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Chads eat fresh, right from the field .
Soy eat canned
It's good to have some canned goods around the house, if you're attacked by a future doctor or scientist while cooking a solid can makes a great projectile
peas work best don't ask me how I know
 
I've determined that my audience is categorized by intelligence in this order:

1. Live audience
2. Rumble
3. YouTube

Discuss
Do I get a special tag for lurking since the days of the original KF YouTube channel? I listen live when I'm able and catch what I missed on the Rumble vod. What kind of retarded nigger streams at the time most of his audience is at work?
 
right but what if i wanted to root for players from florida
Put it this way, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have the worst record in NFL history with 450 losses and only 308 wins. Florida football teams are historically not worth rooting for
 
I went to the store and I bought every single tin of every seafood thing I could find. Most interested in trying the herring and sardines in mustard sauce. I'm sure the tinned salmon and crab is good.
One of my favorite quick snacks is some sardines canned in olive oil, King Oscar Mediterranean style is best as it has herbes de provence, and a few cloves of garlic minced. You mix it all together and put it on some good homemade bread or nice crackers.
 
Since Bossman Null has found a new found love of canned fish I'ma get in early and suggest a song for Friday or Tuesday if NATO declares war on the US.
It takes over a minute for him to say the line. I think it'd work fine if you're out of Runescape covers.
 
"CANUCKS PLAY SPORTPUCK, GET CUCKED"

The Superbowl was covered on the last MATI but THIS WEEK in sports news hockey is the talk of the town.

America recently played future 51st state and ungrateful child, Canada, with soon to be former Governer Tredeau in attendance. During the pregame, Canadians loudly booed the American national anthem. Team America (fuck yeah) would then go on to whoop Team Canada's ASS both literally and figuratively.

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Video archived from this tweet.

USA! USA! USA!
Sad things don't get to me, but I get misty over stuff like this: X | A
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« chat is a 4th person pronoun »
I still haven't watched Friday's stream yet -- I'm assuming this pertains to that stream -- but it's wild to see how poor people's understanding is of the very language they speak natively. IMHO, education & comprehension of grammar & language was far better when the classical model still held sway where Latin and/or Greek were part of the usual curriculum. Both languages have far more rigorous grammar than English or even any of the second language classes commonly taught as electives, such as Spanish, French, or German. Sure, you can get some benefit from the later as they force you to step outside of the English language and require you to think using slightly different paradigms, but all of them have undergone significant changes rendering them far more analytical in nature -- meaning that grammatical function is implied rather than explicit. Latin and Greek require you to know how you intend to use a word in a sentence before uttering it.

I'm not even the greatest at Latin, and my Greek is extremely pedantic, but with what little I know, its blindingly obvious 'chat' isn't a pronoun, let alone a ***fourth person pronoun***. If I ever ran into someone saying something like this in person, I would immediately do a 360 and walk away towards the nearest drinking establishment.
 
And none of those things are pronouns. That's the least of our problems when most people not only cannot spell but have no idea how to conjugate:
to have
to run
to come
to go
To provide a light defense, English orthography is a mess. The problem is mitigated these days by built in spell checkers, but if you ever sit down and try to write a paper by hand, it isn't so trivial to spell words any more -- trying to get the vowels right based entirely off memory rather than phonetic value is easier for commonly used words, but if you delve to lesser used words, it can really grind your gears.

I've wondered at times if English will end up like Afrikaans someday where conjugation of verbs according to person will fully disappear. Really, we only have 3rd person singular that has a different conjugation (ex: I run, he/she/it runs). My hunch is that the Internet / mass media will have somewhat of a regulating affect among a majority of speakers, but could occur in small pockets of the population that all ready feature some degree of 'code-switching', as in urban black populations where 'AAVE' is used in parallel with standard English depending on whom is being addressed. This could leech onto 'educated' whites/asians/etc who seek to emulate the manner of diction used by 'thuggin' black people they idolize or see as ironic.
 
i think the white man is slipping on tinned and frozen foods. i cant wait to have a prepper bunker
Scandinavians know tinned fish is amazing. That’s probably how they get so tall. European grocery stores in the US will also have pretty fire sardine filets in oil.
 
I'm assuming this pertains to that stream
not at all. but i wont lie and say i know even the slightest difference between different conjugations. until i graduated college i didn't know what conjugation actually meant. i thought it was just some spanish-foreign-language shit.

seriously i did not know be and am are conjugation of "be".

there are some people that can tell you the exact designation of verbs and i'm just like "well deerr to have, having, and have had are like part of have right. it's just like context bro."
 
alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.
King Oscar is my favorite, love their sardines.
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not at all. but i wont lie and say i know even the slightest difference between different conjugations. until i graduated college i didn't know what conjugation actually meant. i thought it was just some spanish-foreign-language shit.

seriously i did not know be and am are conjugation of "be".
Honestly, I think this was the same for me as well. I probably could have been aware of this had I not slacked off in German in both Highschool and College (only took one semester in college just to get some transfer credits). I think there's this severe misunderstanding the assumes if you can speak in intelligible English and write a 5 paragraph paper, you 'know' the English language.

Related, but I've seen a convincing argument that claims that you can see the quality of writing decline with the loss of requiring serious study of grammar (typically done through Latin). It's very different to write something in English when you understand what the words are doing versus pure emulation of others (this is really pernicious when it comes to vocabulary, as it causes semantic meaning to collapse upon purely popular usage, which tends to be far more vague and emotionally driven, causing many words to become pure synonyms of 'good' or 'bad').
 
alright gamers welcome back to another episode of "off day diet null eats a tin of fish"

today we have a tin of King oliver's north Atlantic mackerel (very low mercury) in olive oil

gonna give this banger a 10/10 it's actually really fucking good and i don't think i've ever had mackerel before in my entire life

straight out the tin, room temperature, little black pepper after an initial taste test. this one's going in the bunker guys.

Have you tried flaked tuna? Tastes great and is easy to spread onto anything if you want. I really like this Nissui brand that I get at Hmart. My cat gives it a 10/10 so that's all the recommendation anyone should need.

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Then I found just now there's an entire subreddit dedicated to pictures of canned fish.

 
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