Malfoid

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It's been refreshing to see a meme that feels like it came out a pre-covid Internet. Maybe it's because it's troon proof idk.

This Malfoid has probably been posted already, if so, here she is again.
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Indeed. However, Bowsette happened before AI art got to this point, right? That was all people making their own stuff and what resulted was mostly spank material.

Amelia is very similar though. I don't know if British women have been getting the message, but apparently this type is in demand.
Amelia was actually by a English council, supposed to be the bad anti-eternal immigration woman everyone hates and should stay away from.

Naturally, the exact opposite happened.
 
Can someone explain the houses of Hogwarts? Gryffindor are the boring rule followers and hall monitors. Slytherin is the evil one, which makes no sense. Why do you have a house for the evil kids and not give them Canadian healthcare? Hufflepuff sounds like a bunch of faggots and trannies. Ravenclaw sounds cool from the name. Let me guess, Rowling didn't flesh out any houses besides the main two because she's a hack writer.
 
Can someone explain the houses of Hogwarts? Gryffindor are the boring rule followers and hall monitors. Slytherin is the evil one, which makes no sense. Why do you have a house for the evil kids and not give them Canadian healthcare? Hufflepuff sounds like a bunch of faggots and trannies. Ravenclaw sounds cool from the name. Let me guess, Rowling didn't flesh out any houses besides the main two because she's a hack writer.
That's how it genuinely appears sometimes across the fandom but Rowling actually laid some decent bones even if she never did anything cool with 80% of it. Gryffindor are supposed to be virtuous moralfags, with a strong sense of right and wrong and a willingness to confront any consequence in pursuing that, they have strong tendencies to do brave shit for the fuck of it and sometimes flaunt the rules if it means following moral instincts. Slytherin aren't so much simply evil even if Rowling ended up playing it that way, it's more accurately associated with cunning, ambition, and suspicion/skepticism, these are the smooth operators who play their cards to get what they want and not get got, as well as a side of cheat-to-win at their extremes. Hufflepuff are the homebodies, they're depicted as being generally good natured and fun-loving with a strong preference for creature comforts and keeping things chill, and at their extremes they've got a strong tendency towards keeping the peace and guarding the hearth. Ravenclaw are the autist house, focused on knowledge for the sake of it, and are the other lawful-aligned house that follows the rules out of respect for the principles behind larger academic and social institutions.
 
Can someone explain the houses of Hogwarts? Gryffindor are the boring rule followers and hall monitors. Slytherin is the evil one, which makes no sense. Why do you have a house for the evil kids and not give them Canadian healthcare? Hufflepuff sounds like a bunch of faggots and trannies. Ravenclaw sounds cool from the name. Let me guess, Rowling didn't flesh out any houses besides the main two because she's a hack writer.
Slytherins are cool and awesome.
Gryffindors are annoying and stupid.
Hufflepuffs are fun to bully.
Ravenclaws are nerds.
 
Can someone explain the houses of Hogwarts? Gryffindor are the boring rule followers and hall monitors. Slytherin is the evil one, which makes no sense. Why do you have a house for the evil kids and not give them Canadian healthcare? Hufflepuff sounds like a bunch of faggots and trannies. Ravenclaw sounds cool from the name. Let me guess, Rowling didn't flesh out any houses besides the main two because she's a hack writer.
It is very barebones.

Later in the books she adds some nuance with making more Gryffindors boorish Jocks and more Slytherins lovable schemers.
Ravenclaws are nerds and autists, that's about as deep as they go, ofc the only asian chick in the school is a Ravenclaw.
Hufflepuffs are losers, talentless hard workers, and potheads, which is why they are all into herbology.
 
Can someone explain the houses of Hogwarts? Gryffindor are the boring rule followers and hall monitors. Slytherin is the evil one, which makes no sense. Why do you have a house for the evil kids and not give them Canadian healthcare? Hufflepuff sounds like a bunch of faggots and trannies. Ravenclaw sounds cool from the name. Let me guess, Rowling didn't flesh out any houses besides the main two because she's a hack writer.
One of the worst inconsistencies, in my hack writer opinion, is that in order to create a complete main cast, the characters aren't sorted into their proper houses. But the story still works with the cast sorted separately.

Harry should be Slytherin. Despite what he wants, it would be another layer of development for him to navigate a bunch of aristocracy that he resents. Hermione should be Ravenclaw. Then her annoying know-it-all-ness is prolonged appropriately, and she has to properly deal with the actual airheads in that house. Ron, as the only actual Gryffindor, would have to cross house lines to make friends. Neville is a straight-up Hufflepuff, end of story.
 
One of the worst inconsistencies, in my hack writer opinion, is that in order to create a complete main cast, the characters aren't sorted into their proper houses. But the story still works with the cast sorted separately.

Harry should be Slytherin. Despite what he wants, it would be another layer of development for him to navigate a bunch of aristocracy that he resents. Hermione should be Ravenclaw. Then her annoying know-it-all-ness is prolonged appropriately, and she has to properly deal with the actual airheads in that house. Ron, as the only actual Gryffindor, would have to cross house lines to make friends. Neville is a straight-up Hufflepuff, end of story.
The only reason that Harry dislikes the wizard aristocracy is that Malfoy was kind of a prick and rubbed him the wrong way.
Slytherins should also not be the bully-house, Gryffindor, the brave jocks should be. Slytherins should be schmoozers, schemers and tryhards.
Just putting the aristocracy and wizard-supremacists into one house was a stupid decision.
 
One of the worst inconsistencies, in my hack writer opinion, is that in order to create a complete main cast, the characters aren't sorted into their proper houses. But the story still works with the cast sorted separately.

Harry should be Slytherin. Despite what he wants, it would be another layer of development for him to navigate a bunch of aristocracy that he resents. Hermione should be Ravenclaw. Then her annoying know-it-all-ness is prolonged appropriately, and she has to properly deal with the actual airheads in that house. Ron, as the only actual Gryffindor, would have to cross house lines to make friends. Neville is a straight-up Hufflepuff, end of story.
Part of the appeal of Harry Potter is that its a power fantasy where a guy from a broken abused home becomes a badass jock.

I think that actually is a key reason to why it became a worldwide phenomena. This is one of the things you **cannot** change about the story without it becoming something else completely.
 
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