@Null's predictions for 2026
Null will finally become a normal weight and be a skinny queen forever.
2026 will be a fast year and there's going to be spooky moments.
USIPS will continue to grow in 2026.
Chantal will move away from Canada (likely to Botswanna) and find a new foreign partner.
Null will mute himself early and often.
Amberlynn Reid will debase herself and make herself the female Boogie2988.
Lolcow Bus will fail, or if it has any success at all will cause Amberlynn to play up her character to become female Boogie2988.
ShoeOnHead will become a Vtuber, and will have a second kid.
Ang Vondra will increasingly do stupid things.
Idubbbz will do the breadtubing equivalent of the independent journalism trend (i.e., Tyler Oliveira/Nick Shirley) but the opposite where immigrants are the best.
Patrick Tomlinson will change nothing in his life and not learn anything (4x bonus), he will settle his lawsuit with the Milwaukee Police (2nd try), and he cross a line with his Xeets and be banned for violent content.
Chris Chan will not impregnate anyone in 2026 (2x bonus).
Bossmanjack will complete his inpatient rehab and return to gamba.
Rekeita's bodycam footage will be released (2nd try).
Karl Jobst will be divorced from his wife.
Ethan Ralph will do nothing and nobody will care to watch.
Andy Warski will not do anything related with fake breasts

Jeremy Hambly will be sacrificed to the corn.
Bulk Category (Dick Masterson, Sam Hyde, Nick Fuentes, Hassan Piker, etc.) will start getting involved in real politics (campaigns/endorsements/etc.).
Metokur will stop smoking.