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Man I bet Charlie from Channel Awesome must be creaming his pants because of Mister Fantastic being in the movie. Like even when I used to watch him and have hope for the Arrowverse he would make like a dozen "Dwight from the office with a Fantastic Four logo" clickbait vids
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I have seen this image being passed around for four fucking years
 
Phimosis Jonisis said:
Man I bet Charlie from Channel Awesome must be creaming his pants because of Mister Fantastic being in the movie. Like even when I used to watch him and have hope for the Arrowverse he would make like a dozen "Dwight from the office with a Fantastic Four logo" clickbait vids
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I have seen this image being passed around for four fucking years
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I'm pretty sure it's from the Baykino he worked, with the suit edited in.
 
Salubrious said:
Was it ever established that Wanda couldn't have children the old fashioned way? Seems like that would have at least been an easy joke to do or something.

I noticed that even alternate dimension Wanda had no (living) husband.
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I notice that too. It makes me wonder who the father of those kids are? Because I kind of doubt it's vision in that universe.
 
Oats12345 said:
I notice that too. It makes me wonder who the father of those kids are? Because I kind of doubt it's vision in that universe.
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Quicksilver, clearly. MCU is based on the Ultimate universe after all.

Which I know people have already brought it all up but... she didn't mourn her brother like this. Then she loses her accent between movies. Then we're supposed to forget her powers were created using an Infinity Stone and she's not actually a magic user? For a villain whose backstory is explained in a TV series they're still asking us to take a lot on faith. They could've at least given Elizabeth Olsen a spandex costume like the comics. Let that figure show, Marvel! It's the best thing about Scarlet Witch!
 
Iron Hamster said:
Looks like his head and part of the suit edited on Chris Evans body as Capt America. The straps look like America's shield straps.
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I think you're more on the money. My memory is warped and I thought the straps were gun holsters
 
Mega Man 2 Intro - NES said:
Quicksilver, clearly. MCU is based on the Ultimate universe after all.

Which I know people have already brought it all up but... she didn't mourn her brother like this. Then she loses her accent between movies. Then we're supposed to forget her powers were created using an Infinity Stone and she's not actually a magic user? For a villain whose backstory is explained in a TV series they're still asking us to take a lot on faith. They could've at least given Elizabeth Olsen a spandex costume like the comics. Let that figure show, Marvel! It's the best thing about Scarlet Witch!
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I thought she was hot as a villain in the movie. Maybe that's just my taste.
 
I'm not big on Marvel but I understood the movie just fine with out having seen Wandavision. Went to see this because I enjoyed the first Dr. Strange film as it had quite a different feel to the other films plus it was so visually appealing and interesting.

Was pretty disappointed by this, there were some great looking shots but there was also some god awful effects too. (Zombie Strange and the bad CG on Wong getting spat out onto the pavement in the first fight to name a few).

Also what the fuck, that third eye reminded me of annoying orange, that shit looks awful LOL.
 
Phimosis Jonisis said:
I thought it was an edited picture from the Tom Clancy show he was on?
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Iron Hamster said:
Looks like his head and part of the suit edited on Chris Evans body as Capt America. The straps look like America's shield straps.
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Phimosis Jonisis said:
I think you're more on the money. My memory is warped and I thought the straps were gun holsters
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Just checked it's a topless John from a Baykino called 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi. In fact, it's the first thing if you search "John Krasinski 13 hours" on google.
 
KillThemCrackasBabies said:
It's not actually needed. Wandavision is probably the only thin truly "necessary" to understand where her kids came from and how her power level jumped so high all of a sudden, but What If just explains what Evil Doctor Strange was off doing and where Captain Carter came from.
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The thing that was necessary about Wandavision was seeing the pretty Olsen Sister in a variety of cute outfits.
>Durr GTFO Coomer
No. Redheads are my biggest weakness and that's what made me watch it every week.

But seriously the biggest problem with Wandavision was they were trying to parody/homage classic sitcoms and it was painful to listen to the dialog because the writers of Wandavision couldn't write in the vein of The Dick Van Dyke Show to save their lives. It's tragic but in a generation we went from John Whedon to Joss Whedon and the art of good comedy dialog has never been the same.
 
I know PG-13 is a joke, but from what people describe here about the film, it seems that nowadays portraying any kind of Mortal Kombat fatality is okay as long as there is no visible drop of blood or a nipple.
 
Cardenio said:
The thing that was necessary about Wandavision was seeing the pretty Olsen Sister in a variety of cute outfits.
>Durr GTFO Coomer
No. Redheads are my biggest weakness and that's what made me watch it every week.

But seriously the biggest problem with Wandavision was they were trying to parody/homage classic sitcoms and it was painful to listen to the dialog because the writers of Wandavision couldn't write in the vein of The Dick Van Dyke Show to save their lives. It's tragic but in a generation we went from John Whedon to Joss Whedon and the art of good comedy dialog has never been the same.
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>Redheads are my biggest weakness

I feel your pain.
 
This movie was originally going to be "cosmic horror lite," because it's comic Strange's job to fight the most powerful threats to reality, which is why he doesn't fix everyone else's problems with a snap of his fingers. Aren't you so glad that you Girlboss Antichrist Witch and Planeswalker Chavez instead?

Comic Wanda only had her reality rewriting powers because she was a pawn of Chthon, one of those cosmic horrors. To add insult to injury, the calamari at the beginning looks exactly like Shuma-Gorath, Marvel's equivalent of Yog-Sothoth. Shuma-Goroth makes Galactus look like Little Miss Daisy Sunshine.
Oats12345 said:
I thought she was hot as a villain in the movie. Maybe that's just my taste.
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Wanda used to be the hottest character in the Em Schmee U, but not in this. I just hated her for how evil and annoying she became. I hope the Scarlet Witch is actually dead and being eternally tormented in Hell with her children's horrified reactions to her.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
I know PG-13 is a joke, but from what people describe here about the film, it seems that nowadays portraying any kind of Mortal Kombat fatality is okay as long as there is no visible drop of blood or a nipple.
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iirc that was what Lord of the Rings commentary said, basically any stabbings and stuff but red blood will push you to R very very quickly
 
Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
>Redheads are my biggest weakness

I feel your pain.
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Same but with the caveat of matching natural color on top, bottom front and rear. Although for crazy AF tard raging MILF mutant redheads I stick with Goblin Queen. Plus Goblin Queen losing her shit and tarding over family matters was her shtick decades before Scarlet Witch took it.
 

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