💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Dead Lion said:
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>Waiting until service interrupted to pay the past due internet bill
>"please wait 3 hours while we bring your account back into good standing"
You don't have a chirp but this is the blackest cornbread-luvin' negro move to make. Call PPP in to cover your shift if you gon' be late nigga, we got a lunch rush to cover!
 
What if Nool had a "friend" that has a online shop for... let's say kiwis.
People buy those kiwis.
Percentages of those proceeds go to a "charity for better pay for kiwi farmers".
Nool is the board member of said "charity" and gets his cut for "administrative fees".

Stripe wouldn't ban a honest kiwi salesman, would they?

You can use any good as an example for that matter.
But if you'd spread those goods across multiple stores for example it could work.
 
RandomGibberish said:
What if Nool had a "friend" that has a online shop for... let's say kiwis.
People buy those kiwis.
Percentages of those proceeds go to a "charity for better pay for kiwi farmers".
Nool is the board member of said "charity" and gets his cut for "administrative fees".

Stripe wouldn't ban a honest kiwi salesman, would they?

You can use any good as an example for that matter.
But if you'd spread those goods across multiple stores for example it could work.
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Sounds like they take exception to him personally, not his business, so probably.
 
RandomGibberish said:
What if Nool had a "friend" that has a online shop for... let's say kiwis.
People buy those kiwis.
Percentages of those proceeds go to a "charity for better pay for kiwi farmers".
Nool is the board member of said "charity" and gets his cut for "administrative fees".

Stripe wouldn't ban a honest kiwi salesman, would they?
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Stripe would rape a puppy on stage while "entry of the gladiators" was playing in the background, while an audience is forced to watch at gunpoint.
Oh and then theyd strip their involuntary audience of their monetary transaction rights.
Why?
Because.
 
RandomGibberish said:
What if Nool had a "friend" that has a online shop for... let's say kiwis.
People buy those kiwis.
Percentages of those proceeds go to a "charity for better pay for kiwi farmers".
Nool is the board member of said "charity" and gets his cut for "administrative fees".

Stripe wouldn't ban a honest kiwi salesman, would they?

You can use any good as an example for that matter.
But if you'd spread those goods across multiple stores for example it could work.
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Internet niggers can't get away with that.
 
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Null may have left Europe, but he left his mark on the political landscape.
 
RandomGibberish said:
What if Nool had a "friend" that has a online shop for... let's say kiwis.
People buy those kiwis.
Percentages of those proceeds go to a "charity for better pay for kiwi farmers".
Nool is the board member of said "charity" and gets his cut for "administrative fees".

Stripe wouldn't ban a honest kiwi salesman, would they?

You can use any good as an example for that matter.
But if you'd spread those goods across multiple stores for example it could work.
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I mean if he was going to do that the non fraudulent version is to just start opening series LLCs so deep people loose track of who actually organized it. It's just a game s wack-s-mole though, and whenever you get wacked they steal all the money in your merchant account. LFJ and the other troons would report it instantly so it'd never last long enough to be worth the headache.
 
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I got all my chores and cooking done that I would normally do during the stream. What am I supposed to do now?? ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION?? PARTICIPATE??
 
waffle said:
I mean if he was going to do that the non fraudulent version is to just start opening series LLCs so deep people loose track of who actually organized it. It's just a game s wack-s-mole though, and whenever you get wacked they steal all the money in your merchant account. LFJ and the other troons would report it instantly so it'd never last long enough to be worth the headache.
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1. Create / Code a shop with stuff to buy
2. Host it yourself
3. When people want to pay, they get directed to buy a third party Binance / Crypto gift card on a website like G2A for example
4. People buy the gift card and send Nool the code
5. Nool verifies it and sends out the goods
 
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