so they can't make another appearance. Seriously, the number of times a villain managed to survive a movie has got to be in the single digits. Sure, they can pull some multiverse alternate reality crap, but at that point it's not even the same character, so why should anyone care?
 
I think the only villains that would've made sense are Zemo, Abomination, Ghost, Taskmaster, and maybe the Vulture if they decided to ignore Moribus' post-credits scene.

Speaking of Taskmaster, apparently in an earlier draft of the script she survived throughout the movie and was used to consistently remind the others that their lives could be worse. And also she'd have some sort of running joke about her having no long term memory.
 
If you told me a couple years ago that the newest Marvel movie would be struggling in the box office against a month old horror movie and the fifth Final Destination sequel directed by the guy behind Leprechaun Origins, I would have called you a liar because of how utterly unrealistic that scenario sounded, yet here we are. I know I predicted that the then titled Thunderbolts movie would flounder at the box office, but not to this extent.
Don't forget how common consensus is that this is one of the better movies to come out in the last few years.
It hasn't, but that's because most of the time, any villains get killed off by the end of the movie so they can't make another appearance. Seriously, the number of times a villain managed to survive a movie has got to be in the single digits. Sure, they can pull some multiverse alternate reality crap, but at that point it's not even the same character, so why should anyone care?
Isn't that because they're not sure if they can retain the rights to these characters?
 
Watched Venom 3. It's literally the same movie as the previous two where Venom sacrifices himself at the end except they forgot to revive him. Also there's a teaser of some Thanos knockoff for all the shitty good guy villains to battle against.* There's also like twenty minutes of end credits; they are offensively long. I thought there was going to be more movie, but then Tom Hardy is like "Bye now" and it just stops.

*lmao

I just can't understand what Sony was thinking. They wanted to make a Sinister Six move like fifteen years ago, but instead sent Spider-Man away and proceeded to Richard around with a bunch of retarded spin-offs where classic villains are just heroes. Did they not have the rights to anything but a handful of villains? Why keep making this nonsense?
Deadpool and Wolverine had Blade. It can't be slop. His presence de-slopped any slop that could have been.
Even Blade couldn't de-gay that homo slop.
There is a pic of Channing Tatum with other actors in comfy clothes. They were likely finishing practising or training. We know there was already some filming done.

Tatum was in the pic with Antman, Thor, Shang-Chi, Sue, M'Baku, Thing, the Captain formerly known as Falcon. So, choose which Avenger was him fighting, none was an Asterisk-Avenger.

RDJ was there too.
Nothing says quality like out of place retard Channing Tatum who's only there because of memes and can't even play the same character he was in Fagpool because it's PG-13.
 
Good ol Dr. Doom cries from 9/11, hates Red Skull also wants to conquer the entire planet and commits grievous acts of destruction while doing it.
My favorite is still Magneto calling out Red Skull for being a literal Nazi and Red Skull pointing out that Magneto does the same damn shit.
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My favorite is still Magneto calling out Red Skull for being a literal Nazi and Red Skull pointing out that Magneto does the same damn shit.
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Based. I hated how they treated Magneto like an anti-hero in the movies when he was a genocidal piece of shit who just wanted to rule over a world of mutants. He even abandoned sexy Mystique when she got darted.
 
For Thor and america there is a good chance they're gonna cut a super fat paycheck to Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth to get them to return just like they did for RDJ.

They could always just replace the characters with black women but the way I understand it they're kinda desperate for a W right now. I don't know if they'll be brought back immediately but if RDJ pays off they definitely will.
Black women just going to kill the movie.
 
but smoking... is le bad!
t. fag quesada
Smoking is bad but Doom can nuke small town America on a whim, as a Fuck You to Bucky refusing to fight for Doom.

It does make me wonder why the X men don't stock wooden quarterstaves in case Magento attacks.

Magento's attacking! Grab the sticks!
No, that is common sense.

Instead go for coolness and hire Wolverine to fight Magneto.

The FF4 also have a backup plan for Magneto in the form of the Invisible Woman blowing up his brains and lungs with mini force fields as well.
 
It does make me wonder why the X men don't stock wooden quarterstaves in case Magento attacks.

Magento's attacking! Grab the sticks!
MY GREATEST WEAKNESS! A FAGGOT!
t- Ian McKellen and also maybe Magneto
but smoking... is le bad!
t. fag quesada
yes
it is bad
and Red Skull is bad
so he does bad things
this is not fucking complicated
 
It does make me wonder why the X men don't stock wooden quarterstaves in case Magento attacks.

Magento's attacking! Grab the sticks!
The third X-Men gets points for the R. Lee Ermey voiceover instructing the humans to get rid of anything metal and pick up their plastic guns before the final battle.
 
I miss villains being able to properly vill, as much as I liked the first Captain America I really wish Red Skull had been a proper monster. That man tried to toss his infant daughter off a cliffside the moment she was born.
 
I miss villains being able to properly vill, as much as I liked the first Captain America I really wish Red Skull had been a proper monster. That man tried to toss his infant daughter off a cliffside the moment she was born.
I still love the idea of "Agent Smith is the Red Skull and it's directed by the Rocketeer guy" more than I probably really love the real finished product, even if the finished product isn't bad by any stretch
 
I just can't understand what Sony was thinking. They wanted to make a Sinister Six move like fifteen years ago, but instead sent Spider-Man away and proceeded to Richard around with a bunch of retarded spin-offs where classic villains are just heroes. Did they not have the rights to anything but a handful of villains? Why keep making this nonsense?
It was during that period in the mid-2010s where everyone needed to have a cinematic universe. Remember the Dark Universe? Of course you don't, because only one movie was ever made.

The only reason why Sony got as far as they did was because of the memes from going to see their movies ironically, just like what's happening with the Minecraft movie right now.
Nothing says quality like out of place retard Channing Tatum who's only there because of memes and can't even play the same character he was in Fagpool because it's PG-13.
How did Gambit get treated better in the 97 cartoon where he was killed off than his debut in the MCU?
My favorite is still Magneto calling out Red Skull for being a literal Nazi and Red Skull pointing out that Magneto does the same damn shit.
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I love how Magneto's trying to think of a comeback like, "Y-Yeah, well, your... your face looks dumb."
Based. I hated how they treated Magneto like an anti-hero in the movies when he was a genocidal piece of shit who just wanted to rule over a world of mutants. He even abandoned sexy Mystique when she got darted.
Even worse, it inspired the "Magneto was right" people, who in turn, inspired the "Thanos was right" people.
every time Red Skull isn't smoking like a chimney is a sin against nature and life itself
"I can't get lung cancer. I'm a talking skull!"
I like the Fantastic Four storyline where Magneto got punked by a wooden gun.
Ever watch Avatar: The Last Airbender? There was an episode where Toph couldn't escape a prison because it was made of solid wood, not earth or metal.

Now that I think about it, is Magneto a metalbender?
but smoking... is le bad!
t. fag quesada
Reminds me of how Legends of Tomorrow had a running gag where people kept knocking cigarettes out of John Constantine's mouth before he could light up because of network restrictions.
It does make me wonder why the X men don't stock wooden quarterstaves in case Magento attacks.

Magento's attacking! Grab the sticks!
 
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