💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
Autismo McClop did not care if she consented, and he did not care if she enjoyed the sex. What does that sound like to you
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"THE LOST/OBSCURE/FORGOTTEN INTERNET CONSENT ACCIDENT NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT!"
"THE CRAZY HORSE CARTOON REVIEWERS PRE-MARE-ITAL SEX LIFE!"
"THE DOWNFALL OF SABERSPARK (LOSER, CREEP, WEIRDO/THEY WERE 18... )"

I'm too tired to come up with more horrible predictable saberspark or current year-ified commentary or review channel clickbait titles for rape, sorry. There's probably a few more you could put in there
 
Dead Lion said:
what are you even doing?
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getting accused of rape, apparently.

btw not even included in my original rant, the argument that it KILLS THE MOOD doesn't apply when there's NO FOREPLAY. There's no fucking mood to kill. It's not even just the brony shit. I'm not saying you have to ask if you've been hot and heavy for 30 minutes (though honestly if it's a stranger and this is your first time meeting it doesn't hurt), I'm saying that if you're going to proceed immediately from sitting there watching MLP to sex, again with a stranger you're meeting for the first time, you should ask. If you're too autistic and shy to ask, how about trying literally anything at all first to make sure you're not about to just shove it in dry in some chick who may not want that? He did literally nothing besides show her a My Little Pony video to come to the conclusion she wanted sex, which is an insane reach.
 
Null said:
getting accused of rape, apparently.
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The joke isn't that affirming consent is cringe it's that you've perfectly internalized a 10 year old South Park joke and somehow haven't realized how funny it is that you're literally mantling the pussy-crusher phenotype;
Please lean into it more, it's really fucking funny.
 
Null why are you writing walls of text for an obvious rape story
 
Null said:
He did literally nothing besides show her a My Little Pony video to come to the conclusion she wanted sex, which is an insane reach.
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Just MLP to sex? Not even slight brushing or cuddling while watching? Just “well we’re done with the MLP time for sex”? Thats some Jeffrey Domar kind of shit where he’s standing there at the TV saying “We’re done with MLP time for sex”

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The Lawgiver said:
"THE LOST/OBSCURE/FORGOTTEN INTERNET CONSENT ACCIDENT NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT!"
"THE CRAZY HORSE CARTOON REVIEWERS PRE-MARE-ITAL SEX LIFE!"
"THE DOWNFALL OF SABERSPARK (LOSER, CREEP, WEIRDO/THEY WERE 18... )"

I'm too tired to come up with more horrible predictable saberspark or current year-ified commentary or review channel clickbait titles for rape, sorry. There's probably a few more you could put in there
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"SPARKS FLY AS SABER'S SABER PLUNGES HIM INTO HOT WATER WITH A FRIGID BITCH!"

If there's some clique itching to dethrone the guy and take his YouTube mantle they'll shout this to high heavens, but otherwise I predict a chorus of crickets and a whistling past the graveyard. These are the same kind of people who ran cover for Shadman.
 
Null said:
Do you know what the complete absense of verbal consent and foreplay indicates to me? Autismo McClop did not care if she consented, and he did not care if she enjoyed the sex. What does that sound like to you?
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I have no opinion either way—rape, no rape, whatever—but this is perhaps the longest internet post that hinges on brony foreplay that I've ever read. There's something remarkable about that.
 
Mound Dweller said:
The joke isn't that affirming consent is cringe it's that you've perfectly internalized a 10 year old South Park joke and somehow haven't realized how funny it is that you're literally mantling the pussy-crusher phenotype;
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PeS0AuGy_UUPlease lean into it more, it's really fucking funny.
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Bruh is cringe if you have been together for a year and had broken the couch from fucking it's not cringe if you do not know this person and you just met them. Difference .
 
I've been on a submarine kick lately watching YouTube videos of their hunts. Been meaning to find time to watch Das Boot again. The USS Wyoming did have an all female crew for women's history month in 2022 but I believe that was for a patrol and it isn't permanently an all women crew. Mixed sex crews are a thing even on submarines in the US Navy. Nuclear submarines are some of our most important assets. They alone can unleash nuclear hellfire on our enemies when all else is lost. Troons should absolutely not be onboard. Sorry sweetie.
 
We do have to be honest here, if you go into a room alone with a Brony e-celeb you should expect to get raped.
It’s not your fault, but there’s a good chance rape will be involved the longer you stay there.
 
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
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I don't even have to say anything about this situation, not only did Null already sum it up perfectly but all you need to know if this Saberspark guy is a rapist or not is to look at a single picture of him.

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Any more questions?
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*takes you to hotel room*
*distracts you with MLP theory craft slop*
*locks door*
*pushes you to the bed*
*rips pants off you*
*mounts and penetrates you*
*Ejaculate*
*gives you this look as he shakes your hand and makes a joke about giving you a new cutie mark dripping down your leg and you don't immediately laugh*
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"Friends?"

I agree with Null's take on this whole mess and I'm not defending this fucker whom I'm pretty sure I would be willing to collapse his chest with a baseball bat but what was she expecting going into a strange man's bedroom all alone? I'm sorry that this happened to her, I'm sorry she had to learn the hard way, and I'm glad that she learned quickly instead of letting herself be preyed upon by this faggot. I hope she heals and moves on from this and I hope this becomes an albatross that hangs around his neck forever and maybe, just maybe, becomes a real noose at some point. That's assuming he goes the Rekieta route of doubling down while saying he made some mistakes but at least he had fun.
 
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