💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Sprocket said:
Every time someone mentions Roblox, I get a picture in my mind of someone looking like that.
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You can see that he really just wants to protect the children, by how he brings plushies and a loaded gun to an elementary school! It's heartbreaking.
 
Asian tech support said:
How about coochie with knives, a dagger pussy if you will.
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Null said:
Okay, bad news. I have injured my tongue and it's pretty bad. It's not likely I can stream tomorrow. I know mouth injuries heal pretty fast so maybe it'll be okay but I seriously can't speak without irritating the wound.
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If you bit your tongue, according to my grandma, that means someone was speaking ill of you.

Now that I think of it, if that was the case, you'd bitten off your tongue by now due to how many people speak ill of you. That or, god doesn't consider degenerates and trannies as people.
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
Being smart and likeable has barely anything to do with those statistics.
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Hence why there are 1 billion indians in this planet.
Null is just mad that normies can't read or write, they only communicate via memes and Tiktok videos.
 
Null said:
I was able to eat something more solid without reopening it so I think tomorrow it should be fine.
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Null sat fufilled at his desk, he wouldn't miss a week of his show. His tounge hurt quite a bit, but he mustered up a smile. He leaned back, ready to watch his love, Foodie Beauty, do another wonderful stream. He opened his tin of oysters and gleefully popped one into his mouth. Soon he had made short work of his meal and tossed the empty container onto the desk.

As he watched Foodie pounding down her 3rd pizza of the day, things felt off. He looked around the room. The shotgun rested in it's usual place. The letters to politicians sat in a pile on the far end of the desk, awaiting their long adventure. What could it be?

Then his eyes locked onto the empty oyster tin, the lid still hanging on. It began to call to him, at first silently, then it was all he could think about.

"Hey Joshy, buddy ole' pal, it's your friend Lid? Didn't you forget to do something?" the inanimate lid said.

"Uhhh...no. Everything's done, squared away as they say," Josh replied, nervously laughing as he tried to shift his focus back to Foodie. She was putting the hijab back on.

"Come on Josh, you know you forgot to lick me. I'm filled with flavor, forgotten by most people. But you're not most people. Pudding tops, mayo jars, you're a lids best friend, you never leave...the forgotten flavor," said the inanimate lid.

"Well," Null began. Suddenly he snapped out of it, "No! No! Never again Lid. Last time you cut my tounge really bad. I had to postpone my stream and even cancel pizza day! The forgotten flavor just isn't worth it"

"Joshy. Moon. Noolie. I promise it won't happen again. You can count on your buddy lid. This time will be different. You just go right ahead," said the inanimate lid.

"Oh...okay. If you promise," Null said shakily picking up the tin.

"Don't worry Joshy, everything's going to be alright," the inanimate lid said.

Null pulled the tin close to his face, ready to taste the forgotten flavor.
 
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Nigger Cattle said:
Nigga, Ethan Oliver Ralph has 2 kids, you will have to admit to one of two things:
1) Ethan Ralph is smart and likeable
2) You are wrong
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Ethan Ralph preys on mentally handicapped and insecure women, which is his selection strategy, evident by the fact he comes from a long lineage of absolute white trash and is as insecure and mentally handicapped as they come. To his benefit, he's also funny.
 
Null said:
Okay, bad news. I have injured my tongue and it's pretty bad. It's not likely I can stream tomorrow. I know mouth injuries heal pretty fast so maybe it'll be okay but I seriously can't speak without irritating the wound.
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His tongue got caught in Chantal like a bear trap. RIP king.
 
Jotch said:
Suffah Spotify!

Alternatively, Speakonia (free abandonware):

sp.webm
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Now I know what software has been used for some YouTube poops I’ve heard over the years. I specifically remember the “SWOH SWOH SWOH” sound
 
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