Marvel Cinematic Universe

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Takes and Points
  • Taika is fired
  • He's moving on to Star Wars (uh oh)
  • His two good movies are Thor 3 and JoJo Rabbit, which is literally wrong. What we do in the Shadows and Boy are a million times better. I guess DoomBlazer only watched JoJo since Black Widow was in it.
  • "Taika would've learned from his mistakes" if he directed Thor 5, which I doubt since he's turning his Star Wars film into another retarded Taika Waititi circle jerk
    • Side note: His general attitude in his newest film "Next Goal Wins" is that he doesn't care about soccer, and didn't care to learn more (as he's making an underdog soccer movie btw)
  • Apparently Marvel can bring anybody back for a second chance, even if the villain got totally eviscerated
  • He unironically thinks Thor vs Hercules will actually be what the next movie is about. In reality they'll usher him in like Mordo and make him a side villain
  • And suuuuuuure Disney will TOTALLY make a rated-R Thor movie, when they've been gearing phase 4 and 5 more for children, and including more kid superheroes in their movies and shows
 
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-test moves are Kang Dynasty, Capamerica movie, Secret wars-

 
-test moves are Kang Dynasty, Capamerica movie, Secret wars-

There's no way that Captain America 4 turns a profit. They've re-shot that shit so many times its budget must be astronomical. I doubt even the negros can save it at the box office.
 
There's no way that Captain America 4 turns a profit. They've re-shot that shit so many times its budget must be astronomical. I doubt even the negros can save it at the box office.
Niggers aren't watching that shit. Soyfaced white men and their platonic dyke women friends are the only people who care. as someone who spends an excessive amount of time around 'hood niggas' they hate the mcu pandering more than anyone. they like those DC animated movies & think the mcu sucks now because everyone cool is gone or dead and the fights suck. they like Spider-Man and that's it lmao. Don't get me wrong tho the ones I deal with aren't particularly enlightened that's the reason I just saw venom 2 because this dude swore up and down it was dope and I went to his house to watch it and laughed my ass off the whole time.
 
Captain America 4 is pretty much DOA. Based on Mackie's abysmal performance in the Winter Soldier series that, as far as I'm aware, no one really watched, I highly doubt that he can shoulder an entire 2 hour long film based on a character that was role swapped (from what was normally expected to be Bucky being the line of succession from the comics) based around modern DEI and other woke nonsense.

Based on what he's said in the past, I'm pretty sure even Mackie himself is tired of playing the character and wants to do something different for a change besides another capeshit flick that no one will see and will only serve to ruin his reputation even more as an actor.
 

Marvels plan for Kang (By my favorite YouTuber DoomBlazer)

  • It's possible Marvel will go the Dr. Doom route and replace Majors
  • "Marvel is fucked with the Kang angle" quoted from variety
  • However according to Doomblazer the rumor was debunked, so he's going to trust the Disney overlords
  • I guess the new angle by Marvel will be to have the TVA hunt down Kang varients (I never saw the show so I'm not sure how it ends)
    • The only problem is that every time they try to tie in the movies with Disney + TV shows, Disney fails because nobody watches their streaming originals. The shilling has gone so hard that they think the new angle for the billion dollar Avengers movie is to tie it in to Season 2 of a show nobody is watching
  • DanielRPK says Disney is committed to Kang, so it must be more reputable than Variety (who normally shills for Disney, now doing a 180 because it's probably more profitable)
  • "Kang deserves to end his story properly,.." this gorilla-ass banana eating George Floyd who lost to Ant-Man deserves to be the next Thanos!

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Was his performance that good, or are the MCU stans being psyoped into thinking this literal who is a great actor. Believe All Women supporters are btfo'd
 
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Below: WHAT IF GOKU FROM DRAGON BALL WAS IN THE MCU
"He could be the first live action Super Saiyan."
Sure, excellent idea. Because Dragon Ball Evolution is the sort of lofty goals Disney should be aiming for right now.

worldwide total of $56.5 million against a budget of $30 million
It's worth noting that the Wikipedia article is shitting on the movie like it's personally offended them which makes the surprise that it was almost profitable compared to Disney's current attempts funny.
 
Other than No Way Home I haven't been excited for a Mavel movie since EndGame. While I did see GOTG 3 in theaters and enjoyed it I wasn't reading and watching news on it like I did for Endgame and No Way Home. If they for the most part ended the MCU after Endgame it could have gone down as a great franchise. They could have still had GOTG 3 to end Starlords story and Spiderman as Spiderman movie will always make money. But No one cares about Ms. Marvel or any of the mutants that aren't Wolverine or Professor X. While the Beast, Storm, and Cyclops have their fans they probably don't have enough to support a movie.
 
The MCU is such a disappointment. It feels like a very very very long version of the typical show that started off great and then overstayed it's welcome, except it doesn't even have the characters that made it great anymore.

I used to laugh at DC, Universal and all the other idiotic companies flailing around trying to create their own cinematic universes by throwing out shit movie after shit movie with no planning, but now I can't tell the difference between Marvel and any of them.

It's a shame what unadulterated greed does to a company.
 
The MCU is such a disappointment. It feels like a very very very long version of the typical show that started off great and then overstayed it's welcome, except it doesn't even have the characters that made it great anymore.

I used to laugh at DC, Universal and all the other idiotic companies flailing around trying to create their own cinematic universes by throwing out shit movie after shit movie with no planning, but now I can't tell the difference between Marvel and any of them.

It's a shame what unadulterated greed does to a company.
It's a weird "too big to fail" and "consume, dumb pigs" attitude that corporations seem to have.

Hollywood like many obscenely rich organizations, seem to think that the money machine go BRRRRRR without consideration for what was painfully aware in previous generations: you don't get to subsist on garbage and not expect people to ignore it forever.

I'm guessing it's a lot of social media and bot armies flooding everyone's headspace with dopey talking points that they didn't bother to think about, but I remember a time when if a celebrity got too arrogant and started getting mediocre, they would rightfully eat shit for it.

Nowadays, Hollywood doesn't get it, and I think it's become an impenetrable ring of circlejerks made up of trust fund douchebags and nepo babies that have never met any kind of struggle in their lives. They lived with too much self esteem and the only possible explanation for people not to like them is jealousy or some other moral failing, and any creative output they produce seems to come from a regurgitation of older or other media that worked, and so they transpose their meanings into something new without thought as to whether or not that thought would work or if it were somehow relevant.

For instance, a reddit post described The Menu as an eat-the-rich story about people who've never had any kind of outstanding student debt (so, chef could go back to flipping burgers instead of outright murdering people, right?). I've seen more than one internet reviewer observe that a woman with her buff male companion on Venice Beach in 2023 would not get her ass smacked in broad daylight and not even likely if it were night out (but hey, it happened at some point in history and nothing ever changes...don't get me started on Barbie's wild inconsistency on what it thinks patriarchy is and how relevant that definition is).

Even the Marvels suffers from this kind of thinking. The Boys observed that people like team-ups. And why not, it worked before. Except, it worked because everything that went into those team-ups were things that people actually cared a lot about, not things that passively appeared in people's field of view in two of the three leads, and the third hasn't had a relevant hit since before Endgame, when momentum was high.

Now, you see a thousand stinkpieces out there that are willing to acknowledge the rational reasons why The Marvels failed, but damn it if they don't pay at least a little lip service to "muh sexism and racism". I might fall over dead when someone claiming to be a serious journalist admits, hey, this thing had problems, but sexism and racism ain't it. This ain't your white whale, guys.
 
"He could be the first live action Super Saiyan."
Sure, excellent idea. Because Dragon Ball Evolution is the sort of lofty goals Disney should be aiming for right now.


It's worth noting that the Wikipedia article is shitting on the movie like it's personally offended them which makes the surprise that it was almost profitable compared to Disney's current attempts funny.
you know speaking of black people the only thing they like more than superhero shit is Dragon Ball. it's hilarious to me the pandering for the black community in the MCU because all they want is edgy heroes, cool fights and shonen battle shit. your average nigga will tell you the best superhero movies of all time are the Snyder DC movies because of the fights/cool looking shit, and will take any shitty dragon ball sequel or spin off like its gospel. Disney would never do it but I legitimately think Dragon Ball would be an easy shonen to live action thing to make. It'd just be expensive as fuck. basically just film it, be accurate to the world have cgi tiger people and oolong walking around and harry potter some group of people for 15 years to make 10 movies. If they want a black audience they should make a new dragon ball movie and just basically follow the comic and hire some Hong Kong guy to choreograph it. I guarantee you more black dudes will be in line to see the goku vs red ribbon army movie than showed up for either black panther movies or will for Blacktain America and they will be pissed if anyone in it is diversity casting
 
you know speaking of black people the only thing they like more than superhero shit is Dragon Ball. it's hilarious to me the pandering for the black community in the MCU because all they want is edgy heroes, cool fights and shonen battle shit. your average nigga will tell you the best superhero movies of all time are the Snyder DC movies because of the fights/cool looking shit, and will take any shitty dragon ball sequel or spin off like its gospel. Disney would never do it but I legitimately think Dragon Ball would be an easy shonen to live action thing to make. It'd just be expensive as fuck. basically just film it, be accurate to the world have cgi tiger people and oolong walking around and harry potter some group of people for 15 years to make 10 movies. If they want a black audience they should make a new dragon ball movie and just basically follow the comic and hire some Hong Kong guy to choreograph it. I guarantee you more black dudes will be in line to see the goku vs red ribbon army movie than showed up for either black panther movies or will for Blacktain America and they will be pissed if anyone in it is diversity casting
I think this speaks to a more general point:
People really just wanna see cool shit a lot of the time.

Dragon Ball, for all it's faults, was really fucking cool. The kind of person who really loves Goku or Vegeta is most likely not the kind to care whether they're Black or Hispanic or Indian or White. They're more likely to see the destruction of Planet Vegeta and Namek as the deranged actions of a fictional maniac rather than some allegory for the Holocaust or Slavery or whatever the Disney equivalent would try to spin it as.
People really don't care about this socal commentary stuff as much as these nepobaby writers think they do.

Hell, even for the intentional allegories like X-Men (Civil right Movement) or Superman (Golem), the vast majority of fans really just love telepaths, eye lasers, and the concept of a god amongst men being more human than the men he protects. Once you actually start trying to virtue signal you lose everyone's interest.
 
People really just wanna see cool shit a lot of the time
I think you're 100% right. In all honesty even with all the virtue signaling bullshit, I'd personally be a lot more forgiving of all of this shit if there was at least cool shit too. the biggest problem is there isn't! like I thought Dr Strange 2 sucked cock, however there was a few cool moments and it elevated the movie over something like Thor 4 while besides the fact it was just way worse in general, there wasn't even any cool action shit in the movie. If the Marvels had a super badass ending sequence or something even though I didn't care about the characters and the rest of the movie was cringe as fuck, I'd probably walk out having enjoyed myself somewhat because I got to see some cool superhero shit even if I did have to sit through garbage for most of it. I thought Spider-Man No Way Home was one of the worst written movies I've ever seen, but it had cool shit. I liked it a lot. A majority of the audience they're alienating could easily be won over even with their faggotry with a bit of inventive and interesting action and superheroics.
 
If they want a black audience they should make a new dragon ball movie and just basically follow the comic and hire some Hong Kong guy to choreograph it. I guarantee you more black dudes will be in line to see the goku vs red ribbon army movie than showed up for either black panther movies or will for Blacktain America and they will be pissed if anyone in it is diversity casting
Listen man, I ain't no nigger

But kid Goku vs the Red Ribbon army is probably the hypest I ever was about anything as a child.

Shit was CASH
 
for turkey day hype I've got a ton of random shit on loop including a mess of Macy's parades
the Marvel float in 88 had Spidey, Iron Man, Cap, Hulk, Silver Surfer, DOCTOR DOOM, Wolvie, Dr Strange, Daredevil, and Emma Frost


Emma Frost seems sorta odd man out, no gender pun intended

I wonder if she was a budget choice, or was she really big shit in 1988 and I just don't know because fuck muties
 
for turkey day hype I've got a ton of random shit on loop including a mess of Macy's parades
the Marvel float in 88 had Spidey, Iron Man, Cap, Hulk, Silver Surfer, DOCTOR DOOM, Wolvie, Dr Strange, Daredevil, and Emma Frost

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFIpusC7iPg:4999
Emma Frost seems sorta odd man out, no gender pun intended

I wonder if she was a budget choice, or was she really big shit in 1988 and I just don't know because fuck muties
She's sexy and perfectly coomable.
 
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