Malfoid

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What we're really missing is a fully funded, official, John Williams-scored "My Immortal" adaptation. I can just imagine sitting in the darkened theatre and hearing the Harry Potter theme music swell and subside, and then the voiceover narration begins: "Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and I have long ebony black hair -- that's how I got my name." Fade in on our protagonist lying asleep in her hot-pink coffin as the voiceover narration continues. "I have icy blue eyes like limpid tears, and a lot of people say I look like Amy Lee..."
 
Chuckwagon said:
In said epilogue Draco is shown to have more or less chilled out towards Harry & friends after 19 years, but of course we don't see how they reconciled because the developments of the next 19 years are entirely offscreen. It's why one of the story-based arguments for Malfoid is that making Draco a chick who secretly crushes on Harry actually gives her a stronger, more satisfying character arc & motives to turn against Voldemort, what actually happens in the books is pretty lackluster by comparison & it'd even reinforce one of Rowling's intended central themes (love being an all-conquering force critical to Harry vs. Voldemort - now Harry will have been protected by his mother's love in their first 'confrontation', carried by his friends' platonic love for most of the books, and finally his & Malfoid's love redeems the latter and helps seal Voldemort's defeat).
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It's also why I like one of the images I posted earlier in the thread
Professor Donger said:
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Where Malfoy says "If I don't kill you he'll Kill him" this is a girl who's afraid to lose the boy/man she loves and is willing to sell her soul to save him. It's fantastic.
 
Apocryphal Seeker said:
Can't believe the Malfoid community hasn't wildly discovered this deleted scene from DH part 2 and made a slop supposal version of it yet. A dumb scene that wasn't needed and rightfully deleted. I guess they filmed just in case the audience was too stupid to understand the Elder Wand chain of ownership.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1p2Iu8LUX1Y
If any one here knows someone who knows someone, tell them they probably want to get on that. I think it fits with whatever they have going on.
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Now I am imagining how Malfoid would react to seeing THE Harry Potter being treated like a Dhimmi slave by the family the British child protective services foisted him on. She might still be at the point where she still despises him, but... A wizard being treated like that? By Muggles?
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It's from that discovered Korean 110 chapter fanfic, when she is older sister to Draco. It's smut by foid though.
There were also comics made for this scene, but I can't find them for now.
But she's planning muggle retaliation war over this.
 
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Professor Donger said:
Where Malfoy says "If I don't kill you he'll Kill him" this is a girl who's afraid to lose the boy/man she loves and is willing to sell her soul to save him. It's fantastic.
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It also makes the elder wands betrayal of Voldemort more direct. It seems perfectly happy in the lead up to the final confrontation to do whatever Voldemort wants it too do. Why is Harry different from every other person Voldemort had blasted? The only reason for it to not work is if it were turned on its true master, or mistress in this case.
 
Professor Donger said:
He's just taking a break from mowing some upstanding white dude's lawn, give him a break.
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It's one thing to have no interest in Japanese or Britoid things but people from the armpit of the planet have no place to speak from in any case, except maybe in regards to the ass-crack of the planet that is the ME across through India and Africa.
 
You know, this Malfoid stuff is cool and all but the one character I think who deserves a reinterpretation from their perspective is Uncle Vernon.

The books present him as an unreasonable prick but, now I'm an adult, I see he dealt with a lot of bullshit.

>Be a normal family man who marries the woman he loves and wants to start a family
>Whoops, your sister in law is a literal witch and you can't tell anyone now
>Sister in law gets murdered and her kid is left at your fucking doorstop in the middle of the night
>Turns out the guy who murdered her is a super wizard, so you just have to deal with this living breathing bill the rest of your life because of some magic mumbo jumbo
>Quite reasonably, you decide this magic shit is bad and want the kid to have a normal life but he keeps doing magic shit
>You dare have the idea that because you raised and looked after him all of his life you might be able to decide what secondary school he goes to
>Get gangstalked through the post and have a giant break into your house, insult your wife, insist on taking this child away to a place you can't ever see or go to for the next 7 years
>Giant inflicts grievous bodily harm on your actual child, requiring expensive private surgery and you're pretty sure he calls you a racial slur as well
>Kid comes back with an owl and attitude problem, smashes a giant cake on your business client and blames an imaginary elf
>Bunch of gingers overrules your authority as a parent and smash up your house
>Kid comes back even worse and blows up your sister
>Gingers come back, blow up your living room and inflict another traumatising injury on your son
>Kid comes back even worse, screaming in his sleep about murder, gives your son PTSD but blames 'dementoids' or some shit
>Learn the super wizard from before is back and now looking to kill people again
>Forced to flee respectable suburban home because of this, right before the sup-prime mortgage crisis.

Uncle Vernon got his shit fucked up by wizards on his block. Justice for Uncle Vernon.
 
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