💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
right but what if i wanted to root for players from florida
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I’m incredibly biased but the Florida Panthers NHL team are the most fun team in all of sports right now. They won the Stanly Cup for the state last season, are poised to have a good shot at it this year, and put on a pretty good show.

The sheer amount of Canadian salt made by a traditionally awful team in south Florida slaughtering teams from places that actually have snow is pretty great. If the idea of retarded fans throwing rubber rats on the ice after winning and jumping with the Stanley cup into the ocean sounds fun, that’s basically what they are. This group is as culturally Florida as you can get for a modern sports team, even if half of them are Finnish. And there’s far less gay shit than basically any other team which is a plus.

There’s an international USA vs Canada vs Finland vs Sweden competition going on too which has been pretty fun too, we have a nice off topic threat for it all.


The Tampa bay lighting are also cool too but I’m obligated to say fuck the bolts. The rivalry games across Florida may as well be the cup finals some years.
 
Shapes said:
Don't listen to chyat fags, shit was peak.
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That part bothered me, of course out of a few thousand people you will get a dozen or more people hating any given thing on screen.
I think getting upset over 0.4% of people that you know are retarded for retarded criticisms is silly.

MIC Shill said:
I have it on Good Authority (Rusty Cage) that women of European descent are more willing than others to engage in coitus with their dogs.
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It was always a joke, but the waman take it seriously as an insult.
 
Jotch said:
That part bothered me, of course out of a few thousand people you will get a dozen or more people hating any given thing on screen.
I think getting upset over 0.4% of people that you know are retarded for retarded criticisms is silly.
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people were literally spamming the fucking chat out of protest, fuck off. that's why I hid it, so I could pay attention to the fucking stream.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
beastiality is an exclusively white person crime if you look at the statistics in the United States
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Counterpoint, this Vice documentary about Colombian villages where fucking donkeys is so normalized that even the children fuck donkeys:


Maybe it's only a crime among white people because we're the only race who criminalizes it and prosecutes people committing it, not because other races and other cultures aren't also fucking animals. You can find countless instances of people fucking animals the world over, and it's primarily going to be the brown and black people who either tolerate it outright or don't "snitch" on each other for it, whereas white people will turn in their brothers, uncles, sons, etc. the moment they catch them fucking a dog.

Don't fall into the logical trap that the crime statistics are representations of how often an act is performed rather than how often it's criminally prosecuted. Niggers, spics, and pajeets all rape animals and it's so normal and acceptable to them that they don't even criminalize it in their countries.
 
So Null said he got the tree fidy bit from a friend, cant believe he was so oblivious that he didn't notice his friend was actually 85 feet tall, covered in scales and was the goddamned loch Nass monster.
 
AustinGambles has gone full BossmanJack. He is crashing out live on crackaroosiki while answering calls from rats.
Kees H said:
Austin is so back on crack, he just went full Terry A. Davis on a random rat calling him on the phone :story:. Just needed a mention of God and nigger and you'd say it's his fucking son. We are so fucking back.

bmj-austinadavis.mp4
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Edit: You can even see his black thumb.
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Crack bros? We're so back!
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DAMN THAT THUMB BLACK!
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I am advising all MATI viewers to watch this video
 
Josh for years:
-"I hate when ppl eat on stream, its disgusting."
-Apologies for not muting when burping once.

Josh after three weeks in America:
-Describes an indian liking Elon´s asshole clean.
-"You can help me lose weight by getting on your knees and sucking all the shit out of my entire bowels."
 
i said 2 cans a week. i've checked the brand and the mercury contents they test for and it is safe to eat 2 cans a week.

did not ask for dietary advice. i know that chicken is pure protein. i'm not fucking stupid.

i know how to visit websites, check labels, and budget a diet. i've done 250 to 175 before.

i am not asking for input on what to eat or how to lose weight.

shit like this is precisely why i fucking despise talking about this shit. i can talk about it in the most passing, benign way and people will STILL misunderstand me and send unsolicited advice that is actually more than unsolicited because i'm saying i do not fucking want it.
 
Null said:
i said 2 cans a week. i've checked the brand and the mercury contents they test for and it is permission to eat 2 cans a week.
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Two cans a week is good! My distracted ass thought you said two a day and I worried for a moment. Perils of having a gym rat husband, I'm always worried about other people's tuna habits 🙃
 
I just hit 198 from 230 starting on January 1st. This bouncy ball weight game is shit though it's my third trip below 200. Basically once you become old you can enjoy one snack a week or you become diabetic.
 
I think only pregnant women need to worry about the tuna thing
You can get Uncle Ben's rice packets and mix it with tuna and it's pretty good that was my meal for work for years and I never had any issues
 
Dicksmash Turbofist said:
In memory of the bombing of Dresden which took place between February 13th-15th, 1945.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4lmIM3RrYJ4
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Tried clicking on this to put it in my watch later and found out that youtube is fucking with things again.
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It must have just happened within the past hour because I have a livestream going in the background and it's fine but if I copy the same link and put it in another tab I get the same unavailable message. Cant' even watch in another browser. If I try to watch signed out/incognito it demands me to sign in to watch anything. However I can go to the main page and see what slop Neal Mohan wants me to see.

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Never had these problems until Null came home and started his non-profit. Remember, there are no coincidences.

After testing it, leaving my VPN on forces me to sign in and using ad blocker makes the video unavailable. I'm still blaming Null because it's easier than finding/making solutions.
 
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