💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[The Repeated Meme]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

That sucks man, I hope you get better soon.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Well isn't this serendipitous?

See you when you get your luggage in 18 years, Jersh.

 

[Logistical Nightmare]

>Private Selection

The only acceptable excuse for getting your cheeses from a Kroger and not a Publix is that you don't have one nearby.

I’d argue that if your Kroger has a Murray’s cheese pop up is the only reason to get your cheese from a grocery store. So many good cheeses…

 

[SchloppyI.T.Man]

when i have downtime on this trip i check x and god damn it fucking sucks. it's like the same 20 fucking posts, and then the next day is the same 20 fucking posts being qted

You should look at using the Lists feature, it allows you to essentially follow people without publicly following them. The list even shows up as a timeline aside from the "following" and "for you" timelines
They should be chronological too.

 

[donjulio]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

I don't get sick a lot, even though I'm around people frequently. But airports are always 50/50 if I'm going to get some foreign shithole virus that makes me feel like shit for a few days. Probably the stress of airline bullshit and having deal with the smell of 3000 pajeets doesn't help the immune system either. Fuck airports.

weak eurotrash immune system cant handle the intense freedom of americas super germs

Those super germs aren't American

 

[Computer God Autism]

I’d argue that if your Kroger has a Murray’s cheese pop up is the only reason to get your cheese from a grocery store. So many good cheeses…

Yeah, that's fair. Not every Kroger has one but the ones that do have a better selection than most competitors, especially if you're looking for goat or sheep cheese.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Don't worry Null. As soon as your fully re-Americanized and own a car again you can just drive wherever you want.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Why Registration Disabled?

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Why Registration Disabled?

Dear Sneeder

 

[q8D]

I forget how close to the midwest part of the South Null is gonna be, but I want to get him a Menards gift card

 

[waffle]

I was adjacent to EMI testing for one of those things, that was a big concern of the FCC for a while because they originally radio jammed all wifi in the area (before they turned it into a giant box).
I would say don't worry about it, it's all just microwaves. If you don't feel too hot you'll be ok.
I don't think its meant to detonate anything either. Although I wouldn't be surprised if a CIA nigger threw one of those EW guys in there after they faraday caged the thing.

It takes advantage of the same microwave heating principle of water resonating and strongly absorbing at 2.4 GHz. IE they use it to see through your clothes because there's no water in them.

If you want to play a funny prank on them you can soak your clothes in water and see what happens. (You're just really sweaty)


Edit:
This is what they looked like at first
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Very open and comfortable, looks just like an X Ray which people are familiar with.
EMI nightmare. Scanner is a flat plate that the beam can scatter off of in all directions without obstruction.


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Here is what they look like now.
Cage like and scary, very intimidating.
Thick body with grounded plating in almost all directions. Scanner is in a deep beam dump in the back. Hardly any scattering.
Much better for EMI.

As somebody who is usually really sweaty, they come touch your dick. Then you call the TSA guy a fag and he gets mad.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends

Did you take a covid test? Also if you flew out of Charles De gaulle airport there is a non-zero chance you could catch yellow fever

 

[scallion]

Imagine not selling your soul to TSA or CBP to get the magic card that means you (almost) never need to use the scanners, just the metal detectors.

The best part of being pre-check is seeing people in tears being turned around to go to general once they get to TSA

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Did you take a covid test? Also if you flew out of Charles De gaulle airport there is a non-zero chance you could catch yellow fever

He lived in the Philippines. He should already be inoculated against Yellow Fever.

 

[Sneeds]

Here’s something I found on Xitter that made me laugh my ass off (Link)

 

[reeetardo]

Get better dood don't have a cow dood

 

[I'm a Silly]

You should look at using the Lists feature, it allows you to essentially follow people without publicly following them. The list even shows up as a timeline aside from the "following" and "for you" timelines
They should be chronological too.

I used to love using Lists until they buried the link in the More submenu; it used to be in the sidebar. I don't use the app. The same thing essentially happened with Display. They took something that wasn't broken and fixed it to make room for features only paying customers use.

Here’s something I found on Xitter that made me laugh my ass off (Link)
Ackkkkkk.mp4

Is that a floating upside-down menorah in the sky?

 

[Sneeds]

Is that a floating upside-down menorah in the sky?

Yes

 

[Berrakh]

I’ve forgotten, when is the next stream scheduled again? Not until 2025? I’m happy to wait while Null enjoys a break I just don’t want to find out I’ve missed weeks later down the road.

 

[Sneeds]

According to my YouTube Recap, MATI was my top podcast. Apparently I’ve listened to 80 hours of Mad At The Internet this year.