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Null, with the amount of fake and counterfit fish one the food market, you will probably soon have one of the worst shits in your entire life not even comparable to the worst eastern europe cheap fastfood diarrhea you probably had, if you continue this habit of slobbering up cheap, questionably sourced seafood
Bro he had King Oscar, it's fine. KO is the solid reliable baseline good canned fish.

On the topic of canned fish, lemon juice can be handy to plus things up as it is with most seafood, also I recommend a sauce, which can make the cheaper, shittier fish more palatable, and give a kick to the good fish if you're looking for it. There's different types of bread, crackers etc. you can try as well. This is my go-to but the downside is nobody near me sells it so I have to buy it online and it's not cheap.
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If you want a fishy breakfast you can make fisherman's eggs which is basically just sardines and eggs cooked together, basically a sardine omelette, you can add other ingredients like onions peppers etc.
 
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alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.
See if you can get a kettle grill for your place, fish heads are coming back into vogue since Bri'ish chefs created a dish in Fallow resteurant in London where they grill a whole cod's head and cover it in fermented sriracha butter sauce.
 
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Bro he had King Oscar, it's fine. KO is the solid reliable baseline good canned fish.

On the topic of canned fish, lemon juice can be handy to plus things up as it is with most seafood, also I recommend a sauce, which can make the cheaper, shittier fish more palatable, and give a kick to the good fish if you're looking for it. There's different types of bread, crackers etc. you can try as well. This is my go-to but the downside is nobody near me sells it so I have to buy it online and it's not cheap.
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If you want a fishy breakfast you can make fisherman's eggs which is basically just sardines and eggs cooked together, basically a sardine omelette, you can add other ingredients like onions peppers etc.
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Mackerel is very good stuff, and considered an easy to grab and eat "super food". At least around here.
I mostly eat it on ryebread because of Danefag, and in these tins with tomato sauce and cucumber or bell peppers on top.
Total fish supremacy.

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I was just watching this guy talk about mackerel


I don't like his urkel glasses or his generally ethnic gay demeanor but I like that YouTube will still contains and proliferates weirdo autists into their own hyper specific interest.

Brick immortal and his industrial accident and oceanic disasters videos are super interesting as well.
 
alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.
I know most stuff in the USA will be boneless fillets, but my dad used to swear by this brand from Canada that sold whole mackerel. Bone-in fish has some minor health benefits, and is usually better quality, but is more expensive.

And speaking of Canada...
"CANUCKS PLAY SPORTPUCK, GET CUCKED"

The Superbowl was covered on the last MATI but THIS WEEK in sports news hockey is the talk of the town.

America recently played future 51st state and ungrateful child, Canada, with soon to be former Governer Tredeau in attendance. During the pregame, Canadians loudly booed the American national anthem. Team America (fuck yeah) would then go on to whoop Team Canada's ASS both literally and figuratively.

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Video archived from this tweet.

USA! USA! USA!
Strong '73 Philadelphia Flyers energy. If you have an hour to kill, watch Broad Street Bullies. Very good entry level sports documentary.
 
I'm late and gay catching up with the last stream, but the specifics of what the DOTA guy was mad about reminded me of this. I wouldn't have mentioned it except Null got so mad at chat not liking the video and it was funny, and I figured it would also make him mad having it compared to some old smash shit.


Did you publics just let him walk up slowly and cast a spell?
 

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those canned white chickens tins are good if you just mix it with cut up apple
no, no it's really not. That rubbery bouncing chew? No way I'll ever eat that crap again.
The ads on Rumble keep playing some skinny old doctor who tells me to enhance my gut biome by eating things that encourage the good gut bacteria and are disliked by the bad bacteria. Purple sweet potatoes are rich in prophenol or something, and then I click SKIP and watch your stream.
Protonmail has a vpn service you can use on the free tier. It's saved my sanity for the past year or so, for real.
 
@Null don't know if anyone explained it to you but I just watched the latest MATI and no the Chiefs don't get more money for winning and selling the T-Shirts for winning. Its a revenue splitting operation that comes with a salary cap and draft picks that actually matter so you get more rewarded by not being a crazy run organization and actually managing your team well. And it helps if you are Kansas City, to have the power of meme magic and Taylor Swift lobbying the government to have USAID give money to the refs to give you every call. Unfortunately for them, Elon cut off that aid before the Super bowl
 
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