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Toll paid. And (((disney))) stood by this harvard scholar until only today.

Don’t you know you have to get beaten by a nigger boyfriend and if you don’t lie enough to protect him you’re racist

and the only way a nigger can be successful is if some cult follower brainlet makes America think its not a tranny-chasing faggot, like Michael Obama
 
The Nothingness said:
I doubt they will recast the character. And that will make the teaser scene from Ant-Man 3 like all the teaser scenes from the DCEU.
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But I have the perfect replacement. Credit to @OttoWest:

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TyrasGuard said:
Is beating your woman like a lost African sport or something?
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I take it you've never heard of Mumbo Jumbo before? The tribal Africans elevated woman beating to a level of spectacle well beyond that of mere sport.

Mumbo Jumbo: A strange bugbear employed by the Pagan Mandingos for the purpose of keeping their women in subjection. Polygamy being allowed among these people, every man marries as many wives as he can conveniently maintain; and the consequence is, that family quarrels sometimes rise to such a height, that the husband's authority is not sufficient to restore peace among the ladies. On these occasions, the interposition of Mumbo Jumbo is called in; and it is always decisive. This strange minister of justice, who is either the husband himself, or some person instructed by him, disguised in a sort of masquerade habit, made of the bark of trees, and armed with the rod of public authority, announces his coming by loud and dismal screams in the woods near the town. He begins his pantomime at the approach of night; and as soon as it is dark, he enters the town, and proceeds to the Bentung or market-place, at which all the inhabitants immediately assemble.....the ceremony commences with songs and dances, which continue till midnight, about which time Mumbo fixes on the offender. This unfortunate victim being thereupon immediately seized, is stripped naked, tied to a post, and severely scourged with Mumbo's rod, amidst the shouts and derision of the whole assembly; and it is remarkable, that the rest of the women are the loudest in their exclamations on this occasion against their unhappy sister. Daylight puts an end to this indecent and unmanly revel....That the women are deluded seems evident; for Mr. Park assures us, that the dress of Mumbo is suffered to hang from a tree at the entrance of each town; which would hardly be the case if the women were not persuaded that it is the dress of some supernatural being.
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King Metalia said:
Oh boy am I going to enjoy the drama and lulz coming our way after this. Hopefully if Marvel recasts Kang it's anyone but John Boyega.
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Honestly after how was treated as in Star Wars, I think Boyega wants nothing to do with Disney. Sure, they could back a Brinks Truck up to his front door, but I wouldn’t be surprised if his response to any offer was “lul fuck off”. And right as I hit Post an article popped up in my feed of Boyega saying he wouldn’t want the part. Funny how that timing works.

And while I’m repeating the joke, the obvious recast is still right in front of them
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Yeah it’s probably gonna be some other Black Guy that no one knows or cares about, or the less cool Michael Jordan, but this’d be funny just to watch the heads exploding…
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Honestly after how was treated as in Star Wars, I think Boyega wants nothing to do with Disney. Sure, they could back a Brinks Truck up to his front door, but I wouldn’t be surprised if his response to any offer was “lul fuck off”. And right as I hit Post an article popped up in my feed of Boyega saying he wouldn’t want the part. Funny how that timing works.

And while I’m repeating the joke, the obvious recast is still right in front of them
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Yeah it’s probably gonna be some other Black Guy that no one knows or cares about, or the less cool Michael Jordan, but this’d be funny just to watch the heads exploding…
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Boyega even said himself he didn't want to be Disney+'d. I'm pretty sure he's not going to be cast. Maybe Damon Idris. Or Aldis Hodge. Or John David Washington. No idea.

Then again, it was explained that Rey's actress would never come back for Star Wars, and here we are now.
 
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Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed said:
Boyega even said himself he didn't want to be Disney+'d. I'm pretty sure he's not going to be cast. Maybe Damon Idris. Or Aldis Hodge. Or John Davis Washington. No idea.

Then again, it was explained that Rey's actress would never come back for Star Wars, and here we are now.
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John Boyega has actual charisma though.

But yeah, Kang is a bust regardless of Majors's verdict. Really, the only villain that has worked so far post-Phase 3 is Scarlet Witch.
 
aromatic said:
Toll paid. And (((disney))) stood by this harvard scholar until only today.

Don’t you know you have to get beaten by a nigger boyfriend and if you don’t lie enough to protect him you’re racist

and the only way a nigger can be successful is if some cult follower brainlet makes America think its not a tranny-chasing faggot, like Michael Obama
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One thing that has not surprised me at all is all the nigger talking heads coming out of the woodwork to defend 'their brotha' and attempt to demonise his ex, seemingly solely because she was white and white women can't be trusted, it was her fault he hit her, something something, muh Emmett Till.

Niggers and 'not taking responsibility for their own bad behaviour'. Name a more iconic duo.

Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed said:
Boyega even said himself he didn't want to be Disney+'d. I'm pretty sure he's not going to be cast. Maybe Damon Idris. Or Aldis Hodge. Or John Davis Washington. No idea.

Then again, it was explained that Rey's actress would never come back for Star Wars, and here we are now.
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Marvel are kinda fucked, because they've already used all the big, bankable Hollywood black guys. They already used Idris Elba, Michael B. Jordan was Killmonger, Mershahala Ali is going to be Blade...

Personally, I think they were stupid to ever use Kang as their next big villain anyway and if they're smart, they'd abandon the idea altogether. Kang is an absolute shit tier villain in the comics who only exists to explain away comic book continuity bullshit. "A time wizard did it!"
 
Agreed I don't get why they brought in Kang, he is shit-tier but just cinematically convoluted. They should already know Marvel and time travel is optics poison, I recently rewatched End Game on a flight and that film is a mess. The good actors kinda cover the cracks but it is very sloppy.

Majors caused so much damage, he killed Loki coming with good writing. Ant Man 3 did not need to be made. They have written themselves in a hole where they greenlit F4 when it did not need to be made. Doom too just does not translate well to the screen, with PC writing and the mask the poor actor has such a handicap and they have shit writing on top of that.

Vault the shit for 10 years and reboot or honestly sell up because Disney has fucked up so badly. Amazon and Apple, fuck even Netflix is abandoning social justice shit because shows like The Boys and Succession did gangbusters. Hell Gen V was not bad and made all the other Disney plus shows look like shit.
 
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They pretty much only have two options here:
1) recast Kang
2) introduce another major villain and have him kill off Kang (e.g. Doctor Doom or Galactus or among those lines)

they invested way too much into Kang's build up just to pretend he never existed
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Vault the shit for 10 years and reboot or honestly sell up because Disney has fucked up so badly. Amazon and Apple, fuck even Netflix is abandoning social justice shit because shows like The Boys and Succession did gangbusters. Hell Gen V was not bad and made all the other Disney plus shows look like shit.
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You talk about The Boys like it isn't stuffed to the gills with ham-handed social justice shit itself.

That Black Lives Matter storyline with A-Train and Blue Hawk in season three was way, way, WAY more gay and embarrassing than any of the gay, embarrassing social justice shit I have ever seen Marvel do.

Tor Lugosi said:
they invested way too much into Kang's build up just to pretend he never existed
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They invested two whole films and a crossover establishing the concept of Asgard and its supporting cast in the Thor movies, that didn't stop them literally throwing everything in the fucking bin when they hired that talentless Maori fuck, Taiki Waititi, to direct the third one.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
One thing that has not surprised me at all is all the nigger talking heads coming out of the woodwork to defend 'their brotha' and attempt to demonise his ex, seemingly solely because she was white and white women can't be trusted, it was her fault he hit her, something something, muh Emmett Till.

Niggers and 'not taking responsibility for their own bad behaviour'. Name a more iconic duo.
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Yea, niggers and nigresses are pretty reckless. It’s funny that we talk about white fragility, when it’s just too easy to piss off black people, and you have numerous public examples of this, from T.I. constantly interrupting Candace Owens to any time The Breakfast Club interviews a Republican. And let’s not forget about Will Smith. They can’t handle it. This is just the violent result of that. And it’s no surprise that almost no one outside their ghetto culture wants to have conversation with them.

And now Majors cost himself a career for something he should have easily avoided.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
They invested two whole films and a crossover establishing the concept of Asgard and its supporting cast in the Thor movies, that didn't stop them literally throwing everything in the fucking bin when they hired that talentless Maori fuck, Taiki Waititi, to direct the third one.
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not really

Lady Sif is the only one they invested any actual time into, the others (particularly the Warriors Three) are barely supporting characters by the time of Thor 2, and the actress playing Lady Sif was unavailable due to having a major role in an on-going TV series up until recently. With Kang, on the hand, he's the main antagonist for an entire film, the antagonist of the first season of Loki, and a major character in season two of Loki. The Kang variant at the end of season one of Loki probably has more screen time and dialogue than those Asgardians and that scene is only like 15 minutes long.

Asgard was really only important for the Thor movies. The Council of Kangs and the multiverse incursions were being set up as the newest franchise-wide threat.
 
They should incorporate the Majors arrest into the plot. Suppose Reed Richards discovered that the only way to defeat Kang was to travel to the real world and get the actor who played him arrested.
 
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