🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Forgot to poost this yesterday, also clipped from the Discord stream from yesterday restreamed by @Barsik and shamelessly stolen by me, BasetinGambles on Reddit.

 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Austingambles. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical gamba most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Austin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Being Up Fat literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Austingambles truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Austin's existential catchphrase "DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE," which itself is a cryptic reference to Bossmans's Virignian epic "Type R in Chat. You know what it means". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bossmom and Ratdad's genius wit unfolds itself on their PC screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Austingambles tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
From the stream that just ended, Austin uses the word felted to describe what he actually is after reading it in chyat, instead of just banning the chatter... :bossman:


 
Kees H said:
From the stream that just ended, Austin uses the word felted to describe what he actually is after reading it in chyat, instead of just banning the chatter... :lossmanjack:
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Fucking RATS trying to change Austin's vernacular, I remember in the early days they tried to get him to say "trolls" instead of "rats" and it almost caught on.
 
Reddit is really past tense though, spelled phonetically. Austin is right, though he's probably just parroting what someone else said when he says this, but agrees that it's a shit site.

Read it - Reed it - present tense, long e sound - I read a lot.
Read it - Red it - past tense - I read it yesterday.

The man is not wrong, but probably has no idea what he means.
 
Kees H said:
Austin showing his mad DDR skillz in real and raw Clean-o-Vision.

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Not even going to shadow the challenge mode/oni chart? Fucking pussy.


there is a more difficult chart for this song that contains a more syncopated intro and lots more 8th note jumps
 
He finally poosted the skate video his mom filmed for him for his Instagram, but in Discord, not on Instagram :story:.

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Ok I'd usually Clean-o-Vision this but I am lazy as shit (you'll figure out why this was impossible while watching this clip without doing it frame by frame and I ain't doing that shit nigga), Austin tried to do another dumb DDR thing and just gave up after the first couple of seconds (please ignore the first visible YouTube comment, kthx).

 
CRACK ALERT:
- More anger
- More shouting at random chat messages
- BLACK THUMB
- Higher concentration levels
- More breaks
- More violence?
- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Verdict: RELAPSE
 
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