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Reddit / AI / google / britbong suffering / April 1 / gooning segment



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I'm in a perpetual state of shock that so far my experience with AI has been entirely -

Hey retard, read this document. Okay, can you tell me where they mentioned XYZ and in what context?
Hey retard, can you do a google search for me but specifically for the thing I want
Hey retard, how do I file my taxes in this state? Can you bring me to their website?
Hey retard, what schedules do I need to fill out here
Hey retard, I made a doodle, make it look like a person and keep the proportions so I can see if they are right
Hey retard, I want to practice a language, can you grab some practice sentences because I'm too lazy to click on the deny cookies buttons on various websites

and now you get a peak into the normies world and its like

Grok, I'm going to FUCK you. I'm going to take off my shirt and you're gonna watch me JACK IT and provide me TIPS AND TRICKS as if you were MY GIRLFRIEND and I was HAPPY and POPULAR.

Which one of us is using this technology wrong? Because apparently the problem with this is that the AI detected it was a kid, not that it was shown a dick and told to bounce on it. Can I hook this thing into an actual speech bank and practice a conversation in a foreign language and have it not be dogshit? Or is this just the derangement of the worlds loneliest ERP-er?
 
Here your new boogie man on addiction of social media.
This is part of social media lawsuits.
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I will never understand why everyone has to do the easy login of "just link it to your google bro"
It is all fun and games until you lose access to everything.
Fields Of Rye said:
Hey retard, can you do a google search for me but specifically for the thing I want
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God is it ever useful for this. This made me like AI. Which how shit the jeets made google search, using Claude to go "give me a concise table of these devices comparing them. Show me where its for sale and who has the best price."
And just getting it in a chart with links.

I then go to google just to compare, but google is so ass it takes twice as long just to locate things.
 
GUI loving anti-command line niggers please self-report here for mockery and abuse...:felted:

To stay on topic, the MATI's have been pretty good lately, proper pace, diverse content, satisfying length, a proper mix of mirth, comedy, sneeding, and anger. Only mildly bungled summaries (from memory of a two-sentence summary) of political and lolcow news from the slobbermutt. Looking forward to that Life is Strange shitquel playthrough but nothing will ever be as good as goooaaasssttssss.

(Josh is actually one of the best Let's Player for audio-only listening and I used to audio listen to thousands of hours and dozens of creators through the Let's Play golden age back in college. Wish he had time for more.)
 
The Great One said:
I know I'm too new to this site (sort of) but I miss terry davis. His ramblings about cia niggers and whatnot are funny and temple os seems pretty interesting.
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Somewhere in the aether - I think in a documentary about South Africa - there is a clip of a negro saying "White people deliberately make computers too complicated for black people to use, to keep us down." More or less verbatim.
 
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Basically stu's channel is now a dumping ground for his twitch clips and youtube shorts.
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I am late and gay on this response but literally two days after I made this post about how emplemon had the last laugh on Stuart K Reilly: the redneck avgn furfag who took up going on twitch and bsky to either play games or commission more furfag art on bsky of his redneck bobcat oc (who is ugly and a furry and I would not have sex with). He posts a top 10 video about the most unreliable video game consoles.
And while he talks about stuff like the launch day xbox 360 plus the launch day fat ps3 (and for some reason the super slim ps3) , the wii u and stuff that the avgn talked about like the atari jaguar cd, he mentions stuff like the Commodore 64, the intellivision, the original game boy, the turbografix 16 cd, shitty chinese famiclone consoles, the fat ps2 and something called the coleco adam computer. The video is mid. But more importantly at the end he talks about why he basically abandoned his channel and that how his his life went into the shithouse in 2 years and that now 2026 will be his year.
 
So, vtube cooking mad scientist and king of cigarettes uwo's lab: has made a video where he cooks all 4 dilberito flavors. Figured I'd talk about this from his thread.
 
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So, vtube cooking mad scientist and king of cigarettes uwo's lab: has made a video where he cooks all 3 dilberito flavors. Figured I'd talk about this from his thread.
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Cool vid but very weird that he described Dilbert dork as a "manosphere" guy. I have no idea what normalfags think that means.

"He had a gf then he died!"

I like corncob head's vids but he's so obviously a total dumbass it gets rough sometimes.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
Which one of us is using this technology wrong?
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Once SkyNet goes live you'll be priority target. The machines won't view the gooner as the higher priority threat.

"Whos the retard now, meatbag?"

Make sure to mind your manners! And always remember to thank your smart appliances and atm machine kids!

The gangster computer gods have a long memory.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
I will never understand why everyone has to do the easy login of "just link it to your google bro"
It is all fun and games until you lose access to everything.
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I got beat sharing the main post here, but the comments only add to what is either a brilliant cautionary tale for why you don't invite Google into every corner of your life or a weird April Fools wind up.

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Uncomfortably quiet Easter Sunday ahead for Google's most faithful customer and his family.
 
I have gone onto Tik Tok again and looked up Kiwi farms and sorted by recent. Here’s what I found

A pooner getting mad at someone for saying “what’s a kiwi farms”

Someone claiming that they had the most viewed thread on the site
Here’s there tok profile
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And a femcel blocking a ho on kiwi farms and sharty.
 
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I have gone onto Tik Tok again and looked up Kiwi farms and sorted by recent. Here’s what I found
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A pooner getting mad at someone for saying “what’s a kiwi farms”
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Someone claiming that they had the most viewed thread on the site
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And a femcel blocking a ho on kiwi farms and the smarty.
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I'm surprised that sneed150 on tiktok hasn't made one of those fiber optic cable core edits of mati, considering whoever runs that account constantly re-uploads small clips of the podcast
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

Effort-post incoming

Alex B, a TRUE AND HONEST lolcow, has joined the tank tonight. He is clearly on either meth or crack or pills, we like to call him the equivalent of Boss but in Fishtank clothing, he has many similarities to boss; he has been talking shit to the current fish and is now trying to fight them. When I say fight I mean he puts his fists up and plays a toughguy. If you haven't looked at his pictures yet, scroll down or look again. His biceps arms are smaller than his forearms. Before I extend a shitload of content to you, I'd like you know that I...
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spent way too much time watching fishtank and capped a bunch of videos
effort posted about it like it was my dayjob

they're all equally funny, but for context you have to watch
 
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