💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Jotch]

@Carl's Jr Anisa's husband is less mainstream than MATI.

How long did he watch it before he realized?

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

How did Josh get an open wound on his tongue?

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Sometimes the envolussy bites back.

 

[Jotch]

cheese sores

 

[Carl's Jr]

@Carl's Jr Anisa's husband is less mainstream than MATI.

How long did he watch it before he realized?

He didn't. He watched it for a bit then jumped over to another video. Han his chief Janny/hamplanet found out and probable will let him know.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Sometimes the envolussy bites back.

Or possibly a tragic spongebob stamp-licking accident.
"Instructions unclear, lost a half inch of my tongue."

 

[Nigger Cattle]

Idubbbz is currently watching MATI on his sub-a-thon possible unknowingly.

Congratulations MATI is now mainstream.


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There's an unbreakable bond now between Ian and Josh. Fuck, the 2x Pimpy 3x Bape video is one i forgot, that shit is disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

 

[Gorilla Man]

How did Josh get an open wound on his tongue?

He probably ate some extra sharp cheddar cheese

 

[demicolon]

Josh...

IRS agents are hiding in your walls. They watch you when you count your silver coins. They say they're pretty.

Happy belated Spooktober.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

Ignore the date at the bottom.

 

[Bummer]

Two guys have been indicted for planning on taking over a small Haitian island, killing all the men, and enslaving the women and children.
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This story is unbelievable, who would sleep with a Haitian woman?

 

[Null]

This story is unbelievable, who would sleep with a Haitian woman?

That was my first thought. Just go to a smoke shop in DC or some shit.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

How did Josh get an open wound on his tongue?

I think he was out in public, maybe waiting in line for something, and saw a Tranny.
He had to bite his tongue in order not to laugh out loud.

 

[Sog Dog]

This story is unbelievable, who would sleep with a Haitian woman?

Who says they wanted to sleep with them? Maybe my man just really likes sugarcane.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

That was my first thought. Just go to a smoke shop in DC or some shit.

They were trying to raise an army of homeless in DC.

 

[Seafarer]

@Null If you talk about the Taiwanese tranny trying to sue Reduxx on Saturday make sure to include this premium troon seethe from him:






I’d also like if you include this synopsis of the tranny’s award winning novel:

In Celebrating Life, which takes place in the near dystopian future, having a child means requiring the child's consent before its birth. A fetus's "difficulty of survival" is calculated based on data about its parents, the environment of the home where it will be born, and even current data from Japan and around the world. The higher the survival difficulty number, the more difficult a life awaits.

Ayaka, part of a same-sex couple with Kaori, finds after several tests, her fetus's "probability of consenting to birth" was high at 97% . But when it comes time to find out if her baby consents two weeks before delivery, the baby rejects her and she has to make, and live with, the decision to abort the near full-term baby.

They agonize and Kaori, not being pregnant and unable to understand how Ayaka could ever feel, wants to give up the baby but eventually relents saying they'll make the baby so happy it will regret not wanting to be born, but Ayaka responds:

"I don't think it's right to have something so important taken away from someone at the very beginning of their life. I feel like the fact that their will was ignored from the very beginning of their life might become a curse that this child will never be able to break."

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Damn nigga. You didn’t have to write MTG that fucking hard.

 

[neger psykolog]

I know you have a hatred of the bri'ish but they do have some funny older comedy in the time before:

You should play some classic bri'ish comedy so we can hear you hold your contempt for them.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Okay, bad news. I have injured my tongue and it's pretty bad. It's not likely I can stream tomorrow. I know mouth injuries heal pretty fast so maybe it'll be okay but I seriously can't speak without irritating the wound.

How did you do that?

 

[The Lurky 1]

So I guess Josh missed yesterday's stream due to being ill, is he planning on doing a Saturday show if he is well?

He’ll miss tomorrow because that’s when he gets the ears pierced to match the tongue