Malfoid

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Ok, now if we had Tom Clancy writing a Harry Potter novel, I would have read the books.
It'd get a bit weird when some of the characters get pregnant though. Dude clearly has a pregnancy fetish.

Also, you can try to defend Vernon but it doesn't really work. The cupboard when they already have a second room that could be converted into a bedroom for Harry kind of is a bit too hard to justify.
 
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Anime is just a medium. You can do anything you want with it. Just because autistic japs and shut in loser troons use it the most does not mean other people cannot.
He has a point though. Anime is the dark arts magic of entertainment. It brings an obsessive fan base in and boosts numbers but it also can drive people away tand can turn into a stain that won't wash off.

Recently I had a discussion with an LA Dodgers fan and the subject about how they won two of the World Series in a row (not counting the short one in 2020) and I said 'yeah it's super funny how the only time they can pull it off is the only two years where they had anime Vtubers sing the 7th inning stretch'. I would have explained the concept of dark anime magic further but I dropped it because I almost got punched in the head.

Voldemort melting over this concept makes too much sense.
 
I have an honest question tho what would be malfoids Animagus form?
It's not aesthetic like a ferret or a peacock, but i think a Komodo dragon would be sick.

Like being reptilian but not full on snake, referencing her leaning toward slytherin without being fully commited to it, and it being a quadriped like a lion, referencing her more subtle emotional connection to Harry
 
I’ve seen people argue the ferret because of the Mad-Eye Moody scene, and a peacock became that’s been the “official” Patronus for Malfoid.
Peacock or a Ferret. Peacock cus her father owns some and her patronus would be that, Ferret because it's funny
ill be honest that was me being a furry and just curious but her being a ferret would honestly be adorable and actually a pretty high value animal, because of her size and ability to sneak around. Yea seeing a ferret just moving around would be a giant tell, but within the same vein she could sneak under doors and other hard to reach areas. as the ultimate spy.

It's not aesthetic like a ferret or a peacock, but i think a Komodo dragon would be sick.

Like being reptilian but not full on snake, referencing her leaning toward slytherin without being fully commited to it, and it being a quadriped like a lion, referencing her more subtle emotional connection to Harry

I did a bit more research "i asked claude"

and it came up with this as a 3rd option:


The White Snake (Leucistic King Cobra / Adder) 🐍

Because Malfoid embodies the ultimate "Slytherin Princess" archetype, a sleek, pale white snake is highly popular in fan fiction. It matches her signature platinum-blonde hair and cold, calculating tsundere personality. It also serves as a perfect narrative foil to Harry's ability to speak Parseltongue—allowing Harry to understand her secret thoughts when she is in animal form, completely bypassing her haughty human facade.
 
I have an honest question tho what would be malfoids Animagus form?
Ecletus Parrot, since It's one of the few bird species that actually has colorful plumages for its females. Also, because parrots are known to be clever little wise asses and moody little shits. An ermine would also work, though it'd be a bit on the nose

Her patronus would obviously be a deer due to crushing on Harry. Sort of like how Snape's patronus became a doe in honor of Lily.
 
I am having fun, I promise, and I like Milfoid, I just don’t understand why the troons objected to this in the first place, isn’t this is literally their entire thing?
It’s a mixture of their hatred of J. K. Rowling, their anger at a popular gay ship being “twisted by the chuds”, jealously of people being able to enjoy a thing they’re not allowed to because “trans genocide”, and self-reporting with claims of misogyny/pedophilia.
 
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