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StarkRavingMad said:
Here's a controversial take on capeshit movies:

Even though The Punisher is considered to be a "tainted" character because he hasn't had a commercially successful adaptation so far, I've enjoyed literally all of the adaptations.

Dolph Lundgren, Thomas Jane, Ray Stevenson, Jon Bernthal ... I've liked all of them. I think that the Thomas Jane Punisher movie is actually on the upper tier of 2000's superhero fare, too. Underrated as hell!

Frank Castle is just simply too damn chad for those who enjoy goyslop. Pussies.
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The 1989 film is great, some excellent action and squibs going off.

"Come on God, answer me. For years I'm asking why, why are the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is punishment? Or have you already answered, have you already said to the world: here is justice, here is punishment, here... in me."
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I liked the movie (more than the second which had a lot of "preacher man bad" and that annoying kid actor) but it should have ended shortly after the scene where Blade and Gambit and that whole universe got destroyed. Meandering around with that stupid Deadpool army and CGI funny skull deadpool was dumb as fuck. It also needed some booba which the first two films actually had.
And it was weird seeing Paul retconned into Deadpools best friend when I remember that it was that Weasel guy played by TJ Miller.

I also really loved the propaganda ads before the film about the evil manosphere and consent. Thankyou Australian government! Was worth starting the movie 30 minutes late for injecting shitty movie trailers I just wanted to enjoy with your poison.
 
Mike Matei's Penis said:
I also really loved the propaganda ads before the film about the evil manosphere and consent. Thankyou Australian government! Was worth starting the movie 30 minutes late for injecting shitty movie trailers I just wanted to enjoy with your poison.
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You already thanked them with your money.
 
ArthuriusMartyrius said:
Any goodwill they had for bringing in Blade evaporated the moment they had Wesley Snipes deliver the "some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill" line. I saw people actively cringing in the theater at that moment.
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Tbf that was Snipes fault. He heard the screen writer say that in a meeting and immediately declared Blade will say that at the end of the movie much to the chagrin of the screen writer who begged him not to say it.
 
TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!! said:
Tbf that was Snipes fault. He heard the screen writer say that in a meeting and immediately declared Blade will say that at the end of the movie much to the chagrin of the screen writer who begged him not to say it.
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Honestly, based if true. But seriously, it's not surprising considering how much of a schizo he was being during Blade film productions too (the CGI eye scene incident).
 
StarkRavingMad said:
Here's a controversial take on capeshit movies:

Even though The Punisher is considered to be a "tainted" character because he hasn't had a commercially successful adaptation so far, I've enjoyed literally all of the adaptations.

Dolph Lundgren, Thomas Jane, Ray Stevenson, Jon Bernthal ... I've liked all of them. I think that the Thomas Jane Punisher movie is actually on the upper tier of 2000's superhero fare, too. Underrated as hell!

Frank Castle is just simply too damn chad for those who enjoy goyslop. Pussies.
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I really want a Punisher movie or show that's inspired by the 2005 video game (that later spawned Saints Row, ironic enough) because it actually managed to blend two sides of the Punisher.

The Punisher that deals with relatively realistic threats like gangs and freaks in a grimy urban environment. A one man crusader om the scum and trash of the streets, sorta like Travis Bickle if he had a larger array of weapons than just a revolver.

... And The Punisher that just so happens to co-exist in a world with actual superheroes where his place in that world is constantly contested and even denied to simply because of his conflicting ideology.

The 2005 Punisher game has the Punisher escalate his treats as it progresses from just your average run of the mill gangsters, to slightly more fancier and well-er equipped gangsters to PMCs/paramilitaries, until he's up against a criminal who got extremely lucky at stealing a prototype Iron Man suit which pretty much caps off the kind of threats Punisher can take down.

spoiler: He just blows the shit out of him with a bunch of anti-air rockets since the aforementioned Iron Man suit is a crappy prototype, more equivalent to the improvised suit that Tony wears in Iron Man 1 or maybe a little below Iron Man suit MK 2.
 
Caligura said:
I really want a Punisher movie or show that's inspired by the 2005 video game (that later spawned Saints Row, ironic enough) because it actually managed to blend two sides of the Punisher.

The Punisher that deals with relatively realistic threats like gangs and freaks in a grimy urban environment. A one man crusader om the scum and trash of the streets, sorta like Travis Bickle if he had a larger array of weapons than just a revolver.

... And The Punisher that just so happens to co-exist in a world with actual superheroes where his place in that world is constantly contested and even denied to simply because of his conflicting ideology.

The 2005 Punisher game has the Punisher escalate his treats as it progresses from just your average run of the mill gangsters, to slightly more fancier and well-er equipped gangsters to PMCs/paramilitaries, until he's up against a criminal who got extremely lucky at stealing a prototype Iron Man suit which pretty much caps off the kind of threats Punisher can take down.

spoiler: He just blows the shit out of him with a bunch of anti-air rockets since the aforementioned Iron Man suit is a crappy prototype, more equivalent to the improvised suit that Tony wears in Iron Man 1 or maybe a little below Iron Man suit MK 2.
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man I love that game. my dad and I played the FUCK out of it when it came out. I'm a big fan of the Jane movie also, particularly when they both came out I was a kid. 10 or 11 or something and my dad took me to the movie, I loved it, the game came out and I thought it was like the coolest sequel ever and was a little sad it was just a game and wasn't just what the next movie was too. I was convinced Punisher 2 was going to have Daredevil in it because of that game, then we never got that and they made Elektra and even as a kid I thought that movie sucked balls.

my only criticism of the Lundgren movie is he doesn't wear the skull, the jane movie I like a lot, war zone I also liked how it was basically a shitty B movie turned up to 11. that part where punisher blows that nigger up with a rocket launcher and he straight up explodes has been making me laugh since the theater. I liked Bernthal in DD but I hated his show. turned it into conspiracy faggotry I just wanted Punisher shit, he was great in it though. the punisher has had good luck because it's the simplest shit ever to make, it's just death wish in a superhero universe. it literally writes itself. the problem is now simple revenge stories with a masculine bend or whatever is frowned down upon. they can't have people getting THE WRONG MESSAGE from a movie about a former military man blowing up criminals.
 
I saw the clip of Deadpool meeting Blade and its convinced me to see the movie.

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That's actually a good point, what happened to Deadpool's buddy? The bartender from the mercenary bar? He just sort of vanishes after the first film.

Also the Indian cab driver should have been the reoccurring comic relief character and not Paul.
 
Sniperwoof said:
That's actually a good point, what happened to Deadpool's buddy? The bartender from the mercenary bar? He just sort of vanishes after the first film.

Also the Indian cab driver should have been the reoccurring comic relief character and not Paul.
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TJ Miller started causing trouble so I think he's been blackballed by Hollywood. How to Train Your Dragon 3 recast him back in the day
 
Sniperwoof said:
That's actually a good point, what happened to Deadpool's buddy? The bartender from the mercenary bar? He just sort of vanishes after the first film.

Also the Indian cab driver should have been the reoccurring comic relief character and not Paul.
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People ITT explained TJ Miller's character already but I think they probably minimized Dopinder's role in D&W because he's somehow an offensive stereotype or something. Kinda like the Apu backlash from years ago.
 
I enjoyed the movie, as the MCU "entertained" me when I watched them, but that's it. Not a fan of the MCU and not a fan of having the F4 or the X-men going there. I truly enjoyed the 4 Fox cameos and the final tribute to the Fox movies bc I went to watch those movies as a fan, unlike now I'm dragged to watch the MCU bc kids and hubs like them.

Frosted Snowflakes said:
Guy Lodge of The Guardian on Deadpool & Wolverine. More like Gay Lodge or Cuck Lodge, as @Reporterward would call him.
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Boi Zach made video some weeks about about how Marvel is now backtracking their gay shit from the Krakoa X-men now that MCU desperately needs them and DnW was about to be released. Despite the comic writers were all laughing and gloating at the idea that Scott and Logan along with Jean were a trouple (don't ask), the X-boss said that was never the intention, that never happened...

Marvel or DC can brag about their inclusivity and all that gay shit, but people paying money to watch a movie don't want that and they know it too.
 
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