💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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That is not a real lynch quote, this however is:

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Did you honestly think a meme template was trying to be a real quote?

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Josh, are you aware of this comic, called MUTTS? You seem to imitate the cat's speech when you do voices on stream.
 
WOO BOY if Ralph got mad when Null casually joked that Ralph might be sacrificed to the corn for the sake of the sektor, Ralph is REALLY gonna like Null's frank and earnest advice to take out a life insurance policy and prepare to die in meager service to his various broken home babymamas.
 
Those requests are terrible, if Josh talks about Elon Musk, it will be to cover him beefing with Asmongold over allegations that Elon Musk had chinese farmers playing his Path of Exile 2 account for him and that he stole Asmongold's twitter checkmark and monetization Gaming tag for making him look bad. Nothing is more serious in today's political world than stolen Gamer valor. Germany is only relevant as a server/time zone to play Path of Exile in.
Excuse me, good sir. I watch MATI so I can laugh at retards on the internet and what's more retarded than the worlds richest man beefing with a twitch streamer over gamer cred?
 
heres a singing monkey video that david lynch did

heres a 20 minute video of him cooking quinoa
midway through he goes to smoke a cigarette and tells a story about a time when he was a on train through europe.
he met a yugoslavian women from the former soviet union.
at one of the train stops there was a stand selling coca cola and he got really excited and bought some for everyone.
he gave one to the yugoslavian woman and when she took a big drink of it, the carbonation made it spray out of her nose
she had never had a coca cola before, but she liked it.
 
Someone send the Megachud final boss to Null, i think he'll find it funny.
The build-up and let-down was a mild chuckle, but hanging in there, the credits were more detailed than I thought. Laughed at the enemies, then started jumping around the video surprised it was a fleshed out game. Hooked me unintentionally:
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Did you honestly think a meme template was trying to be a real quote?

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Josh, are you aware of this comic, called MUTTS? You seem to imitate the cat's speech when you do voices on stream.
I hate MUTTS so much. The art is passable, but there is absolutely nothing funny in it, ever. I dn't know what the author's intent was, but it's this meandering, go-nowhere idyllic setting where nothing goes wrong and no jokes are told. I don't understand it at all. Imagine how milquetoast Garfield became in the modern day, and how much less funny Heathcliff is, and MUTTS is even blander than that somehow. It's shocking. I don't know how anyone can read it or buy the books or calendars. I will fight someone if they disagree with me, I am suddenly activated out of nowhere. The Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes held up for a long time and their Scholastic books were still funny long after publication, and this is what replaces them? Go to hell.
 
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I just got an E-Mail from Odysee:

Dear Odysee User,
We’re making a big change: Odysee is dropping Stripe as our payment processor. While Stripe helped facilitate fiat-based payments, their new demands—including intrusive user data collection and moderation requirements—go against Odysee’s principles of user autonomy and privacy.
Starting February 3, 2025, Stripe features like tipping, memberships, and purchases will be disabled. We’re transitioning to a new blockchain-based payment system that ensures lower fees, greater freedom, and microtransactions.
Stay tuned for updates as we roll out this new system.


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Odysee has declared total Stripe death
 
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hmmm I guess Stripe finally bent the knee to the banking system

that's...that's not good news for anyone
 
When Ralph dies this year, are we gonna get a person stream on him this october?
I suspect it will depend on how long it takes Josh's eyes to adjust to the blinding light of the sun following his descent into the Ralphalore mines.
 
Odysee has declared total Stripe death
I hope they take care to protect their users from their own exchanges. I sent crypto to a heterodox podcaster and the mainstream exchange I was using terminated my account a day later. I hadn't had any issues with them for multiple years prior. I wouldn't have put two and two together if Josh hadn't pointed out how Coinbase singled out the wallets listed at the bottom of the page.
 
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