💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I honestly expected the proctology bit to loop back into the futanari bit in some absurdist extended thesis on theoretical human plumbing that's having way too much thought put into it.
 
I gotta listen to the rest of the VOD. Had to pause cuz stuff came up, but regarding Styx and chaos magic... I'm a real wizard guys, believe me.

Chaos magic is sort of a wild card. A chaote can use anything in their personal belief system--homosexual cartoon owls, anime characters, God, Wicca, etc.--and as long as they believe it works, it's supposed to work (like something along the lines of The Secret--that "law of attraction" book that Elliot Rodger read). A chaos magician can go through the effort of learning and implementing "real" ritual magic, but doesn't have to. Chaos magicians can use sex magic to manifest their will. e.g. Masturbating.

The joke among modern occultists is that chaos magicians are all chronic masturbators who get off to the idea of having magical powers without actually doing anything.
 
Great stream yesterday. We got pilot talk, doctor talk.

Also. Turns out one of my local grocery stores has some interesting deenz. I would be interested to hear what the deen experts hear think about these ones
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They have more than these but these looked the most interesting.
 
Null said:
btw I got a voicemail from a doctor and they said that proctologists don't exist anymore. Prostate exams are done by urologists. So I was right: Penis, testicles, and prostate are all under the same doctor. Proctologists are now called colo-rectal surgeons.
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“It’s Her Prostate Exam you transphobic chud”
 
Castoreum said:
I gotta listen to the rest of the VOD. Had to pause cuz stuff came up, but regarding Styx and chaos magic... I'm a real wizard guys, believe me.

Chaos magic is sort of a wild card. A chaote can use anything in their personal belief system--homosexual cartoon owls, anime characters, God, Wicca, etc.--and as long as they believe it works, it's supposed to work (like something along the lines of The Secret--that "law of attraction" book that Elliot Rodger read). A chaos magician can go through the effort of learning and implementing "real" ritual magic, but doesn't have to. Chaos magicians can use sex magic to manifest their will. e.g. Masturbating.

The joke among modern occultists is that chaos magicians are all chronic masturbators who get off to the idea of having magical powers without actually doing anything.
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Actually, the real problem is that eventually the chaos magick decides you don't get to make all of your enemies kill themselves. Or maybe it only works once, we should ask Tarl.
 
Juneteenth is wild. It was so half-assedly shoved into federal holiday status that it fuckrd my job's payroll. So a good chunk of people just didn't get paid because no employees were at the banks to get the payroll paperwork that was submitted.

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Because of this, some people (myself included) still haven't gotten paid and to remedy it, work is gonna give everyone who who has direct deposit extra $200.

So like, thanks Juneteenth? Mainly for just being a nuisance
 
I like the Japanese "happy monday" system where all of their holidays fall on the Monday of a certain date. So instead of June 19th we should just make the monday of June 19th a day off and call it Freedom Monday. Juneteenth is such a fucking stupid name. There's many teenths. Juneteenth should logically be the entire week of June 13th through June 19th off.
 
Prostate talk the last few pages reminded me of how oddly plentiful protstate exam jokes were for a bit back in the day.
This one still lives in the back of my mind for some reason as cheaply animated as it was.

Castoreum said:
A chaote can use anything in their personal belief system--homosexual cartoon owls, anime characters, God, Wicca, etc.--and as long as they believe it works,
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Nigga that's not chaos that's just the warhammer orks. They paint shit red because they think it makes shit go fast and it makes shit go fast. I can't believe these wicca fucks ganked the greenboyz' style.
 
@Null I saw your tweet about that Twitter retard Cat turd… I’m not sure you’re aware, but he is a retarded boomer and Tucker Carlson actually interviewed him.


He’s also likely your neighbor :story:
 
Null said:
btw I got a voicemail from a doctor and they said that proctologists don't exist anymore. Prostate exams are done by urologists. So I was right: Penis, testicles, and prostate are all under the same doctor. Proctologists are now called colo-rectal surgeons.
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The reason for this is the famous ten year old medical breakthrough. That being the groundbreaking discovery that pee is in fact stored in the balls.
 
Null said:
btw I got a voicemail from a doctor and they said that proctologists don't exist anymore. Prostate exams are done by urologists. So I was right: Penis, testicles, and prostate are all under the same doctor. Proctologists are now called colo-rectal surgeons.
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You should call a cheese supplier for more vindication.
 
Mettaur said:
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Meanwhile in female rap music.
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Holy shit this is literally every racist stereotype people made memes about the last 2 decades personified. This further solidifies my stance of "we are currently in a fucked up funhouse mirror version of the mid point of last decade where memes and parodies become framed as unironic reality".
 
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