💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Rudolf's Friend said:
Thought this would be interesting. Nancy Pelosi's Zoom stream a few weeks ago was bombed by trolls from a zoombombing group called CCP Thugs who posted an AI video of Trump calling for TND and for Nancy to be jailed for insider trading and promoting troon shit alongside their usual videos of Dreamybull porn and earrape.
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Did they only release the censored version? How boring.
 
Josh picking outro songs
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Bruce LaLiLuLeLo said:
After watching todays MATI I feel like I should give Josh and especially Tiny some hints for the LSAT question. Its like a general problem solving question asked all around the place and I have a bit of experience from just doing a fuckton of these timed, enough for 5 lifetimes.
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You start working backwards from the facts at hand instead of listing all the possible combinations of the first two digits cause thats a waste of time.
If we were to take the number as mnxyz, then n=2m and x<z
If z in this case is 1 then theres only one number x can take considering theres only one number smaller than 1 and each number can occur only once, so x would be 0
The remaining numbers would be 2, 3, 4. To satisfy n=2m only one pair is possible, m is 2 and n is 4.
The given number would be 24031
So the correct option would be A.
Im gonna preempt and say, yes I know you dont care, I am sorry and I will fuck off.
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The LSAT is literally just an IQ test with another name anyway. The utility of studying is fairly limited beyond learning and getting proficient at optimal strategies for the different problem types.
 
Not A Cat Person said:
Y'all is exclusively plural. It's not used to refer to a singular person and isn't interchangeable with 'you'.

One person: you
Two or more people: y'all

The use of a singular y'all is a huge tell that it's said by someone who only picked it up deliberately in later life as an affectation.
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We wouldn't want to exclude multiple systems now would we?
 
Not A Cat Person said:
Y'all is exclusively plural. It's not used to refer to a singular person and isn't interchangeable with 'you'.
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Correct. My context is 2nd person as you quoted. Second person plural is also "you."
If that was read as being singular, it is an error on the part of the reader, and mine as well for not being psychic about anyone missing the point, that the Y-word should be smacked out of most people's mouths, most especially anyone thinking it will get around 3rd person [he/she/it/they//him/her/it/them] usage.
It is meant for direct address to 2nd persons, so substituting it into a phrase like "she went to the store," is narrating 3rd person, which means the speaker will seem both retarded and schizophrenic for using 'you all' or 'y'all' there.

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Bruce LaLiLuLeLo said:
After watching todays MATI I feel like I should give Josh and especially Tiny some hints for the LSAT question. Its like a general problem solving question asked all around the place and I have a bit of experience from just doing a fuckton of these timed, enough for 5 lifetimes.
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You start working backwards from the facts at hand instead of listing all the possible combinations of the first two digits cause thats a waste of time.
If we were to take the number as mnxyz, then n=2m and x<z
If z in this case is 1 then theres only one number x can take considering theres only one number smaller than 1 and each number can occur only once, so x would be 0
The remaining numbers would be 2, 3, 4. To satisfy n=2m only one pair is possible, m is 2 and n is 4.
The given number would be 24031
So the correct option would be A.
Im gonna preempt and say, yes I know you dont care, I am sorry and I will fuck off.
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Does it say that the last digit has to be 1? I missed that before, and I don't see it here.
 
I'm only listening to the lsat problem and am too lazy to read but zero would have to be the third digit since it has to be less than the last digit and the last digit is 1. And numbers can't repeat. This leaves 2,4 and 3 as the remaining digits and only 2 and 4 are multiples of 2 so there's the answer. I think chat was just messing with you Jersh.

And if I don't read it I can save face if I am wrong.
 
One thing I’ve always loved is Josh’s rants about anime. It is some of the most hilarious improv comedy I have ever heard. And it’s because it’s true. Him fighting with weebs in the comments going “actually it’s really good” is some of the most consistently funny parts and memories of the streams. I would love a segment where he blind reacts to some out of context anime clips submitted to him
 
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Yours Truly 2095 said:
Retail workers get so much shit already and now have to deal with in a busy environment trying to get people into lines and to open registers and be kind, saying the wrong thing to some freak and getting in trouble.
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Open registers? What's that? Every store just has 20 closed registers and an open Self Checkout.
 
Troonos said:
Open registers? What's that? Every store just has 20 closed registers and an open Self Checkout.
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at my walmart i was confused why half the self-checkout machines are always closed, i thought maybe they were just continuously broken, but I overheard the staff talking at some point and realized they actually shut them down if they don't have enough watching the lanes to stop the gibmedats. I also love the flashing "YOUR FACE IS BEING PUT INTO OUR DATABASE. DO NOT STEAL EVER!!!" that I get hit with despite being white.
 
Null said:
at my walmart i was confused why half the self-checkout machines are always closed, i thought maybe they were just continuously broken, but I overheard the staff talking at some point and realized they actually shut them down if they don't have enough watching the lanes to stop the gibmedats. I also love the flashing "YOUR FACE IS BEING PUT INTO OUR DATABASE. DO NOT STEAL EVER!!!" that I get hit with despite being white.
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It's all there to demoralize us. Total corpo death.

I miss a grumpy babushka asking me "Пакет нужен?" as she scans my bottle of квас. It made me feel human.
 
Troonos said:
Open registers? What's that? Every store just has 20 closed registers and an open Self Checkout.
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At Smaller stores Self checkouts are a big help. Nobody applies so most of the registers are unused. Really helped cut down on lines. Walmart really has no excuse for not being able to hire cashiers. I do encourage to shop at small family owned stores. They do still exist. Often they are using a franchise branding but there's still an actual owner of the store not just a manager.

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at my walmart i was confused why half the self-checkout machines are always closed, i thought maybe they were just continuously broken, but I overheard the staff talking at some point and realized they actually shut them down if they don't have enough watching the lanes to stop the gibmedats. I also love the flashing "YOUR FACE IS BEING PUT INTO OUR DATABASE. DO NOT STEAL EVER!!!" that I get hit with despite being white.
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Yeah, watching self checkouts for theft sucks and just in general. People really are stupid, they can't figure out how an alphabetical list works. You're watching for theft while also clearing errors, jams, etc. typically solo. A big reason in my experience why people walk out without paying is actually they put their card in and on many they still have to hit "pay with card" on the screen and it'll just keep saying pending otherwise. They think they paid and leave. I used to just go over and hit pay with card and it would charge them. It's awful design and has definitely cost stores money. Some don't have this oversight

Yeah, the cash ones do break or get jammed easily. Also, people are dumb. They put their card in where the cash goes, shove coins in there, kids do stuff to them. Bills jam up. It's actually kinda fun if you take it super seriously and see how fast you can unjam them. Tickles the mechanical fixing part of the brain like clearing a jammed gun.
 
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Every motherfucking time, you have to get age verification for OTC cold/flu shit. During cold, and flu season, while you're sick.
400% improvement over standing in line behind an obese neighbor, attempting to pass a bad check, while a 'Rican chick hits the manager call button, and drops her hand down to her knife.
 
I'm a Silly said:
Does it say that the last digit has to be 1? I missed that before, and I don't see it here.
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It's there in the question, if the last digit of an acceptable code is 1
waffle said:
The LSAT is literally just an IQ test with another name anyway. The utility of studying is fairly limited beyond learning and getting proficient at optimal strategies for the different problem types.
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Fairly the same. Apologies for the um acktually but the general iq test or the fsiq which is the standardized test across the world measures perception and information processing more than intelligence (which is why it has questions based on 3d figure orientation, vocab, memory retention etc). I think what you're referring to is ravens progressive matrices which is the test with the problem figure questions, complete the series with the right figure, which is more complicated. Even that has only one type of problem solving compared to the 10 or so types generally asked in competitive examinations and hiring tests. This LSAT question in particular is not really complicated, in Asian countries they teach this stuff to 13 year olds so it's baffling to me personally that someone like Destiny cannot solve it.
 
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