💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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So it was not 2020, but 2025. Now is the time saars.
 
SAAR WAHLCOME BAK TO X. DO YOU BE WISHING FOR BHAJIS AND CHAI TO CELEBRATION YAR RETURN? SAAR? SAAR, PLEASE RESPOND TO RECEIVE YOUR BHAJIS AND CHAI SAAR.
 

That's it. You owe Sam a big stinky paneer apology.
 
4090 Chad said:
@Null When exactly were you banned? I see your last tweets were right at the end of May, which corresponds right at the beginning of this year. It may have been a set time limit ban of 7 months (or until 2025 more specifically), that lifted so when you finally appealed after the ban it auto went through and your account was reinstated.
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I was thinking this as well, but my assumption was a 6-month ban timer. 7 months is kind of random. Likely answer is Indian nepotism at work though.
 
saar it is now required of you to do the needful and retract your disgusting video slandering the great nation of india saar. please saar my nation does not deserve for hate after unbanning your sarr
 
Null said:
oh trust me, i know.

I switched to coffee because it's easier on your body but I can't drink it black because coffee is a putrid taste. I add milk, and a lot of it.

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talking at least F2~B6 up to d1~A4 if I really splash it in.

so that's at least a cup of milk, 120~150 calories. if I drink 3 cups of coffee a day (EASY) that's like eating an extra beef burrito from taco bell every day.

I've thought about either investing money and time into getting a coffee brewing station that *might* make such a deluxe level of coffee I can acquire a taste for it, but that's a lot of money, a lot of counter space, a lot of shit to haul around when I move again, and it might not even work. It's also a maintenance level that something like instant coffee, a kuerig, or drip coffee just doesn't require of you.

My other options are tea, water+caffeine pills, or to try and quit caffeine.

Tea is an appreciable option I've done before but I lost my equipment in a move so I stopped. I've never tried caffeine pills (something about taking pills is weird to me), but I will try it.

Quitting is an option a lot of people have suggested but I've never been able to. Ever. Not having caffeine makes me feel like I'm half asleep and my brain is one of those pin coushins just staked through a thousand times hindering focus.
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1. You can reset caffeine tolerance in around 2 weeks. Though yours sounds pretty rough so maybe give it longer. Don’t try to half and half it just cold turkey and accept the misery.

2. Tea is shit and will not cut it with the industrial grade levels of caffeine you need if you consider pills

3. Highly recommend getting an expresso machine with the amount of coffee you drink if you have to choke down the normal stuff. There’s not really maintenance, 1 year on and no issues, knock on wood. It’s about the 2 devices the size of a coffee machine and I have no trouble transporting it. I can’t stand black but I can have lattes no issue. My total setup was $400

4. Used pills in grad school to study better. They are okay. Reached 5K in Dota, got a B.
 
Null said:
I am 100% completely and totally being honest. That is the exact appeal I submitted and it was approved in under 10 minutes. I was notified by someone posting on my profile before I got an email for it.
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I fell asleep listening to the India special, and woke up to Josh being unbanned on xitter for being “Indian”. Isn’t that an ironic bit of symbolism lmao.
 
Null said:
I am 100% completely and totally being honest. That is the exact appeal I submitted and it was approved in under 10 minutes. I was notified by someone posting on my profile before I got an email for it.
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And all you had to do was follow the teachings of Sam Hyde
 
Crocodylus Acutus said:
Now I know that when the Tesla killbots come to get me for being White and lazy, all I have to do is simply state that I am of proud jeet heritage and I will be spared. Thank you saar, my life has been redeemed.
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Beware the power of the Jeetodile, he who lives in the sacred rivers of India, strengthened by the pollution and corpses
 
So since we are saars now, can we refer to doxing as redeeming instead of skeeting or phonebooking?
 
Null said:
I am 100% completely and totally being honest. That is the exact appeal I submitted and it was approved in under 10 minutes. I was notified by someone posting on my profile before I got an email for it.
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Shoulda appealed the Supreme Court with

ey what it do nigga boo boo, we out here tryin get rights n shit, we applyanizing for you to look at my papers n shit, don’t be a bitch nigga homeboy Clarence i know ya moms and she’ll beat yo shit with her shoe for yo smooth coonin’ ass behaviour fr i don’t play you old timey negro

shout out my boy trayvon, shout out my nigga pookie, wishnugget and lil purple and my legalizer Hardin aka Lil Kakuna you know what it is

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