💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Kasseri is basically exclusive to Europe AFAIK, you might find it in a Middle Eastern grocer but that's about it.
Kasseri is available at the ghetto grocery in my increasingly muttified American neighborhood (used to be a rich Jew 'hood, so that's why I'm here).

I don't know what brand it is, but its logo, in some illegible font that browns enjoy, looks like FARMS.
 
Finally can sit down and listen to MATI.

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Meanwhile in female rap music.
I almost lost my mind here, I first thought this was AI generated simply due to the incoherent movements and the choppy editing (as well as too many nigger memes), but at the same time it's how niggers move and the textures on the shirts are infact consistent...

Only a matter of time before AI generated videos can keep textures and backgrounds consistent throughout a video. Anyways, a fine addition to the authentic African American culture archives.
 
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Must be nice to live in a huge city. The average American does not have access to the stores you do.

And yes, not having cheeses made with milk from special breeds of cows that feed on special turfs is part of the lack of variety. I've never seen Kasseri, Blue Stilton, Fontina, or Mascarpone anywhere in the US and I do look.

But no, now that I'm here and actively visiting stores I've never even seen before and specifically looking for cheeses, please tell me I'm still wrong, still trolling, etc, because you (living in a large city) can find something more obscure than everyone else.
OH my God nigga who the fuck cares about fucking cheese this goddamn much

Technically if you want to be healthy you should be eating cheese as little as possible and getting your needed fats from things like avacados or something.
 
Y'all ain't gettin' no emergency USA vs Iran MATI stream. Would be stupid to even ask.

According to Jersh USA has no viable cheese. And Kuwait and Canada have the fattest of bitches on lockdown.

USA and Iran have literally nothing interesting to talk about.

So no impromptu stream, DON'T EVEN ASK!!! STOP ASKING!
 
Josh you need to become a SE Ohio chad so you can experience jungle Jim’s.

They have a selection of cheeses from all over Europe and I think it’s necessary for America to import more cheese to fight off the brown hoards. If you’re ever in the Midwest, you won’t be disapointed.
 
I was at the store anyway so I decided to take note of the varieties of cheese that were available in the cheese block section (there are of course other cheese sections like the fancy cheese section, and the Mexican cheeses seemed to all be in the shredded cheese section, I guess Mexicans just don't like cheese blocks). For reference I live in a fairly small somewhat rural town.
We of course had a number of different options for Cheddar, including American cheese, which is surprising since usually you can only find that sliced (for those who don't know, American cheese is real cheese, it's just pasteurized process cheddar or cheddar blend, but the adulterated stuff is much more common than the pure American cheese these days, if you're looking for American cheese make sure the label says "pasteurized process cheese" and not "cheese food" or "cheese product". The reason you would want pasteurized cheese is that it melts better). I've never seen any cheese other than cheddar marked by level of aging in a normal cheese section here, we just love cheddar a lot because it's very good.
We also had muenster, monterey jack (if you don't know, monterey jack is America's local cheese and the first cheese ever made here), colby (although most of the blocks were blended with monterey jack), mozzarella (low moisture part skim and fat free, although I'm pretty sure I've seen full fat mozzarella blobs here, or maybe it was full moisture), and swiss, all of which I would expect to be available anywhere in America. Besides these there were also gouda, havarti, and fontina (there may have been one or two more varieties which were obscured in the picture I took), which I wouldn't expect to be available everywhere.
 
Josh you need to become a SE Ohio chad so you can experience jungle Jim’s.

They have a selection of cheeses from all over Europe and I think it’s necessary for America to import more cheese to fight off the brown hoards. If you’re ever in the Midwest, you won’t be disapointed.
Josh should do this so he has a locals cheese stream and then do the 4 hour drive to Cleveland and do an in-person stream with Sean/Potentially Criminal. Maybe after the Greer lawsuit finally finishes.
 
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