💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Nigger Cattle said:
From what i've seen before i think he can be funny, but his personality doesn't match his numbers. To act like you are THE SHIT you really need to command a big audience, Jesse only has his Discord kittens.
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Jesse is the kid who would tell 100 jokes and when some one laughs at one of them, he is convinced the 99 unfunny jokes were actual comedy gold
 
Nigger Cattle said:
I think he tried to extend an olive branch to Jesse, he literally gave him advice thinking Jesse would be interested in getting in Null's good graces - maybe to get more coverage on MATI, maybe to do a collab in the future, whatever.
Jesse, however, seems to think too highly of himself. Moralfagging, saying the only reason people like Cobra get trolled is because people come to KF to get their address, even though he knows that's a lie and is only saying that because he wants to paint Null in the worst possible light. At the same time he has to hold on to that plausible deniability, so he says "hey, i don't even care if you dox someone".
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What
 
FrancisKev13 said:
That’s gay. You’re gay.
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Hook a nigga up with that Podawful discord, Dirk.

Red Dye #5 said:
Jesse is the kid who would tell 100 jokes and when some one laughs at one of them, he is convinced the 99 unfunny jokes were actual comedy gold
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He kept repeating his "sorry about your loss-cow' joke and it was painful, ngl.
 
The Grillcast™ said:
What a "normal" internet person doing a weight loss challenge does: here is a picture I took from the scale with my current weight. I will be back when I can get you a picture with my target weight, thus sealing the bet. Get ready to cut your gay lady hair you homo

What Null did: "WHAT, YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?!!1 NO I WILL NOT PLAY YOUR GAME AND SEND A PIC OF MY CURRENT WEIGHT ON THE SCALE, HERE IS MY SPREADSHEET TRACKING MY JOURNEY WHICH IS JUST AS GOOD IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH!!1

ALSO LET ME TRAUMA DUMP ABOUT ALWAYS BEING SO FAT THAT I LITERALLY HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR TO BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE WHAT A HEALTHY WEIGHT IS!!1

WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU!!1"

come on brotha lmao, it is a pretty funny interaction
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The part about getting a suit and taking a picture sitting on the White House steps was very sargonian and shattered my ribs. Does Jesse even own a suit!?
 
I'm sorry, if you read "I've never been a normal weight" after seeing all the spreadsheets and didn't chuckle you might need to take a break:heart-empty:
 
In hindsight is impresive how much of the comedy came from Null unhinged MATI style sperging than the guy's commentary, and as the law of the Internet dictates, the funniest guy always wins, so yeah im thinking is a Decisive Moonpie Victory.
 
The Lawgiver said:
Resperidol/resperidone fucked up a lot of kids weight wise when they had a bunch of kids of middle/highschool age on it during the 2000s. Can't remember if you ever said you were on it at some point but I vividly remember how bad that shit was. You could be like the most physically active kid in class and still somehow be like 150-200 pounds.
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My friend was on Ritalin and man that shit fucked her up. She's like 300+ rn. She'll never lose the weight.
Jose Beaner Luna said:
Clearly the best response is to chimp out and break into his house methed the fuck out.
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Gorilla nest meth head.
Jose Beaner Luna said:
This reads like those parts of the stream where Josh rages at some random chatter for saying some inane shit lol.
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"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT! WHERE IS HE! You're lucky I can't find you."
 
gampboonerisms said:
My friend was on Ritalin and man that shit fucked her up. She's like 300+ rn. She'll never lose the weight.

Gorilla nest meth head.

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT! WHERE IS HE! You're lucky I can't find you."
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Imagine going full North Korea on a nigger because he wants a couple photos to see how cute you are. What is this Josh fella hiding?
 
Jesse is the definition of the phrase "sun even shines on a dog's ass". I can't directly say what about him exudes so much desperation in all his bits I just know it's there.
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gonna use this next time I agree with a post instead of the reaction
 
gampboonerisms said:
My friend was on Ritalin and man that shit fucked her up. She's like 300+ rn. She'll never lose the weight.
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Wasnt ritalin just meth with extra steps? or am I misremembering the drugs here? Anyways I don't remember weight gain from ritalin. They had kids on ritalin like crazy in the 90s.
I rambled about this before a few times over the years I think, but I VIVIDLY remember the resperidol/resperidone shit because of both personal experience (lost the weight IMMEDIATELY after i got weaned off it since it didn't do much aside from make me FUCKING GAIN WEIGHT) and the funny shit that happened when an artist kid that was already fat and I mean like chris farley levels fat before they put him on it. He got all depressed and edgy over the fact the meds were classified as "anti-psychotics". Guy was like "Do you KNOW what that medicine is classified as? It's an ANTI-PSYCHOTIC... I can't believe it.... they think I'm a psycho...(:_(". They literally just gave it (or prozac) to kids with anxiety of any kind so naturally this was really fucking funny to me. in a way that I'm never going to forget.

There's also the fact that while I was on that shit I had to get bloodwork to make sure my hormone levels weren't being fucked by the meds with and were stable which is one of the big reasons I take ire with troons and modern medicine now treating hormones like magic gender units instead of the truth of them just being body regulation shit that fucks you up if you mess with it too severely. I KNOW I've rambled about that shit a few times and I'm not the only person with that experience which made the whole rise of gendershit and HRT pushing to small children so much more baffling to witness these last few years.
 
The Lawgiver said:
Wasnt ritalin just meth with extra steps? or am I misremembering the drugs here? Anyways I don't remember weight gain from ritalin. They had kids on ritalin like crazy in the 90s.
I rambled about this before a few times over the years I think, but I VIVIDLY remember the resperidol/resperidone shit because of both personal experience (lost the weight IMMEDIATELY after i got weaned off it since it didn't do much aside from make me FUCKING GAIN WEIGHT) and the funny shit that happened when an artist kid that was already fat and I mean like chris farley levels fat before they put him on it. He got all depressed and edgy over the fact the meds were classified as "anti-psychotics". Guy was like "Do you KNOW what that medicine is classified as? It's an ANTI-PSYCHOTIC... I can't believe it.... they think I'm a psycho...(:_(". They literally just gave it (or prozac) to kids with anxiety of any kind so naturally this was really fucking funny to me. in a way that I'm never going to forget.

There's also the fact that while I was on that shit I had to get bloodwork to make sure my hormone levels weren't being fucked by the meds with and were stable which is one of the big reasons I take ire with troons and modern medicine now treating hormones like magic gender units instead of the truth of them just being body regulation shit that fucks you up if you mess with it too severely. I KNOW I've rambled about that shit a few times and I'm not the only person with that experience which made the whole rise of gendershit and HRT pushing to small children so much more baffling to witness these last few years.
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Might be a her thing. But she just never recovered from the Ritalin stuff and she is so fucking out of this world ADHD at 35+ it's wild. Well, medicine can't help everything. She had bad impulse control as a child and she has horrible impulse control as an adult... Who does furry stuff... And costuming...
 
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