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There was only one good MCU movie and it was the original Ironman. End of discussion.
Jesus. I still remember going with some friends to see the exclusive premiere of Iron Man back in 08 while in middle school. There was so much promotion like a reprint of the original Tales of Suspense comic and a lot of attention to detail.

The more I think about it, the original movies were the best. Tighter scripts, better character work, etc. I think the first part of Phase 2 was where it peaked and while you had some good movies, they mostly blended in to one another. Honestly, the last few movies of Phase 3 were just not that good when seeing them again. Overbudgeted, too long and bloated, and filled with patented MCU humor that sucks the seriousness out of every situation.

Winter Soldier was the peak. Everything was kinda downhill with only a few ups.
 
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This aged like milk...
 
Iron Man makes me sad to watch today.. a movie about a genius rich drunk war profiteer who fucks journalists and sexually harasses his secretary, gets kidnapped by sand niggers, builds a wearable tank and escapes, and then goes back to blow the Taliban's village to hell like it's nothing but a day at the office and then fucks around in his cool armor doing superhero shit and fights his evil (essentially) uncle. it's amazing to me that was the first domino in a line that ends with 3 dykes on a magic planet singing to a k-pop Prince or whoever that guy was. On one end you have a movie about every American male's dream, and the other something I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to have to sit through.
 
Jesus. I still remember going with some friends to see the exclusive premiere of Iron Man back in 08 while in middle school. There was so much promotion like a reprint of the original Tales of Suspense comic and a lot of attention to detail.

The more I think about it, the original movies were the best. Tighter scripts, better character work, etc. I think the first part of Phase 2 was where it peaked and while you had some good movies, they mostly blended in to one another. Honestly, the last few movies of Phase 3 were just not that good when seeing them again. Overbudgeted, too long and bloated, and filled with patented MCU humor that sucks the seriousness out of every situation.

Winter Soldier was the peak. Everything was kinda downhill with only a few ups.
The constant need for CONTENT (tm) is what's let the MCU down in recent years. Going all in with Disney Plus didn't help, but the actual movies became little more than advertisement for future events rather than events in their own right. Every so often we get a GOTG3, or a Wakanda Forever, but mostly they're on the level of Quantumania or (god forbid) Love and Thunder.
 
Is the next spiderman film about going to the Sony verse to meet morbus, venom and michael keaton? If so im more hyped for that then anything else.
 
Question does there exist an AI version of Wesley Snipes as Blade reading off Total Vampire Death?

Second, question if that doesn’t exist does anyone know a good program or knows a good someone who could run an AI to do that?
 
when they still would mention Jesus and shit
people forget how normal Christianity was even as recently as the 90s, family guy and the simpsons still had the family going to church.
On one end you have a movie about every American male's dream, and the other something I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to have to sit through.
thats how much culture changed, now you can't even have naked women in horror films without the Red Letter Media fanbase whining about it. What really showed how more "conservative" society has gotten is them censoring No Sleep Till Brooklyn in GOTG 3, its literally a song from 1986 and despite not having curse words they still had to censor words like "hoes" because i guess even those words are too spicy now, maybe tiktok censors those words now too.

It really tells you how different 2008 america is vs 2023. Iron Man 1 feels closer to something Andrew Tate might release as a film than something that would be released and marketed by a major studio.
 
people forget how normal Christianity was even as recently as the 90s, family guy and the simpsons still had the family going to church.

thats how much culture changed, now you can't even have naked women in horror films without the Red Letter Media fanbase whining about it. What really showed how more "conservative" society has gotten is them censoring No Sleep Till Brooklyn in GOTG 3, its literally a song from 1986 and despite not having curse words they still had to censor words like "hoes" because i guess even those words are too spicy now, maybe tiktok censors those words now too.

It really tells you how different 2008 america is vs 2023. Iron Man 1 feels closer to something Andrew Tate might release as a film than something that would be released and marketed by a major studio.
You have no fucking idea how much I hate Plinkett and his fag platoon.
 
It's just a shame really. I'm not a particularly good judge of anything I'm full of what's considered bad mcu takes. I love Iron Man 2, I hate all Tom Holland's Spider-Man appearances including civil war, I am probably the only person on the planet who walked out of the first Avengers opening night and said it fucking sucked on the way to the car, and I still hold that Thor Ragnarok is the single worst $9.20 I've ever spent in my entire life, but still the fact the majority of these things the last few years just actually suck and it's not just I don't like them personally is pretty depressing. The weird thing is that culture might have changed a lot in 15 years, but the general audience might not really have all that much considering they're starting to wake up and stop giving a fuck. I think a lot of general audience people were just riding the goodwill of things they liked and willing to accept what they didn't but that only goes on for so long before they can't take it anymore. they thought they were too big to fail and misread entirely why people kept seeing these things
 
Question does there exist an AI version of Wesley Snipes as Blade reading off Total Vampire Death?

Second, question if that doesn’t exist does anyone know a good program or knows a good someone who could run an AI to do that?
Theoretically I could do it. I just need the audio of someone else reading it (easy)and the voice model. (Finding a needle in a haystack on discord)
 
I mean you’d just need his lines from the movie to feed into the program right?
I am cheap, so I use the Google hangouts program or whatever the hell they call it to do it for free. It's something of a pain in the ass but I've perfected the process. I just need audio of the exact lines being said so it can copy it and a voice model someone else made on ai discord. I gotta get home and look up the the details but I have it saved somewhere.
 
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Takes and Points:
  • Marvel Updates
    • Spider-Man Beyond the Spider-Verse has new storyboards, they look pretty trash for an animated movie, Spot is a FRIGGIN KAIJU (cringe), Spot will become the Abyss
    • Venom 3 is (sadly) the last Venom movie, Doom Blazer only shills for the MCU, calls the Sony Universe crummy
    • Deadpool 3 is starting it's production after the writers strike
  • DC Updates
    • Nicholas Hoult is Lex Luthor in the new Super Man movie
    • The Penguin TV show is starting to film
The Soy Boys be eatin guuuuuud tonight
 
Question does there exist an AI version of Wesley Snipes as Blade reading off Total Vampire Death?

Second, question if that doesn’t exist does anyone know a good program or knows a good someone who could run an AI to do that?
Alright I'm gonna be real. The process of finding the parts I need to assemble what you want is time consuming and Im pretty lazy after work.

I just need a model from here of someone fictional voiced by snipe's https://discord.gg/aihub

And I need an mp3 recording or YouTube video of the audio you want transcribed. You can use any free ai or natural voice to get the message you want recorded.

Once I have all the pieces of the puzzle it's a lot easier to just put it together. I just don't know a better place to get voices for rvc
 
Iron Man makes me sad to watch today.. a movie about a genius rich drunk war profiteer who fucks journalists and sexually harasses his secretary, gets kidnapped by sand niggers, builds a wearable tank and escapes, and then goes back to blow the Taliban's village to hell like it's nothing but a day at the office and then fucks around in his cool armor doing superhero shit and fights his evil (essentially) uncle. it's amazing to me that was the first domino in a line that ends with 3 dykes on a magic planet singing to a k-pop Prince or whoever that guy was. On one end you have a movie about every American male's dream, and the other something I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to have to sit through.
This specific issue is every character becoming the same cookie cutter mold. You could differentiate the heroes in early Marvel, and they had actual flaws, but now you'd be hard pressed to describe them without their power set and ethnicity. They are all nice guy somewhat serious but throw the occasional quip goofballs with ridiculous shaved chest hair musculature.
 
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