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"right wingers are ruining Fandom"
But I thought Rowling was persona-non-grata, a literal Nazi chudlet that wants to genocide all troons and fags, and that leftists had canceled her, walked away from Harry Potter and demand her execution?

Liberals are discovering that the reaping is never as fun as the sowing, though I doubt they have the capacity for empathy to realize how unpleasant having a fandom of your own colonized by an opposing group, leading to some self-reflection.
 
New Yunayu drawing.
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Neither were the girls in the movie. Everybody cried and made different friends and chilled out at the end lol.
A tsundere is just a mean girl that eventually chills out. It's not a Japanese concept, it's just one that they tend to favor often. Have you ever read Pride and Predjudice?
Tsundere isn't even that much of a bitch, usually her angry attitude is solely at the MC and she acts perfectly natural for everyone else.

I want to say the trope is more recent due to women having independence, but it definitely have been written in the past in cases of aristocratic women and commoner men that could have had that disdain/love duality.
 
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Also, re: 'Lady Hellfire' McGonagall, poking around the HP Wiki some more has informed me that Rowling actually elaborated on her early & love life outside of the books. Turns out she had two great loves in her life - first with a Muggle Scot named Dougal McGregor when she was 18, but she ended up rejecting him out of fear for her career prospects at the Ministry of Magic & repeating her witch mother's difficult experiences with her own Muggle father, a decision which she's all but said to have regretted for the rest of her life (especially when McGregor, the woman he did marry and their kids got murdered by Death Eaters for fun later; McGonagall is left thinking she could've saved him if only she hadn't put her ambition & worries over their love). Second time was with her boss at the Ministry, Elphinstone Urquhart, in the '80s; however he died in an accident involving the Venomous Tentacula plant after only 3 years.

How this might serve her characterization either in wartime or what she might think of Harry x Malfoid I leave to your imagination. No wonder I didn't remember any of this from the books (where hardly anything is ever said of McGonagall's personal life or history), Rowling only ever gave her backstory outside of their pages.
 
So, one of the most popular fanfics on AO3 about this phenomenon appears to be Harry Potter and the Girl Who Noticed Him. The author is moving at a breakneck pace and seems to have captured JK Rowling's voice pretty well. A scan of his Xitter (foreshadowing is a literary device) indicates that he is most likely a Brit on the cusp of zoomer/millennial so likely grew up with Joanne's stuff. Anyway, that's a lot of comments.

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I gave the fic a read, it's solid. There have been a few references to Hellfire McGonagall that reference Kosovo and other stuff of that ilk that tickle me as an autist. But more importantly in the first book he didn't shy away from making references to less-modern-day-appropriate language making it feel more befitting of the 90s, use of words like 'retard' and 'pikey' in the context of Dudley bullying Harry and the gentleman who sold Hagrid the dragon egg, respectively. But there was one line in particular in book two that caught my eye, a blatant Ngubu reference:
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He also recently started a Patreon that links to that Xitter. Now that's well and good, I am not giving a man money to write fanfic, but spurred on by some interesting comments, I checked out his posts.
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From what I can tell, the third or fourth most popular Malfoid fanfic on AO3, the most actively updated one, is written by a white nationalist who posts regularly about feeling the hand of God while he writes it. It's a solid read, well done, schizo chud writer who almost certainly lurks the Farms.
God i love AI. Instead of searching for audiobooks you can just make your own in minutes. Makes is so much easier to find books to listen to as I work.

Yall spergs make me proud. My mirth is immeasurable, and my day has been saved.
 
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Also, re: 'Lady Hellfire' McGonagall, poking around the HP Wiki some more has informed me that Rowling actually elaborated on her early & love life outside of the books. Turns out she had two great loves in her life - first with a Muggle Scot named Dougal McGregor when she was 18, but she ended up rejecting him out of fear for her career prospects at the Ministry of Magic & repeating her witch mother's difficult experiences with her own Muggle father, a decision which she's all but said to have regretted for the rest of her life (especially when McGregor, the woman he did marry and their kids got murdered by Death Eaters for fun later; McGonagall is left thinking she could've saved him if only she hadn't put her ambition & worries over their love). Second time was with her boss at the Ministry, Elphinstone Urquhart, in the '80s; however he died in an accident involving the Venomous Tentacula plant after only 3 years.

How this might serve her characterization either in wartime or what she might think of Harry x Malfoid I leave to your imagination. No wonder I didn't remember any of this from the books (where hardly anything is ever said of McGonagall's personal life or history), Rowling only ever gave her backstory outside of their pages.
The "hellfire" stuff is fun because it explores how the muggle governments are aware of the wizards to a certain extent but play along with the charade separating the two societies. Which is Canon in the books as the Minister of Magic spills all the beans to the British Prime Minister on his first day in the office.

There is quite a bit to explore there, but obviously Rowling wasnt really interested in it. She was not writing a Tom Clancy novel. Now, if she let other writers play in sand box, as Lucas did with Star Wars...well, that could be interesting.

Give me a CIA mission where a squad of muggle delta operators have to chase down a dark wizard who has kidnapped the Presidents daughter or something. Inject that shit into my veins.
 
So the basic concept is that, if Draco Malfoy were a girl, 1) her obsessive hatred of Harry Potter would seem like incipient romantic interest, and 2) she would be appealingly cute/hot. That's the essence of the idea, isn't it? Or am I missing something?
 
So the basic concept is that, if Draco Malfoy were a girl, 1) her obsessive hatred of Harry Potter would seem like incipient romantic interest, and 2) she would be appealingly cute/hot. That's the essence of the idea, isn't it? Or am I missing something?
It also opens the story up to make her redemption a bit more believable. The problem with male Draco's redemption is the fact that because of his status as Harry's main enemy/rival at the school, his redemption in the books didn't feel all that great. He came to regret his choice to serve Voldemort after seeing how terrible he is but that doesn't really mean he changed at all. Male Draco, again because of the way they are written in the books, doesn't allow for that "Rivals to Friends" arc that Malfoid allows.

When Draco introduces himself to Harry in the first book he's not doing it to try and be friends; he's doing it to gain influence in his house for being friends with THE Harry Potter. Even if he hates him for killing Voldemort. The majority of the wizarding world, including members of his house, look up to Harry when he first joins the wizarding world. So having Female Malfoid be one of those fans, albiet in secret kind of just makes the story more interesting, I guess.
 
The problem with male Draco's redemption
Did Draco really redeem himself? As I recall, he's squeamish about participating fully in Voldemort's mass murder plans, but he also doesn't really turn against Voldemort or do anything particularly heroic. Or is there something I'm forgetting?
 
Did Draco really redeem himself? As I recall, he's squeamish about participating fully in Voldemort's mass murder plans, but he also doesn't really turn against Voldemort or do anything particularly heroic. Or is there something I'm forgetting?
That's a big part of why it's an unsatisfying character arc. The epilogue depicts them as having reached a mutual respect, but it doesn't feel earned.
 
Did Draco really redeem himself? As I recall, he's squeamish about participating fully in Voldemort's mass murder plans, but he also doesn't really turn against Voldemort or do anything particularly heroic. Or is there something I'm forgetting?
I think it's more he was fully into it until Voldemort's actions (Voldemort constantly humiliating his family for his father's failure in book 5, being forced to kill Dumbledore on pain of death) started affecting him. Like, if you read Book 5 when Lucius was still one of Voldemort's favored Death Eaters, he was very much all in on team Voldemort. Once Lucius fails to get the prophecy and is thrown in Azkaban he loses favor with Voldemort and his family pays that price, which is why Draco starts to be squeamish, like VF said, it's a jumbled unsatisfying arc.
 
That's a big part of why it's an unsatisfying character arc. The epilogue depicts them as having reached a mutual respect, but it doesn't feel earned.
America once again swooping in to salvage the UK's mistakes after an East Asian country launched a surprise first strike on Pearl Harbor Twitter's retarded cousin.
 
Ok, now if we had Tom Clancy writing a Harry Potter novel, I would have read the books.
There is alot to do in that thread. Such as someone pointed out, what if a bad wizard put the imperius curse on President Trump or Xi Jinping? That is the setting for a real spy thriller where the central hook is a wizard that wants the USA and China to nuke each other and its a race against the clock to stop it from happening. Basically the plot of "Clear and Present Danger" but with magic.

There is alot competent authors in different genres could do using the basic fundamental rules of the Wizarding world. But JK would have to let other people play with her toys.
 
Did Draco really redeem himself? As I recall, he's squeamish about participating fully in Voldemort's mass murder plans, but he also doesn't really turn against Voldemort or do anything particularly heroic. Or is there something I'm forgetting?
No you're right, Draco (and the Malfoys in general) are on Voldemort's side until about 5 minutes before he loses the final battle to Harry; Draco & his friends also try to stop Harry at an earlier stage of the battle for Hogwarts, that's how one of said friends accidentally kills himself while trying to kill the main trio. They also mostly defect for the purpose of self-preservation, not any epiphany about how they might've been wrong to become Death Eaters: he's already threatened to kill family patriarch Lucius if Draco fucks up killing Dumbledore, a task which he thinks Draco will 100% fail at anyway, and Narcissa betrays him only because Harry told her Draco was still alive. And after the battle they're kinda just left awkwardly sitting around in the ruined Great Hall before the cut to the epilogue (IIRC in the movies they get to walk away from Hogwarts and nobody stops or even talks to them).

In said epilogue Draco is shown to have more or less chilled out towards Harry & friends after 19 years, but of course we don't see how they reconciled because the developments of the next 19 years are entirely offscreen. It's why one of the story-based arguments for Malfoid is that making Draco a chick who secretly crushes on Harry actually gives her a stronger, more satisfying character arc & motives to turn against Voldemort, what actually happens in the books is pretty lackluster by comparison & it'd even reinforce one of Rowling's intended central themes (love being an all-conquering force critical to Harry vs. Voldemort - now Harry will have been protected by his mother's love in their first 'confrontation', carried by his friends' platonic love for most of the books, and finally his & Malfoid's love redeems the latter and helps seal Voldemort's defeat).

As opposed to Draco's role in Voldemort's downfall canonically, which basically comes down to him accidentally engineering a magical technicality around the Elder Wand that nobody could've realistically known about at the time (including Harry himself, he only figures it out literally seconds before he & Voldemort throw down for the final time).
 
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