💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[MagnaP]

He didn't wait even 6 hours before my last message to flip out on me so we'll never know now lol, sorry

Your messages were odd dude and it really didn't seem like flipping out, it was a fun show. Weigh yourself, post it, and get some sleep bud

 

[FrancisKev13]

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He didn't wait even 6 hours after my last message to flip out on me so we'll never know now lol, sorry

He’s doing a show. It’s a joke. “You’re not gonna sell it?” It would be funny for everyone that loves you, and everyone that loves PODAWFUL. It’s just a fun goof. Have fun.

 

[Null]

You guys sound like a fucking cult lmao

 

[General Tug Boat]

To be honest I think there where some pretty funny moments in the conversation, but the Redbar style riffing comes off as carbon copy Mike David. I would get into Jesses show a bit more if he didn't have the Discord going on while he trying to talk about a subject, so it is a little bit of a bizarre format of a show. His show has it's moments, but his show really doesn't have a lot of substance with out this forum. Hell, only way I really even knew of him was from this website and it was on the ROTC page a few years back when I first joined the forum. Though with a guy like Jesse though, it is a bit silly to acknowledge anything beyond more than trying to farm content. Aren't the weight loss segments short anyways on MATI? Also pretty good to lose over 50 pounds in that amount of time, so I think it Jesse just trying to provoke a response. A bit cringe that he is going to start doing the mailbombing thing, I think that bit is pretty played out with the Mersh slaw or pallette of cement saga, but whatever floats their boat I guess. Now pardon me, I have never been a normal autist.

 

[Post Reply]

No matter how many times yall try to speak it into existence, you will never be able to convince anyone that Jesse is funny.

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

I think it was a little grilled cheesy
But there were some decent oreos jokes
It was pretty takis okay overall garlic bread

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Fight figh fight fight!

 

[Nigger Cattle]

You guys sound like a fucking cult lmao

I think that's their motto.

No matter how many times yall try to speak it into existence, you will never be able to convince anyone that Jesse is funny.

From what i've seen before i think he can be funny, but his personality doesn't match his numbers. To act like you are THE SHIT you really need to command a big audience, Jesse only has his Discord kittens.

 

[stepsofthewhitehouse]

i saw this episode as a fan of jesse but he went too far. making fun of a guys weight is gross. hes like a high school bully.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

To be honest I think there where some pretty funny moments in the conversation, but the Redbar style riffing comes off as carbon copy Mike David. I would get into Jesses show a bit more if he didn't have the Discord going on while he trying to talk about a subject, so it is a little bit of a bizarre format of a show. His show has it's moments, but his show really doesn't have a lot of substance with out this forum. Hell, only way I really even knew of him was from this website and it was on the ROTC page a few years back when I first joined the forum. Though with a guy like Jesse though, it is a bit silly to acknowledge anything beyond more than trying to farm content. Aren't the weight loss segments short anyways on MATI? Also pretty good to lose over 50 pounds in that amount of time, so I think it Jesse just trying to provoke a response. A bit cringe that he is going to start doing the mailbombing thing, I think that bit is pretty played out with the Mersh slaw or pallette of cement saga, but whatever floats their boat I guess. Now pardon me, I have never been a normal autist.

They usually last like a minute or two. They aren't really a full segment, like they news segment, or the reddit segment (when there is one).

 

[GoodnightMoon]

I think it was a little grilled cheesy
But there were some decent oreos jokes
It was pretty takis okay overall garlic bread

Nailed it

 

[Haramburger]

Jersh mentioned Salad Fingers in the last episode, so I decided to look him up for old time's sake and apparently a new one just came out yesterday, had no idea he was still making them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2eeQGRQ-dXc

less than I would've thought, this is one every two years-ish? I'm surprised this guy didn't push this to a network or release DVDs in stores like Foamy the Squirrel. Could've stolen the Invader Zim crowd and sold a lot of shirts and earrings to Hot Topic.

 

[volatile puar]

I thought he wanted to do a friendly thing so he could shave his head and look dignified but I guess not. If he's hoping for a beef he's not getting one. It's bizarre behavior. I don't want to associate with someone who's that desperate for an own.

I understand that you're an amicable person, but this isn't a real thing. Jesse has a grooming problem, you have a weight problem, if he wanted to look respectable he could be done tomorrow, you have to work for it. Him saying he's going to shave his head when you are a normal BMI is at best mocking you and at worst trying to take credit for daring you to lose weight. It's almost amusing that so many people on the lowercase I Internet are so egotistical that they really believe they can take credit for the actions of a stranger.

 

[The Grillcast™]

What a "normal" internet person doing a weight loss challenge does: here is a picture I took from the scale with my current weight. I will be back when I can get you a picture with my target weight, thus sealing the bet. Get ready to cut your gay lady hair you homo

What Null did: "WHAT, YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?!!1 NO I WILL NOT PLAY YOUR GAME AND SEND A PIC OF MY CURRENT WEIGHT ON THE SCALE, HERE IS MY SPREADSHEET TRACKING MY JOURNEY WHICH IS JUST AS GOOD IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH!!1

ALSO LET ME TRAUMA DUMP ABOUT ALWAYS BEING SO FAT THAT I LITERALLY HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR TO BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE WHAT A HEALTHY WEIGHT IS!!1

WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU!!1"

come on brotha lmao, it is a pretty funny interaction

 

[FrancisKev13]

I understand that you're an amicable person, but this isn't a real thing. Jesse has a grooming problem, you have a weight problem, if he wanted to look respectable he could be done tomorrow, you have to work for it. Him saying he's going to shave his head when you are a normal BMI is at best mocking you and at worst trying to take credit for daring you to lose weight. It's almost amusing that so many people on the lowercase I Internet are so egotistical that they really believe they can take credit for the actions of a stranger.

This is why we can’t have fun things.

What a "normal" internet person doing a weight loss challenge does: here is a picture I took from the scale with my current weight. I will be back when I can get you a picture with my target weight, thus sealing the bet. Get ready to cut your gay lady hair you homo

What Null did: "WHAT, YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?!!1 NO I WILL NOT PLAY YOUR GAME AND SEND A PIC OF MY CURRENT WEIGHT ON THE SCALE, HERE IS MY SPREADSHEET TRACKING MY JOURNEY WHICH IS JUST AS GOOD IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH!!1

ALSO LET ME TRAUMA DUMP ABOUT ALWAYS BEING SO FAT THAT I LITERALLY HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR TO BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE WHAT A HEALTHY WEIGHT IS!!1

WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU!!1"

come on brotha lmao, it is a pretty funny interaction

Tomlinson adjacent

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

"WHAT, YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?!!1 NO I WILL NOT PLAY YOUR GAME AND SEND A PIC OF MY CURRENT WEIGHT ON THE SCALE, HERE IS MY SPREADSHEET TRACKING MY JOURNEY WHICH IS JUST AS GOOD IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH!!1

ALSO LET ME TRAUMA DUMP ABOUT ALWAYS BEING SO FAT THAT I LITERALLY HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR TO BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE WHAT A HEALTHY WEIGHT IS!!1

WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU!!1"

This reads like those parts of the stream where Josh rages at some random chatter for saying some inane shit lol.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

This reads like those parts of the stream where Josh rages at some random chatter for saying some inane shit lol.

Those are the best parts. That and the audio issues. Suffer Null

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

I think of Jenny and her partner Craig when pontificating the potential ramifications of this turn, this betrayal. I must wait and watch how it might develop

 

[Nigger Cattle]

What a "normal" internet person doing a weight loss challenge does: here is a picture I took from the scale with my current weight. I will be back when I can get you a picture with my target weight, thus sealing the bet. Get ready to cut your gay lady hair you homo

What Null did: "WHAT, YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?!!1 NO I WILL NOT PLAY YOUR GAME AND SEND A PIC OF MY CURRENT WEIGHT ON THE SCALE, HERE IS MY SPREADSHEET TRACKING MY JOURNEY WHICH IS JUST AS GOOD IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH!!1

ALSO LET ME TRAUMA DUMP ABOUT ALWAYS BEING SO FAT THAT I LITERALLY HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR TO BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE WHAT A HEALTHY WEIGHT IS!!1

WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU!!1"

come on brotha lmao, it is a pretty funny interaction

I think he tried to extend an olive branch to Jesse, he literally gave him advice thinking Jesse would be interested in getting in Null's good graces - maybe to get more coverage on MATI, maybe to do a collab in the future, whatever.
Jesse, however, seems to think too highly of himself. Moralfagging, saying the only reason people like Cobra get trolled is because people come to KF to get their address, even though he knows that's a lie and is only saying that because he wants to paint Null in the worst possible light. At the same time he has to hold on to that plausible deniability, so he says "hey, i don't even care if you dox someone".

 

[FrancisKev13]

I think he tried to extend an olive branch to Jesse, he literally gave him advice thinking Jesse would be interested in getting in Null's good graces - maybe to get more coverage on MATI, maybe to do a collab in the future, whatever.
Jesse, however, seems to think too highly of himself. Moralfagging, saying the only reason people like Cobra get trolled is because people come to KF to get their address, even though he knows that's a lie and is only saying that because he wants to paint Null in the worst possible light. At the same time he has to hold on to that plausible deniability, so he says "hey, i don't even care if you dox someone".

That’s gay. You’re gay.